Old 23rd September 2007, 07:02   #1
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Fucking mother fucker.

Why are you talking on your cell phone in a public restroom? You're in college for fuck's sake, you don't need to sneak out of class and hope to not get caught by your god-awful teacher who makes you sit down and actually do your fucking work. I have my hand on my junk; I don't want to hear you make plans for tonight. Get the fuck out of my bathroom you piece of shitting fuck. Shit.
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Old 23rd September 2007, 09:26   #2
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Why don't you tell us how you REALLY feel?...
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Old 23rd September 2007, 16:24   #3
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Re: Fucking mother fucker.

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I have my hand on my junk; I don't want to hear you make plans for tonight.
Are we to deduce you've never made plans with junky hands?
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Old 24th September 2007, 16:16   #4
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Kinda.
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Old 29th September 2007, 06:28   #5
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Mens' restroom rules/etiquette:

1.) NO TALKING IN THE MENS ROOM!
2.) In the rare case where an emergency or something extremely important comes up where you must talk while in the mens' room, NO TALKING IN THE MENS ROOM!
3.) Never use a urinal right next to another occupied urinal when others are available.
4.) If you walk into an empty 3 urinal restroom DON'T FUCKING TAKE THE MIDDLE ONE! That forces the next unfortunate shmuck to take one next to an occupied one.
5.) If someone breaks rule # 1 by asking a question and you feel you need to answer it, NO TALKING IN THE MENS ROOM!
6.) For heaven's sake, finish getting your pants up BEFORE leaving your stall you sick fuck.
7.) If you leave the restroom without washing your hands you have just contaminated the door handle for everyone else. The only reason you're not getting your nose broken by a collection of knuckles while being smeared into pavement is because people are too repulsed to come close enough to beat your sorry ass.
8.) If some loose-twated whore calls you on your cell phone and wants to make plans for tonight in an effort to get you to fist fuck her up to your shoulder, NO TALKING IN THE MENS ROOM! HANG UP AND PISS YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT EATING BACTERIA!

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Old 29th September 2007, 18:26   #6
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7.) If you leave the restroom without washing your hands you have just contaminated the door handle for everyone else. The only reason you're not getting your nose broken by a collection of knuckles while being smeared into pavement is because people are too repulsed to come close enough to beat your sorry ass.
I don't get that one. You've had to put your hands on the tap (faucet for Americans), thus contaminating it. Then, after your hands are clean you are re-contaminating them by turning it off again.
Who knows what the person before you had on their hands before you touched that. Twice.
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Old 29th September 2007, 19:03   #7
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we have the sensor taps.

a quick wave in front of the tap and hey presto..... water
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Old 29th September 2007, 19:05   #8
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we have the sensor taps.

a quick wave in front of the tap and hey presto..... water
Not being clumsy enough to piss all over your hands also helps.
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Old 29th September 2007, 19:06   #9
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hmmm..

depends on how pissed i am!
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Old 30th September 2007, 05:08   #10
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Yeah, even in my tiny town in the middle of nowhere, pretty much every public sink has automated water, soap, and paper towel dispensing.

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Old 30th September 2007, 05:15   #11
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And if it's not automatic, it's not difficult to grab a fresh paper towel and turn it off.
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