Old 19th August 2005, 03:36   #1
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Witch docter

A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work.

So the doctor refers him to an American Indian witch doctor.

The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." With that, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' an it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The old man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"

The witch doctor replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down.

But be forewarned: It will not work again for another year."

The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife.

He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne.

After he gets into bednbsp;and is lying next to her, he says, "123;" and suddenly he has the most gigantic erection ever, just as the witch doctor had promised.

His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, . . . . . . .

"What did you say '123' for?"

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Old 21st August 2005, 00:59   #2
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That joke rocked, particularly the bits where the numbers are inconsistent.
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Old 21st August 2005, 03:17   #3
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I'll tell my favorite pollack joke, and since I have a lot of polish blood and since the joke is funny, I should be able to get away with it:

A frenchman, an englishman and a pollack are on an expedition. They get captured by the cannibals.

The chief says to the englishman. "Look, we're gonna take your skin off, boil you down and eat you and make your hide into a rowboat.... do you have a last request?."

The englishman says "Give me my revolver and a round... (shoots himself) says GOD SAVE THE QUEEN".

The chief says to the frenchman. "Look, we're gonna take your skin off, boil you down and eat you and make your hide into a rowboat.... do you have a last request?."

The frenchman says "I'll take my dagger (stabs self) saying VIVA LA FRANCE".

The chief starts to talk to the pollack, but he says "Yeah, I heard all that crap, give me a fork".

This confuses the cannibals, but they comply. The pollack rises to his feet, stabbing himself repeatedly with a fork screaming "F*** your rowboat".

I like this joke because I see it in my polish relatives and in me sometimes.
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Old 21st August 2005, 08:53   #4
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That joke rocked, particularly the bits where the numbers are inconsistent.
They're not inconsistent. She said "one two three FOR."
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Old 21st August 2005, 11:58   #5
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oh!!!!!
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Old 21st August 2005, 22:49   #6
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They're not inconsistent. She said "one two three FOR."
Shit. I suck at being a smart-aleck.
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