Old 9th May 2006, 22:39   #241
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but later in the evening my buds bring over their hoes for a hoe-down.
You mean you start working several hoes at once in front of each other?

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Old 9th May 2006, 23:16   #242
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It may sound like a party to you, but I consider it consultation - a professional development-style, educational experience.

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Old 9th May 2006, 23:37   #243
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I'm pretty sure all the good hoe jokes have been done here.
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Old 9th May 2006, 23:58   #244
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An elderly man walks into a bar with his wife on his right arm, and his favorite, well-used hoe in his left hand.

The bartender says, "Hey! You can't bring that old, worn out hoe in here! And you'll need to leave that farming tool outside, as well."



Ba - dum - bum.

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Old 11th May 2006, 04:15   #245
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A young hoe...

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Old 11th May 2006, 08:06   #246
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Old 11th May 2006, 08:08   #247
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An old hoe...
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Old 3rd July 2006, 18:45   #248
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Old 3rd July 2006, 19:25   #249
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Old 3rd July 2006, 21:07   #250
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HOErrifying but entertaining none the less. How much time did you take to make that?

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Old 3rd July 2006, 22:33   #251
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Why was this thread bumped?

This is a sig of some nature.
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Old 3rd July 2006, 23:36   #252
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Old 3rd July 2006, 23:46   #253
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Why was this thread bumped?
For Rellik's link.

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Old 4th July 2006, 05:03   #254
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HOErrifying but entertaining none the less. How much time did you take to make that?
Dunno, wasn't mine.

Now can we get back to more fine hoes?
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Old 4th July 2006, 10:53   #255
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Need more panty hoes.
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Old 4th July 2006, 17:16   #256
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You mean you need more low down on the hoe down.

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Old 4th July 2006, 18:06   #257
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I mean I need a good night's rest at the HOEtel 6!
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Old 16th September 2006, 18:24   #258
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I gots me a blackhoe!

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Old 16th September 2006, 19:42   #259
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/slaps Rand on the ass.

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Old 28th October 2006, 19:09   #261
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My hoe is too damn tall!



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Old 28th October 2006, 21:05   #262
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Old 28th October 2006, 22:22   #263
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I think someone lost their job for hoe abuse.
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Old 28th October 2006, 23:17   #264
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Old 30th October 2006, 03:08   #265
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That's a strong ass hoe.

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Old 30th October 2006, 03:27   #266
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The hoe didn't bend over far enough, that's all.

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Old 30th October 2006, 09:03   #267
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Old 13th November 2006, 22:20   #268
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Since I broke up with my latest hoe, it was time for me to take apart the crane (with a bigger crane) that I used to use to lift her ass off to dinner, movies, etc.



We've got some really blue sky here, huh?
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Old 13th November 2006, 23:49   #269
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Very nice. I love it when the sky is a really deep blue in the middle of the day like that. It's a lot easier on the eyeballs.
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Sets the mood just right when you wit yo hoe

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Old 14th November 2006, 00:51   #271
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when I clicked on this thread I was expecting something else :P

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Old 3rd July 2007, 23:51   #273
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Old 4th July 2007, 02:33   #274
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That one might not have been the hoe's fault. If they were mistreating her, she may have just been defending herself. You know how lots of people like to beat their hoes. And then there are people like Sarge, who know and respect their hoes. His hoe would never raise a stick to hurt him.

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Old 4th July 2007, 02:51   #275
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I think the guy mounting the hoe had no idea how to treat the hoe and she went berzerk, inadvertantly lashing out at other men.
Of course, the man who was riding the hoe was left unscathed by her wrath.
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Old 5th July 2007, 14:19   #276
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Old 5th July 2007, 17:12   #277
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Also known as the "mean striped hoe". I think we've all had a hoe like that at least once in our lives.

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Old 7th November 2007, 22:00   #278
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My hoe gets dirty.
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Old 7th November 2007, 22:22   #279
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Your hoe looks like it's seen better days.
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