Old 22nd October 2002, 02:35   #81
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I swear to god, I had nothing to do with bringing this back...this time.
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Old 22nd October 2002, 02:38   #82
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That's a big hoe...
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Old 22nd October 2002, 02:48   #83
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My Brother and I happen to have a hoe home, and it seems that you hoe-owners disrepect your hoes too much. You must treat a hoe with respect, stroke it and wash it. Hoes enjoy getting down and dirty, but one must remember to hose down your hoes once the hoe has been hoed until it is down to it's bare hoeness. You can't wear these hoes out. The more you nurture your hoe, the more the hoe can do for you. Currently our battered hoe wing is filled with dirty hoes broken and hurt, lying here and there, found left and neglected in backyards, slathered with mud. This is not good hoemanship.
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Old 22nd October 2002, 03:01   #84
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Old 22nd October 2002, 04:24   #85
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I'm the finest hoe.
Damn hoe-rrific...I'll say.

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Old 22nd October 2002, 04:27   #86
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how said that your hoes are being kept locked up, back at your home there avalon...
Very said, I've heard they are forced to work without me there, someone else has their hands on my hoes and in their shed. I am soo peeved....

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Old 22nd October 2002, 08:51   #87
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that is no hoe! that's monica lewinsky and two american flags. i think you are missing the point
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Old 22nd October 2002, 10:20   #88
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That's a big hoe...
Did I read that correctly? Does your hoe have the ability to do all the work by itself?

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you are right s0be. that is one hell of a hoe. bet it costs a bit.
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Old 22nd October 2002, 11:00   #90
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Old 22nd October 2002, 19:16   #91
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A holistic comparison of hoes and their alternatives...



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Old 22nd October 2002, 20:04   #92
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my hoe mixes my concrete to fix my fence.
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Old 22nd October 2002, 23:16   #93
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Did I read that correctly? Does your hoe have the ability to do all the work by itself?
It can just about do everything by itself. But you still have to have someone there with a key to bring the beast to life.


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that is one hell of a hoe. bet it costs a bit.
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Old 23rd October 2002, 02:04   #94
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Riding my hoe.




Check out the hand action.
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Old 23rd October 2002, 08:17   #95
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my hoe has to handle a big load. sarge, can i borrow yours?
[edit] and i thought myself above this... gah [/edit]

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Old 24th October 2002, 03:40   #96
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Sure, you can borrow my hoe. Just make sure you wash her off and grease her up when you're done.
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Old 24th October 2002, 03:48   #97
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Yeah, grubbin hoes are ok, but I prefer a shuffle hoe, mo hoe action for thrice de satisfaction!

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Old 24th October 2002, 04:23   #98
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Riding my hoe.




Check out the hand action.

You seem to have great movement and formation when using your hands on your hoe.
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Old 24th October 2002, 10:21   #99
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You seem to have great movement and formation when using your hands on your hoe.
that he does. it looks like a semi-automatic hoe too, i wish i could afford one of those. I have to oil my own.
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Old 26th October 2002, 15:59   #100
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latest in hoe fashion...


Q: What do you call a male ho??

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Old 27th October 2002, 14:07   #101
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i never thought they had male hoes

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Old 27th October 2002, 15:18   #102
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Old 27th October 2002, 15:33   #103
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my hoe

heres my hoe ,loves a good dip in the sea
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Old 27th October 2002, 17:06   #104
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i train my hose to take care of the yard when I'm not around.



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Old 10th November 2002, 22:43   #105
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Old 11th November 2002, 01:31   #106
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maybe..

maybe a male hoe is a jiggalo?
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Old 25th November 2002, 10:17   #107
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do we have to do this AGAIN?
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Old 26th November 2002, 01:12   #108
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It may be that he doesnt like repetition of the same old threads. I am, how you say, sharing a boat with him.


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Old 26th November 2002, 15:01   #109
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right, if i change the title to something obscure with "" will it be acceptable? how about if it make it the finest hoes (game)? or would it be wrong to finest hoes? I'm open to suggestions as to what will make this thread "worthy" again.
Hows about: If I had a gardening tool...
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Old 27th November 2002, 01:24   #110
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can this be?! binary hero doesnt like hoes?!?
i guess he hasnt had any luck getting any hoes
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Old 27th November 2002, 20:42   #111
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A new or different joke (i.e. not repeating the same joke in different wording) would make this thread worthy again. Given the limited material, I'd be surprised if you could make that happen.


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Old 1st January 2003, 05:25   #112
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now THIS was the best thread of 2002, don't ya think?
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Old 1st January 2003, 05:50   #113
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Yeah, almost... but I thought that this tread was going to promise me some fine hoes. I check the thread in anticipation then get home and there aren't any hoes. What's wrong with this?!
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Old 1st January 2003, 05:52   #114
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there are some hoes in this thread, you just gotta look real hard
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Old 1st January 2003, 05:56   #115
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but when I look I some really dingy hoes, I mean one's that I would not even bother to look at. I mean really, would I trust my self with a hoe that seems to have been used more than 1 trillion times and decided not to get washed and is all rusty. On these boards, I saw this hoe right here (below). And I'm not sure if I'm getting the quality hoes that was promised by this post.


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Old 12th March 2003, 05:30   #116
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It's that time of year again. got to get my hoes out of the shed and start working again.
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Old 12th March 2003, 05:45   #117
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Bizz.... Look what you've created.


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Old 12th March 2003, 16:57   #119
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Oh man I love this thread, such a classic hoe-riffic action here!

Needs more moo-cows.
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i found myself a new hoe,



check out the nice closeup action
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