Old 13th August 2004, 23:42   #1
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Old 13th August 2004, 23:48   #2
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Tell me when to laugh ok ...
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Old 14th August 2004, 00:18   #3
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LO... oh wait, it wasn't funny.
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Old 14th August 2004, 01:55   #4
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figured since i laughed like a little girl when i saw it, you would too.. my bad
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Old 14th August 2004, 01:58   #5
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The internet is a harsh and evil place.

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Old 14th August 2004, 02:11   #6
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Recycle ... what u said ?! LoL

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Old 14th August 2004, 02:21   #7
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I'm not ridiculing anyone. I just said it wasn't funny.
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Old 14th August 2004, 02:21   #8
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I don't even understand it. what's the top right picture supposed to be?
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Old 14th August 2004, 02:23   #9
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Old 14th August 2004, 02:23   #10
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Insanity. Pretty funny.

Alex Jones: Do you want the puppet on the right or the puppet on the left? What a bunch of garbage; liberal democrat, conservative, republican. It's all there to control you! Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job of Slavery, Incorporated! The truth is out there in front of you, but they lay out this buffet of lies. I'm sick of it, and I'm not going to take a bite out of it, do you got me?
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Old 14th August 2004, 02:25   #11
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I don't even understand it. what's the top right picture supposed to be?
Top-Left: Choke the chicken.
Top-Right: Beat the meat.
Bottom: Spank the monkey
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Old 14th August 2004, 02:32   #12
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Top-Left: Choke the chicken.
Top-Right: Beat the meat.
Bottom: Spank the monkey
why...that doesn't make any sence at all. In the US i don't even think it is legal to own a monkey unless your a zoo, and even if so, you would shurly (sp) be arrested if you were caught spanking it for animal crulity. Same with the chicken. This just makes no sence whatsoever.
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Old 14th August 2004, 02:39   #13
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Old 14th August 2004, 02:41   #14
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Maybe it's such advanced humour that we all don't understand its true subliminal meaning.
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Old 14th August 2004, 03:30   #15
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Maybe it's such advanced humour that we all don't understand its true subliminal meaning.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=masturbation

That's as far as the wit goes.
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Old 14th August 2004, 03:33   #16
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Wow. This is really stupid. Yes, I am ridiculing. Yes, I have other things to do. No, I don't care.

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Old 14th August 2004, 03:45   #17
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It's a very straightforward sign. It says...

"No parrots, steaks, construction tools or dogs allowed in this area, 12pm to 12am"

...but how's it funny?


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Old 14th August 2004, 04:53   #18
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This place apparently is in conjoined chicken efforts with KFC, does not like their steaks to be tenderized, and something about a monkey's ass tells me "beastiality"...

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Old 14th August 2004, 06:30   #19
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1. looks like a military base
2. why would you jerk off in the middle of the desert in an open area during the daytime?
3. If soldiers have that much free time, why are they even there?

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Old 14th August 2004, 13:39   #20
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Old 14th August 2004, 13:47   #21
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Old 14th August 2004, 14:07   #22
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Well I thought it was funny .

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Old 14th August 2004, 16:30   #23
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Having a sign warning soldiers overseas not to masturbate is about effectual as telling a lot you guys not to masturbate. It's funny
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Old 14th August 2004, 16:31   #24
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Well I thought it was funny .
I, er, will admit that it brought a smile to my face too... A british thing, perhaps?
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Old 14th August 2004, 16:40   #25
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Old 14th August 2004, 17:23   #26
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That's taking it too far, olsdalt. Lay off.

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Old 14th August 2004, 18:26   #27
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right here buddy: [Image]
Actually I thought that this pic was funnier than the ones at the top of this thread.

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Old 14th August 2004, 19:40   #28
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Old 14th August 2004, 20:09   #29
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That's taking it too far, olsdalt. Lay off.
its a joke. notice its sticking its tounge out.
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Old 14th August 2004, 21:53   #30
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its a joke. notice its sticking its tounge out.
Have you ever considered comedy as a profession? You are just priceless.

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Have you ever considered comedy as a profession? You are just priceless.
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