Old 15th April 2009, 13:32   #1
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Could someone explain women to me?

I'm posting this from my phone (I don't have internet ATM), so I'll try to be brief. Anyhow, I met this girl last weekend and we seem to hit it off well. We exchanged flirty texts for a couple days until I invited her over. Everything seemed to be heading in the right direction towards romance until she came over... high as a kite and with 5 of her friends (3 of which I already knew). We smoked a few bowls but she seemed completely uninterested in me the entire time. I still tried to make a move a couple hours later and that's when she suddenly had to leave because she had "work early tomorrow". What the hell is going on here? Things were going so good, but here I am now, pissed off and with blue balls...

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Old 15th April 2009, 14:25   #2
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Old 15th April 2009, 14:29   #3
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ok chev, she MUST be a tranny... that will be a total fail if i'm wrong here
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Potheads need to be explained before women

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Your eyes get red and everything is way cooler for a little while. What more do I need to explain?
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Pothead women need to be explained before potheads.
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Your eyes get red and everything is way cooler for a little while. What more do I need to explain?
Not to mention that it also helps with glaucoma, depression, insomnia, loss of appetite, and prevents some forms of cancer. What really needs to be explained is non-tokers.

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I'm posting this from my phone (I don't have internet ATM), so I'll try to be brief. Anyhow, I met this girl last weekend and we seem to hit it off well. We exchanged flirty texts for a couple days until I invited her over. Everything seemed to be heading in the right direction towards romance until she came over... high as a kite and with 5 of her friends (3 of which I already knew). We smoked a few bowls but she seemed completely uninterested in me the entire time. I still tried to make a move a couple hours later and that's when she suddenly had to leave because she had "work early tomorrow". What the hell is going on here? Things were going so good, but here I am now, pissed off and with blue balls...
I used to live with a girl like that. Fucking annoying as shit. Never got anywhere.

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I'm posting this from my phone (I don't have internet ATM), so I'll try to be brief. Anyhow, I met this girl last weekend and we seem to hit it off well. We exchanged flirty texts for a couple days until I invited her over. Everything seemed to be heading in the right direction towards romance until she came over... high as a kite and with 5 of her friends (3 of which I already knew). We smoked a few bowls but she seemed completely uninterested in me the entire time. I still tried to make a move a couple hours later and that's when she suddenly had to leave because she had "work early tomorrow". What the hell is going on here? Things were going so good, but here I am now, pissed off and with blue balls...
She's just not that into you. Happens to women, too!
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Icame over... high as a kite and with 5 of her friends
Yeah so? I had that happen to me once too. Invited a gal over and she showed up with the crew? Never quite understood it. She did end up bouncing my bones later, so I'm not quite sure what to make of that.

Maybe a recon mission? Maybe an attempted diss? Maybe needed friends approval? Or disapproval? I don't know. I'm not sure she knew. Needed flash cards to tell her ass from a hole in the ground anyway.

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Well, if she's with friends it's not really going to happen that night. My guess was, she wanted to see you but was nervous about coming over alone (which it can be the first time), so she brought her girlfriends. She's probably trying to take it slow and feel you out, I wouldn't be so upset.

I met my boyfriend in college, and when he would invite me up to his house, I always brought my friends. I didn't know him yet, we hadn't hooked up, and it was a way to make the situation more casual for me.

Eventually, when we were really close, it died down to just the two of us. Stick with it. I think it's a good sign she didn't "jump your bones" that night. She's proceeding cautiously. I'd respect that.
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I think it's a good sign she didn't "jump your bones" that night. She's proceeding cautiously. I'd respect that.
She's either intelligent enough to know where to set up a buffer zone in a relationship, or was too high off her damn mind to give a shit about sex...

I vote the latter

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My ex only wanted to have sex when she was high.
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we get high on other things, helium, carpeting glue, ummm... sex obviously (orgasm is a power-high for like 2 secs), maybe certain foods, not sure
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Nutmeg supposedly but in my experience it just made me really hot for a little while. And I read somewhere if you smoke dried banana peels, but who wants to smoke that shit?
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Old 17th April 2009, 07:33   #22
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I haven't meet a dealer who was actually a decent human being? Maybe if it was legal and I could by from someone who wasn't hailing hitler while slapping there dog silly... And it stinks up like holy hell for blocks and blocks, even if it is inside, in which case my alcohol only flatmates would have a shit fit anyway...

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High as a kite? Probably too out of it to even notice.

Try again, if round two does not go better then last time I'd say forget it.

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Nutmeg supposedly but in my experience it just made me really hot for a little while. And I read somewhere if you smoke dried banana peels, but who wants to smoke that shit?
Nutmeg was a substitute for cocaine withdrawal, and banana peels roasted then dried were suppposed to be like pot.
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I tried cat nip once. No really. I crushed it up. Then boiled it. Dried it out. It looked like hash. Then smoked it.

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Old 18th April 2009, 15:40   #27
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I had a friend try the banana peel route. Massive fail. Dude smoked about five peels trying to get high.

As for those that don't, my career would end if I were caught using illegal substances. I would surely be fired from my job and it would be very likely that my house would be raided if I were caught using anything as well. I am sure "they" would also go tearing through my financial records if I were caught as well. I would loose my DEA clearance. And the list goes on.

In other words, being high simply is not worth it for me.
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banana peels roasted then dried<<<

That was a prank a joke put out in the underground press in SF and Berkeley in 1966 to try and get a rise out of the dull normals who were going apoplectic over pot and LSD at the time. It's extremely funny that the rumor still survives in these days of snopes and google.

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Oh and understanding women. Don't try to understand. just enjoy. When you're confused keep your mouth shut, smile a lot and nod in the affirmative.

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Just try to be yourself all the time. No woman is going to be impressed by someone 'trying' to impress them or 'get' them.

I met my girlfriend of the last 6 years just by introducing myself and talking about the things I like. We found common interests and were sufficiently into each other that we haven't really been apart since.

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Oh and understanding women. Don't try to understand. just enjoy. When you're confused keep your mouth shut, smile a lot and nod in the affirmative.
Oh, the "Giving Good Face" routine. Hmmmmmm.
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If you're confused that's way better than a stunned blankness.

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Same plan for getting through long pointless meetings at work

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This woman turned out to be more trouble than she's worth. I gave up on her two days ago. Also, she told my cousin she "doesn't like me that way". Apparently some women can get off just from flirting.

They tell me not to try so hard but I haven't been trying for five years and I'm still single. Well at least porn doesn't get bitchy on me every month and sleep with my friends. But the physical aspect is somewhat... lacking.

Oh by the way I fractured my right arm last week from falling off a skateboard. Typing with one hand sucks.

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Well at least porn doesn't get bitchy on me every month and sleep with my friends.
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Nutmeg supposedly but in my experience it just made me really hot for a little while.
Remember a few years back when Walker and I experimented with it? I felt nothing that evening, but the next morning it fucked me up so much that I couldn't even get out of bed. Every time I tried sitting up I started getting tunnel vision and a loud ringing in my ears. It felt like all the blood was rushing out of my brain. I thought I was going to die.

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I remember a buddy of mine that heard somewhere that you could get high smoking nutmeg. He got sicker than a dog. I guess that experience wasn't unique.
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A little too late, but from the very first post, my diagnosis was that the gal didn't want you so much as she wanted a party (no offense intended). You happened to be a person that appeared to her to be an accessory to a decent party or fun-time experience. When the focus changed, she left.

(this is all based on extremely limited information, so I may bey completely full of shit)

So, she probably isn't one worth chasing - you're right; more trouble than worth.

On the pot issue, if caught with even one roach in the pocket of a vehicle passenger on a typical cop-stop for speeding, I'd lose my career immediately and never be rehired as an educator again, followed by inability to pay student loans which would rub salt into the wound so to speak. You wouldn't believe how strong a magnifying glass people are under when working certain jobs. I even know of a person that was pushed out after over a decade of clean service, because of a college bust that wasn't reported on an application. The person wasn't able to find a teaching job anywhere in the country after that. It's really amazing how and randomly when news travels and how unpredictable it is when it comes to getting consequences.

On the other hand, I have a friend that's been a doctor for only 1 and a half years, got caught taking meds home to get high and was only given a warning off the record. I guess it just depends on who you work for.

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