Old 4th December 2003, 09:17   #1
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Dr. Suess Purity Test

This is just.. almost too much <snickers>

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?
Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?
Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?
Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?
Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?
Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?
Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?
Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?
Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?
Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?
Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?
Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?
Have you done it without style?
Have you done it in a pile?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?
Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?
Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?
Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?
Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think we care?

Answer these, and count your "no"s,
pray this number never grows.
Fifty questions we asked thee,
Score times two is your Purity.

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Old 4th December 2003, 10:14   #2
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Yes boat.. no goat... yes bed... no dead... no ass.... yes grass... yes car.... gone way to far no beach (yet, my ultimate fantasy)... yes teach.... yes back.... no straps no box or fox... no tree... definately not more than three! yes rain no pain.... I have no tits nor any mits.... yes rubber and undercover.... no pirch or church (there is something wrong with that one)..... I am still a virgin no surgon no chains.... I am totally insane! yes onstage yes underage (I was underage not him) no friends yes bothends.... no dog no log ... no clamps yes lamps.... no style no pile... yes others have seen.... no no no vd! yes my mothers couch and in my mouth.... NO TAPE yes, I am out of shape! no tv and definately no pee (yuck).... yes in the gym and yes out of a whim! no dare and no one here cares.........

Ok enough babbling. How did I score?

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Old 4th December 2003, 10:16   #3
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Old 4th December 2003, 10:18   #4
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Thanks Gogitta hon!

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Old 4th December 2003, 10:34   #5
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Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, No, No, No, Yes, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, No.

19 x 2 = 38

Out of a possible 100? Not very pure...

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Old 4th December 2003, 10:36   #6
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Not very pure...
Who cares about being pure hon! Are you having fun is the question!

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Old 4th December 2003, 11:02   #7
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49*no
1*yes

why don't you think ppl care? ppl care about everything that has to do with sex..

hmm.. maybe I should get a new title, "Forum Pure" or "Purity Master" or something..
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Old 4th December 2003, 11:05   #8
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Who cares about being pure hon! Are you having fun is the question!

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hehehe...Good point...

Fun = # of "Yes"s x 2 = 31 x 2 = 62

That's more like it!

Then again, maximum fun is 100, so I need to replace some no's with yes's. But I'm not doing animals or dead people! The rest are negotiable.

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Old 4th December 2003, 11:23   #9
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As long as dead animals are not involved................
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Old 4th December 2003, 21:48   #10
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I'm 100% pure. (0/50)

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Old 4th December 2003, 22:08   #11
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Re: Dr. Suess Purity Test

Have you done it on a boat? Not yet
Have you done it with a goat? Never
Have you done it in a bed? Many times
Have you done it with the dead? Ew no
Have you done it in the ass? Where else?
Have you done it, high on grass? Nope
Have you done it in the car? Yep
Have you simply gone too far? Never
Have you done it on the beach? Yes
Have you done it with the teach? No
Have you done it on your back? Yes
Have you done it strapped to a rack? No
Have you done it in a box? ?? no...
Have you done it with a fox? no
Have you done it in a tree? no
Have you done it with more than three? yes
Have you done it in the rain? yes
Have you done it for the pain? no
Have you done it 'tween the tits? no
Have you done it wearing mitts? no
Have you done it packed in rubber? no
Have you done it undercover? no
Have you done it on a perch? no
Have you done it in a church? no
Have you done it with a virgin? yes
Have you done it with a sturgeon? no
Have you done it with ropes and chains? no
Have you done it while insane? maybe
Have you done it on the stage? no
Have you done it underage? well DUH
Have you done it with all your friends? of course
Have you done it in both ends? yes
Have you done it with your dog? no
Have you done it on a log? no
Have you done it under clamps? no
Have you done it with the lamps? no
Have you done it without style? no
Have you done it in a pile? a pile of what?
Have you done it for all to see? no
Have you ever had VD? no
Have you done it on Mother's couch? yes
Have you done it in your mouth? yes
Have you done it while on tape? yes
Have you done it out of shape? no
Have you done it on live TV? no
Have you done it whilst you pee? no
Have you done it in the gym? yes
Have you done it on a whim? yes
Have you done it on a dare? yes
Do you really think we care? no, but it is fun

66!
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Old 5th December 2003, 04:05   #12
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heh, I cant aswer yes to many of them, but I dont care. I am feeling damn good, amazing in fact.
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Old 5th December 2003, 04:15   #13
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Re: Dr. Suess Purity Test

Have you done it on a boat? Yes
Have you done it with a goat? No
Have you done it in a bed? Yup, even a waterbed, bunk bed, cot, etc.
Have you done it with the dead? Eww... NO
Have you done it in the ass? Nope
Have you done it, high on grass? Hehehehe...
Have you done it in the car? Ahh... memories
Have you simply gone too far? Plead the Fifth
Have you done it on the beach? Sand is sooo hard to wash off
Have you done it with the teach? Nope
Have you done it on your back? Too many times to remember
Have you done it strapped to a rack? Not yet
Have you done it in a box? Hmmm... trying to remember...
Have you done it with a fox? Beastiality isn't my thing
Have you done it in a tree? Yup
Have you done it with more than three? Nope
Have you done it in the rain? Fantasy #5 still not played out
Have you done it for the pain? Uh, unintentionally
Have you done it 'tween the tits? Trying to remember
Have you done it wearing mitts? Yup
Have you done it packed in rubber? Nope
Have you done it undercover? Eh..?
Have you done it on a perch? Does the kitchen counter count?
Have you done it in a church? Nope
Have you done it with a virgin? Uh... no
Have you done it with a sturgeon? Again, no beastilality
Have you done it with ropes and chains? You've been reading my diary
Have you done it while insane? Does being drunk count?
Have you done it on the stage? Not yet
Have you done it underage? Duh
Have you done it with all your friends? OH HELL NO
Have you done it in both ends? Eh.. which ends are you talking about?
Have you done it with your dog? Eww...
Have you done it on a log? Yup
Have you done it under clamps? Nope
Have you done it with the lamps? Nope
Have you done it without style? Quickies RULE!!!
Have you done it in a pile? Uh, no
Have you done it for all to see? Nope
Have you ever had VD? Nope
Have you done it on Mother's couch? Hehehehe, yup
Have you done it in your mouth? Yup
Have you done it while on tape? Nope
Have you done it out of shape? Yup
Have you done it on live TV? Nope
Have you done it whilst you pee? Eww, no
Have you done it in the gym? Not yet
Have you done it on a whim? again, quickies rule
Have you done it on a dare? again, quickies rule
Do you really think we care? Someone does


Not gonna bother to calculate my purity...
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Old 5th December 2003, 04:23   #14
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Have you done it on a boat? Nope
Have you done it with a goat? NO
Have you done it in a bed? Yep
Have you done it with the dead? NO
Have you done it in the ass? In hers, yes.
Have you done it, high on grass? Nope
Have you done it in the car? Yep
Have you simply gone too far? Let me think....Yep
Have you done it on the beach?No
Have you done it with the teach?No
Have you done it on your back?Yep, way to many times
Have you done it strapped to a rack?Does being handcuffed to a closet railing count? If so, yep
Have you done it in a box?Does a closet count? If that, yep
Have you done it with a fox?No
Have you done it in a tree?No
Have you done it with more than three?Nope
Have you done it in the rain?Yep
Have you done it for the pain?Hot wax...yea
Have you done it 'tween the tits?Yep
Have you done it wearing mitts?No
Have you done it packed in rubber?No
Have you done it undercover?Yep, on more than one occasion
Have you done it on a perch?Does the kitchen table count?
Have you done it in a church?God no
Have you done it with a virgin?Yep
Have you done it with a sturgeon?That's just sick. NO
Have you done it with ropes and chains?Handcuffs, yes
Have you done it while insane?Drunk, yes
Have you done it on the stage?Nope
Have you done it underage?Sure
Have you done it with all your friends?HELL NO
Have you done it in both ends?Both of her ends, yes, but not at the same time
Have you done it with your dog?That's sick..NO NO NO
Have you done it on a log? No
Have you done it under clamps?Nope
Have you done it with the lamps?No way
Have you done it without style?Yep
Have you done it in a pile?No
Have you done it for all to see?No
Have you ever had VD?NO
Have you done it on Mother's couch?Both couches, both mothers.
Have you done it in your mouth? 69 baby
Have you done it while on tape?Webcam, yes.
Have you done it out of shape?Yep
Have you done it on live TV?nope
Have you done it whilst you pee?NO
Have you done it in the gym?Nope
Have you done it on a whim?Yep
Have you done it on a dare?No
Do you really think we care?Do you?


Like ShyShy, I'm not going to bother.
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Old 5th December 2003, 04:31   #15
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31*2= 62% pure.

I need to be taught a few things. Preferably by an older woman, whom I adore. That'd be nice. =D

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Hmmm, lets tally the scores...

Missyob = 28 x 2 = 56 purity points
Indicavia = 49 x 2 = 98 purity points
eleet-2k2 = 50 x 2 = 100 purity points
JustSomeOni = 33 x 2 = 66 purity points
ShyShy = 25 x 2 = 50 purity points
DragonSon = 25 x 2 = 50 purity points
Hugh = 31 x 2 = 62 purity points
ScorLibran = 19 x 2 = 38 purity points

So, either eleet-2k2's in the lead and I'm the farthest behind, or vice-versa, depending on what the "goals" are.

(Hehe...my personal "goal" is 14 points...there are 7 things I just won't do...)

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Jebus... I'm such a whore! Or talented, well educated, experienced...
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This things says I'm 60% pure! I really need to get laid...

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Old 5th December 2003, 05:30   #20
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If I had actually done it... I guess I'd be pretty pure... Boat, I'd do... Beach, I wanna do (YUS, FANTASIES ROCK) and stuff...
N... Yeah...
100% pure. *Frowns* I didn't read it all... If it counts alone... then... I'm... not pure...
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Old 5th December 2003, 06:20   #21
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Who cares about being pure hon! Are you having fun is the question!

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Women like you make me cringe, sorry. I don't know enough about you but most of the women I know with that attitude use it to justify their slutty behavior.
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So...are we having fun yet, missy? Cause I really don't care about being pure...
It's just so difficult to be a slut when you haven't had sex in about 8 years!

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Women like you make me cringe, sorry. I don't know enough about you but most of the women I know with that attitude use it to justify their slutty behavior.
/me jumps in between missy and grumpy...banging chest with fist...

Tell me you're kidding, because this thread is supposed to be light-hearted fun. If you're kidding, fine. If you're not, and you don't like what you read here, I have the perfect solution for you: Look to your upper-left and click the button with "<- Back" written on it. Problem solved!


Edit: And another thing...there is so much more to a woman that her sex life. Missy is a single mother with three kids (and soon to be four). Because of that, and for many other reasons, nothing in this world could tarnish her reputation. Respect...that's all I'm saying. For as hard as women have to work in this world, they at the very least deserve that much. A woman's sex life is her own business, no matter how much or how little she may choose to talk about it, and the only person who can judge it is her.

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/me jumps in between missy and grumpy...banging chest with fist...

Tell me you're kidding, because this thread is supposed to be light-hearted fun. If you're kidding, fine. If you're not, and you don't like what you read here, I have the perfect solution for you: Look to your upper-left and click the button with "<- Back" written on it. Problem solved!


Edit: And another thing...there is so much more to a woman that her sex life. Missy is a single mother with three kids (and soon to be four). Because of that, and for many other reasons, nothing in this world could tarnish her reputation. Respect...that's all I'm saying. For as hard as women have to work in this world, they at the very least deserve that much. A woman's sex life is her own business, no matter how much or how little she may choose to talk about it, and the only person who can judge it is her.
Sorry to wreck the thread then, but yes my post was serious. I'm not singling out Missy here, just women in general. I've seen and heard those same types of statements all my adult life and the people that say them are ... well, not my type of people. I don't care how many kids they have and that they're a single mother, their reputation can and will be tarnished by their bad actions. Just because they might be a single mom doesn't mean they aren't sluts if they act that way. A slut is a slut, a thief is a thief, a murderer is a murderer, regardless of whether you're a single parent, or anything else for that matter. Respect is something that is earned, not automatically given to you with impunity.

A womans sexual past might be her business but that doesn't mean nobody else can't judge her for it. Everyone is judgemental towards others, just not for the same things. If i'm going to be involved with a girl then her sexual past becomes my business and I can judge whether I accept her behavior or not. If she cannot be open and honest about her past then there's no need to talk any further since that is something that I think is important. If she's been one that's slept around in her past, had several one night stands,done 3-somes, gangbangs, fuck-buddies, etc. then she's definitely not my type of girl. I'm not going to settle for somebody that has completely differnt views than me about relationships and sex. Would you seriously date or marry a girl that had complete opposite views of what you believe and stand for? I doubt you would.
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yes bed... yes too far... almost teach... yes on back... want to in the rain... yes with a virgin... yes underage

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Sorry to wreck the thread then, but yes my post was serious. I'm not singling out Missy here, just women in general. I've seen and heard those same types of statements all my adult life and the people that say them are ... well, not my type of people. I don't care how many kids they have and that they're a single mother, their reputation can and will be tarnished by their bad actions. Just because they might be a single mom doesn't mean they aren't sluts if they act that way. A slut is a slut, a thief is a thief, a murderer is a murderer, regardless of whether you're a single parent, or anything else for that matter. Respect is something that is earned, not automatically given to you with impunity.

A womans sexual past might be her business but that doesn't mean nobody else can't judge her for it. Everyone is judgemental towards others, just not for the same things. If i'm going to be involved with a girl then her sexual past becomes my business and I can judge whether I accept her behavior or not. If she cannot be open and honest about her past then there's no need to talk any further since that is something that I think is important. If she's been one that's slept around in her past, had several one night stands,done 3-somes, gangbangs, fuck-buddies, etc. then she's definitely not my type of girl. I'm not going to settle for somebody that has completely differnt views than me about relationships and sex. Would you seriously date or marry a girl that had complete opposite views of what you believe and stand for? I doubt you would.
You're not wrecking the thread. I should have seen this in the previous post and been more sensitive to it. I'm very sorry for what's happened to you. It's obvious that one or more women have done a real number on you in the past, and no matter how many years it's been you're still not over it yet. It's as obvious as blood on the floor. Some people never get over such pain in their entire lifetime, but I sincerely hope you do because there is so much to enjoy in relationships. Unfortunately, dysfunction is a natural effect of trauma, but it's only temporary (not meaning "dysfunction" in an accusatory way). "Temporary" can sometimes still mean decades, but in your case I hope it doesn't.

Also common with such emotional trauma is the tendency to believe that other people think the same way that you do. Meaning if you tend to judge everyone you interact with in ways that most people don't, you'll believe that all people do that anyway. Also, since the damage exists as a scar on your past, you'll naturally be very critical of people's pasts, and you'll think that most or all people are equally critical, while actually people tend to let the pasts of others slide since they don't want their own past judged so closely.

Anyone over the age of 13 has some form of pain from relationships, and we all deal with our pain in different ways. Yours pours out before you, while I tend to mask mine. I believe my method is a less healthy way to handle it because it can build up over time to a critical mass unless expressed somehow.

In any case, I hope you can find a relationship that won't cause further damage. If you do, you'll be surprised at how differently you'll respond to the world around you.


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Women like you make me cringe, sorry. I don't know enough about you but most of the women I know with that attitude use it to justify their slutty behavior.
SLUTTY BEHAVIOUR????????????????????????????

You are so out of your mind. Just for your information and really it is none of your darn business but I have slept with less guys in my life than you have fingers on your hands.

I was a virgin until I got married.

I have NEVER had a one night stand.

You have no clue who I am and mind your business. How dare you come in here and say I have slutty behaviour? I feel that sex and feelings go hand in hand.

This is the internet. These are the forums. I joke around alot and come here to have fun. FUN DOES NOT EQUAL BEING A SLUT.

There.... I said my peace. You have the right to say what you want, heck I say what is on my mind in here but when you go and personally attack me without knowing the facts you are in the wrong. You owe me an appology.

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implying missy is a slut is too far. you need to turn down the tom lykis on the radio buddy.

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Women like you make me cringe, sorry. I don't know enough about you but most of the women I know with that attitude use it to justify their slutty behavior.
Ah Grumpy, you old lifegetter, you!

Me bad boy.

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Old 5th December 2003, 13:55   #31
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Re: Dr. Suess Purity Test

Have you done it on a boat? no
Have you done it with a goat? no
Have you done it in a bed? yes
Have you done it with the dead? no
Have you done it in the ass? yes
Have you done it, high on grass? yes
Have you done it in the car? no
Have you simply gone too far? no
Have you done it on the beach? yes
Have you done it with the teach? no
Have you done it on your back? yes
Have you done it strapped to a rack? no
Have you done it in a box? no
Have you done it with a fox? no
Have you done it in a tree? no
Have you done it with more than three? hmmm yes, i guess
Have you done it in the rain? yes
Have you done it for the pain? no
Have you done it 'tween the tits? no
Have you done it wearing mitts? no
Have you done it packed in rubber? no
Have you done it undercover? no
Have you done it on a perch? no
Have you done it in a church? no
Have you done it with a virgin? no
Have you done it with a sturgeon? no
Have you done it with ropes and chains? no
Have you done it while insane? YES!
Have you done it on the stage? no
Have you done it underage? yes
Have you done it with all your friends? no
Have you done it in both ends? hmmm yes i think
Have you done it with your dog? no
Have you done it on a log? no
Have you done it under clamps? no
Have you done it with the lamps? no
Have you done it without style? yes
Have you done it in a pile? no
Have you done it for all to see? yes
Have you ever had VD? no
Have you done it on Mother's couch? yes
Have you done it in your mouth? yes (wait does this include giving a woman oral sex)
Have you done it while on tape? no
Have you done it out of shape? no
Have you done it on live TV? no
Have you done it whilst you pee? no (yuck!)
Have you done it in the gym? no
Have you done it on a whim? no
Have you done it on a dare? yes
Do you really think we care? no

34x2 = 68.... now is that good or bad?

sturgeon <-- anyone care to help me out with broadning my english vocabulary
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Old 5th December 2003, 14:30   #32
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50 total - 12 yes's = 38 nos
38 nos X 2 = 76 Score.

76. I passed the purity test. I feel like I should be corrupted.

Sturgeon is a bird I think.
Or a fish.
But I think it's a bird.

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Old 5th December 2003, 14:57   #33
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Fish, produces caviar.

BTW. Why so few options to choose from

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Old 5th December 2003, 15:04   #34
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Fish. I meant I knew it was fish. Like, fer real, totally.

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Old 5th December 2003, 15:12   #35
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sturgeon

any of about 20 species of fishes of the family Acipenseridae (subclass Chondrostei), native to temperate waters of the Northern Hemisphere. Most species live in the sea and ascend rivers (possibly once in several years) to spawn in spring or summer; a few others are confined to fresh water. Several species provide caviar from eggs.




know it now, it's called Stør in Danish, but....

no, i can't say i've gotten down and dirty with one of those
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Old 5th December 2003, 15:19   #36
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Sorry to wreck the thread then, but yes my post was serious. I'm not singling out Missy here, just women in general. I've seen and heard those same types of statements all my adult life and the people that say them are ... well, not my type of people. I don't care how many kids they have and that they're a single mother, their reputation can and will be tarnished by their bad actions. Just because they might be a single mom doesn't mean they aren't sluts if they act that way. A slut is a slut, a thief is a thief, a murderer is a murderer, regardless of whether you're a single parent, or anything else for that matter. Respect is something that is earned, not automatically given to you with impunity.

A womans sexual past might be her business but that doesn't mean nobody else can't judge her for it. Everyone is judgemental towards others, just not for the same things. If i'm going to be involved with a girl then her sexual past becomes my business and I can judge whether I accept her behavior or not. If she cannot be open and honest about her past then there's no need to talk any further since that is something that I think is important. If she's been one that's slept around in her past, had several one night stands,done 3-somes, gangbangs, fuck-buddies, etc. then she's definitely not my type of girl. I'm not going to settle for somebody that has completely differnt views than me about relationships and sex. Would you seriously date or marry a girl that had complete opposite views of what you believe and stand for? I doubt you would.
Why exactly is it wrong? Don't impose your ideas of a good person on people you don't know. Because obviously your set of ideas and ethics is much more important than anyone elses. Please.

Sidenote: not implying missy is like that. Just looking at the post objectively.

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Old 5th December 2003, 16:40   #37
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Re: Dr. Suess Purity Test

Have you done it on a boat? no!
Have you done it with a goat? no!
Have you done it in a bed? yes!
Have you done it with the dead? no!
Have you done it in the ass? no!
Have you done it, high on grass? i can't remember! probably!
Have you done it in the car? i don't have one!
Have you simply gone too far? that's a matter of opinion!
Have you done it on the beach? no!
Have you done it with the teach? no!
Have you done it on your back? yes!
Have you done it strapped to a rack? no!
Have you done it in a box? no!
Have you done it with a fox? not the animal, no!
Have you done it in a tree? no!
Have you done it with more than three? no!
Have you done it in the rain? yes!
Have you done it for the pain? no!
Have you done it 'tween the tits? yes!
Have you done it wearing mitts? yes!
Have you done it packed in rubber? i guess so, yeah!
Have you done it undercover? no!
Have you done it on a perch? no!
Have you done it in a church? no!
Have you done it with a virgin? yes!
Have you done it with a sturgeon? no!
Have you done it with ropes and chains? no!
Have you done it while insane? no!
Have you done it on the stage? no!
Have you done it underage? only if i was in the US!
Have you done it with all your friends? no!
Have you done it in both ends? not sure what that means.
Have you done it with your dog? don't have one!
Have you done it on a log? yes!
Have you done it under clamps? no!
Have you done it with the lamps? ???
Have you done it without style? every time!
Have you done it in a pile? no!
Have you done it for all to see? not for all to see. and not intentionally.
Have you ever had VD? no!
Have you done it on Mother's couch? no!
Have you done it in your mouth? being a straight guy, there isn't much to put in, but yes
Have you done it while on tape? no!
Have you done it out of shape? yes!
Have you done it on live TV? no!
Have you done it whilst you pee? no!
Have you done it in the gym? no!
Have you done it on a whim? yes!
Have you done it on a dare? no!
Do you really think we care? no!

35x2 = 70% pure

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Jebus... I'm such a whore! Or talented, well educated, experienced...
you're only slightly more experienced than me :P
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Sorry to wreck the thread then, but yes my post was serious. I'm not singling out Missy here, just women in general. I've seen and heard those same types of statements all my adult life and the people that say them are ... well, not my type of people. I don't care how many kids they have and that they're a single mother, their reputation can and will be tarnished by their bad actions. Just because they might be a single mom doesn't mean they aren't sluts if they act that way. A slut is a slut, a thief is a thief, a murderer is a murderer, regardless of whether you're a single parent, or anything else for that matter. Respect is something that is earned, not automatically given to you with impunity.

A womans sexual past might be her business but that doesn't mean nobody else can't judge her for it. Everyone is judgemental towards others, just not for the same things. If i'm going to be involved with a girl then her sexual past becomes my business and I can judge whether I accept her behavior or not. If she cannot be open and honest about her past then there's no need to talk any further since that is something that I think is important. If she's been one that's slept around in her past, had several one night stands,done 3-somes, gangbangs, fuck-buddies, etc. then she's definitely not my type of girl. I'm not going to settle for somebody that has completely differnt views than me about relationships and sex. Would you seriously date or marry a girl that had complete opposite views of what you believe and stand for? I doubt you would.
I understand what you're saying and I say this:

You never saw Chasing Amy, did you?

What if that person is scarred for what they've done, and doesn't want to talk about it unless they really love you. What do you do, interview the women you date? That's ludicrous. I must not understand, because what say is such a crock.
Turn your question around: Are you pure as the driven snow? Are you Perfect? Do you tell all your dirty little secrets to every woman you meet?
I've known lots of girls who have casual sex. Does that make them sluts? In fact, I've gone out with more than six of them, does that make me a slut?
You're insane. Missy is (as far as I know) a really good person, and not a slut, so how can you, a junior member, even think that you can judge her by a one liner that was a joke? That's ridiculous.

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you're only slightly more experienced than me :P

Only because I've got a couple of years on ya I here now bestow you with the title of "Slut Puppy".

@ the junior member that's managed to piss off a lot of people: If anyone here was going to be pointed out for being a slut...
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