Old 20th September 2007, 04:33   #1
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impress your gf, put a snake in your mouth.

Man almost dies after putting a snake in his mouth during a moment of drunken redneckedness.....

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v09-19) 13:35 PDT Portland, Ore. (AP) --

Matt Wilkinson of Portland grabbed a 20-inch rattler from the highway near Maupin, and three weeks later, to impress his ex-girlfriend, he stuck the serpent in his mouth.

He was soon near death with a swollen tongue that blocked his throat. Trauma doctors at the Oregon Health and Science University saved his life.

"You can assume alcohol was involved," he said. Actually, not just beer. It was something he called a "mixture of stupid stuff."

Calls from cable network television stations poured in Tuesday, when he still had sore muscles and nerves from the venom.

It happened at a barbecue with friends.

Wilkinson, 23, had downed a six-pack and his ex-girlfriend asked him for a beer. He handed her one, not realizing the snake was also in his hand.

"She said, 'Get that thing out of my face,'" Wilkinson said. "I told her it was a nice snake. 'Nothing can happen. Watch.'"

So he stuck the snake in his mouth.

"It got a hold of my tongue," he said.

He was having breathing problems when his ex-girlfriend drove him to the hospital. "She was the only one sober," Wilkinson said.

"Which is worse, ignorance or indifference?"

"I don't know, and I don't care."
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Old 20th September 2007, 05:27   #2
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Holy freakin' shit, I heard about this brainfart stupid feat of stupidity and thought.......RO..............what a rotten waste of human DNA.
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Old 20th September 2007, 19:46   #3
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Bet ya his girlfriend was happy when she saw what "magic" he can do with his tongue now.

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Old 20th September 2007, 19:50   #4
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I'd rather impress my gf by putting a snake in her mouth *nudge nudge wink wink*
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Old 20th September 2007, 21:54   #5
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I think both the nudges and winks were unnecessary
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Old 22nd September 2007, 13:46   #6
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Being a Python fan, I kinda' liked the *nudge nudge, wink, wink...say no more.....
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Old 22nd September 2007, 14:06   #7
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your snake, is it a goer, eh, eh? knowhatimean, knowhatimean?

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Old 22nd September 2007, 14:33   #8
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^ahehehehehehe
You're one sick cookie. And I should know....oh wait
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hugs? anyone?

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A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat
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