Best restaurant ever.....:D

marvinbarcelona · 22nd October 2003, 18:09

Not sure this will work for our American friends, but for the Brits amoungst us, this is pure rolling on the floor laughing my large intestine out my arse funny

Oxo Tower

Just read the reviews, you'll find the one I'm talking about. Best not drink anything while reading....I've had to wipe tea of the monitor

Mr Jones · 22nd October 2003, 18:11

It's a link to an Ebay advert, am I missing the point?

Fickle · 22nd October 2003, 18:16

I just got a blank page. Care to try again, marvin?

marvinbarcelona · 22nd October 2003, 18:19

Sorry about that, copied and pasted the address before it finished loading...d'oh! Fixed now.

Fickle · 22nd October 2003, 19:36

I guess you're right about it being a british thing....I don't get it.

Nimelennar · 22nd October 2003, 19:44

I get it... the place is called the "Oxo Tower Brasserie" or "The Brasserie" for short.

Quote:

From the review by Darren Rees
Spoiler: The Brassiere is well situated to move on top after a few cocktails.

ROFL

marvinbarcelona · 22nd October 2003, 20:03

Nearly, but here it is.

"When my boyfriend told me he wanted to take me up the Oxo Tower for my birthday, I was a bit hesitant at first because I didn't really think it was my scene. How wrong I was! I mean, yeah, so it's a bit of a strain on the old back pocket, and I admit I did feel a bit uncomfortable initially. But a couple of cocktails helped me relax and soon I was really getting into it - we carried on well into the night. It was a great experience and I really loved it - so much so that I won't let my boyfriend take me anywhere else now! So if anyone ever wants to take you up the Oxo Tower, just throw caution to the wind and go for it!"

Where she writes Oxo Towers, think anal sex. It loses some of the surprise value when explained.

d0rk · 22nd October 2003, 20:08

LMFAO, thats great

Phaze1987 · 22nd October 2003, 20:33

hahah

those people are probably getting paid to write that kind of reviews

Fickle · 24th October 2003, 01:17

oh. Now I get it. haha!

22nd October 2003, 18:09	#1
marvinbarcelona Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: m/cr, UK Posts: 1,143	Best restaurant ever.....:D Not sure this will work for our American friends, but for the Brits amoungst us, this is pure rolling on the floor laughing my large intestine out my arse funny Oxo Tower Just read the reviews, you'll find the one I'm talking about. Best not drink anything while reading....I've had to wipe tea of the monitor It's been said that I could start an arguement in an empty room.....I see no reason to disbelieve this.

22nd October 2003, 18:16	#3
Fickle Butterknife of Justice (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Behind you. Posts: 5,501	I just got a blank page. Care to try again, marvin? Go read a book without pictures pabook? \| Look, a blog! \| Buy Stuff I Wrote

22nd October 2003, 18:19	#4
marvinbarcelona Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: m/cr, UK Posts: 1,143	Sorry about that, copied and pasted the address before it finished loading...d'oh! Fixed now. It's been said that I could start an arguement in an empty room.....I see no reason to disbelieve this.

22nd October 2003, 19:36	#5
Fickle Butterknife of Justice (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Behind you. Posts: 5,501	I guess you're right about it being a british thing....I don't get it. Go read a book without pictures pabook? \| Look, a blog! \| Buy Stuff I Wrote

22nd October 2003, 20:03	#7
marvinbarcelona Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: m/cr, UK Posts: 1,143	Nearly, but here it is. "When my boyfriend told me he wanted to take me up the Oxo Tower for my birthday, I was a bit hesitant at first because I didn't really think it was my scene. How wrong I was! I mean, yeah, so it's a bit of a strain on the old back pocket, and I admit I did feel a bit uncomfortable initially. But a couple of cocktails helped me relax and soon I was really getting into it - we carried on well into the night. It was a great experience and I really loved it - so much so that I won't let my boyfriend take me anywhere else now! So if anyone ever wants to take you up the Oxo Tower, just throw caution to the wind and go for it!" Where she writes Oxo Towers, think anal sex. It loses some of the surprise value when explained. It's been said that I could start an arguement in an empty room.....I see no reason to disbelieve this.

22nd October 2003, 18:11	#2
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,102	It's a link to an Ebay advert, am I missing the point?

22nd October 2003, 20:08	#8
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	LMFAO, thats great I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

22nd October 2003, 20:33	#9
Phaze1987 Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lula The Sexy Empire Posts: 916	hahah those people are probably getting paid to write that kind of reviews \| -Mail me- \| -Visit my DA page- \| -Talk to me on IRC-(nick Phaze1NE)- \|

24th October 2003, 01:17	#10
Fickle Butterknife of Justice (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Behind you. Posts: 5,501	oh. Now I get it. haha! Go read a book without pictures pabook? \| Look, a blog! \| Buy Stuff I Wrote

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