Old 9th March 2005, 21:46   #1
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Paris Hilton is no Sammy Hagar

This dumb bitch should be restricted from driving 55...

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds19715.html

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Sunday, March 6 2005, 10:16 GMT -- by Daniel Kilkelly

Paris Hilton has been taking motor racing lessons in the hope of being able to get away from paparazzi photographers trying to chase her.

Hilton visited a racing course while in Grand Prix city, Monaco, last year, and has been practicing by speeding along roads in LA at night.

The Simple Life star revealed, "I took lessons in Monaco with real racing cars. I love fast cars.

"I've driven on the streets at 140 miles an hour when no-one's around. I've never had an accident."
Ohh, she's so fast and furious...Wanna set the funeral in advance?

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Old 9th March 2005, 22:07   #2
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Who says you'll have an accident when driving 140 miles an hour. If you're driving that fast in a car or on a motor cycle there's not much of a difference either: IF you crash you will be dead both ways.
I wouldn't do it in the city though, but on the highway, I don't see the problem.
Ok it's illegal in the US, but she could travel to Germany and drive as fast as she wants to on the Autobahn where it is allowed.
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Old 9th March 2005, 22:11   #3
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Paris who?

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Old 9th March 2005, 22:17   #4
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There's a big difference between the Autobahn and US highways, though...

The Autobahn has drivers that are still respectful with one another even while topping their cars at 150mph+...Using their turn signals, checking all mirrors before merging lanes, all in the safest manner possible...

The US has quite a bit of drivers who don't even bother with the turn signal, mirrors are there to stare at yourself with, and safety isn't much of a priority with such people...

The Autobahn has fewer accidents with cars traveling over 135mph than the US does with drivers going under 30mph...

Just because you may be a safe driver doesn't mean there aren't any imbeciles out there, not paying attention with their thumbs far up their asses, and there are more of them in the US than there are in Germany...It's kind of sad too, since driving respectfully is more of a common sense thing...

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Old 9th March 2005, 22:47   #5
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hahahahaha oh god I hope she dies
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Old 9th March 2005, 23:56   #6
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There's a big difference between the Autobahn and US highways, though...

The Autobahn has drivers that are still respectful with one another even while topping their cars at 150mph+...Using their turn signals, checking all mirrors before merging lanes, all in the safest manner possible...

The US has quite a bit of drivers who don't even bother with the turn signal, mirrors are there to stare at yourself with, and safety isn't much of a priority with such people...

The Autobahn has fewer accidents with cars traveling over 135mph than the US does with drivers going under 30mph...

Just because you may be a safe driver doesn't mean there aren't any imbeciles out there, not paying attention with their thumbs far up their asses, and there are more of them in the US than there are in Germany...It's kind of sad too, since driving respectfully is more of a common sense thing...
autobahn.. My car wouldnt last 20 minutes if I had no speed limit

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You wouldn't last 5 minutes with the way they'd bumper tap your piece of crap there...

"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
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Old 10th March 2005, 00:50   #8
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Why does she have to be a bitch? She is just doing her thing...
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Old 10th March 2005, 01:10   #9
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You wouldn't last 5 minutes with the way they'd bumper tap your piece of crap there...
You'll see.

That was COLD! :P

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Paris who?
Where have you been? It's a hotel

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Old 10th March 2005, 06:12   #11
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140mph on city streets at a late hour is insane. i've done about 100mph in the city before but never any faster than that. i also don't think "practicing" on city streets is very smart at all.

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imbeciles out there, not paying attention with their thumbs far up their asses
So we are talking about that Paris...

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Old 10th March 2005, 06:26   #13
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she uses her rights as a female to easily combusted with no minus infinite virginal conspiracies

i am not normal, no really.
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Paris who?
Paris Hilton, daughter of hotel chain owner Mr. Hilton of the Hilton hotels, sister to much more attractive but less sluty Nicole Hilton who is a fashion designer, star of the Fox "reality" tv show The Simple Life and also star of several pornographic videos.

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hahahahaha oh god I hope she dies
You're just jelous because you weren't born a sluty rich chick who has more than enough money to buy a car capable of such speeds multiple times and to sue whoever she crashes into.

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That idiot Hilton would be able to cause a massive car crash and come out of it unscathed
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If she crashes her car and it goes up in a firey blaze, I wanna be the first to stand there and be like "That's hot"...

"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
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That bitch didn't deserve the fame that shitty porn hack gave her.
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