Old 17th September 2007, 07:14   #1
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Dead man wakes up from autopsy

http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyE...49975820070914
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CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.

"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.

His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.

Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document ordering the autopsy.
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Old 17th September 2007, 12:07   #2
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Who starts an autopsy at the face?
On second thought, why do an autopsy on a car crash victim?
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Old 17th September 2007, 17:10   #3
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Who starts an autopsy at the face?
On second thought, why do an autopsy on a car crash victim?
Regarding the 2nd point:
Any violent death should be followed by an autopsy because of legal reasons.

[Who is to blame for the death? Was the person already dead before the accident? Did he die as a direct consequence of the accident? Did he die because of a medical error after the accident? Does the pattern of lesions suggest some very particular incident? E.g. no seatbelt, some specific failure in the hardware, ..., the true accountability in a multiple cars collision. Other factors inducing/favouring the accident. There are very important reasons why an autopsy should always be done.]

Regarding the first point:
Autopsy usually starts by examining the whole body (NO incisions yet), and then the first cuts are indeed made on the head so that the brain is extracted and can be further analysed.

But the first thing a legal medicine doctor shall do is to make sure that the patient is indeed dead. A person is usually cleared for autopsy only when the definitive signs of death have ensued, and this is usually 6-8 hours after the death. So those doctors are surely to blame for this error.
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Old 17th September 2007, 22:11   #4
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Is it also necessary to make sure a corpse is dead to sodomize them?
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Old 18th September 2007, 21:56   #5
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^ No..no, it's not! It's helpful, though!

OmegaX...Ya' know, you hafta' be king of the weird news stuff dept. I mean that in a good way!
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Old 18th September 2007, 23:01   #6
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Makes a nice departure from the usual doesn't it?
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Old 18th September 2007, 23:02   #7
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^ Yeah! You're kinda' scary!
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Old 18th September 2007, 23:46   #8
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Scary? WTH? Nevermind, I don't even want to know.
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Old 19th September 2007, 10:56   #9
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^ ...Just 'cause you have an "unusual" look at things!
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Old 19th September 2007, 19:58   #10
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wow... just wow
talking about cold hearted doctors.

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Old 18th October 2007, 05:40   #11
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I could just hear

"STOP CUTTING MY FUCKING FACE ASSHOLE! Shit, last time I passed out drunk people drew 'aim cum here' targets on my face but now you're cutting my face. C'mon guys, isn't this taking things a little too far?"

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Old 20th November 2007, 08:17   #12
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Re: Dead man wakes up from autopsy

Oh, it was wonderful incident.I cannot imagine that incident.
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Old 20th November 2007, 21:29   #13
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Is it also necessary to make sure a corpse is dead to sodomize them?
I see you're getting more graphic and banal than ever. Next you'll be making baby in a blender jokes.




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Old 22nd November 2007, 13:38   #15
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how the fuck can anyone not realise he was alive?
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how the fuck can anyone not realise he was alive?
He had a very dry sense of humor, nearly on par with the British.
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i saw this csi series once and there was this man who was "dead" and stood up from his bed in the csi headquarter and one of the officers thinks it has something to do with some woodoo stuff from their currend case. in reality he use some kind of poison to be "dead" for some hours and woke up in their headquarter.
edit: i know bad explained
read here: http://www.csifiles.com/reviews/miam...e_coffin.shtml
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I saw that episode too. Guy spent most of the episode spooked about zombies.
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