Old 8th December 2003, 17:42   #81
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When you hold down the run-fast button for the mario games and you press the jump button, and it doesn't work. And you die near the end of a really long, hard, level.

*Throws monitor out window
have you seen that video of some kid beating super marios bros in less than 10 min...fucking crazy..

Edit: http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/29877

Edit#2: looks like it got taken down you can try anyays though...

Edit#3: the file is moSMB3.wmv if you wanna try to find it yourself....

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Old 9th December 2003, 00:34   #82
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Old 9th December 2003, 00:54   #83
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When your ear is really itching and you go to grab a cotton swab so that you can take care of it... and it slips out of your fingers and falls on the floor. And that was the last one in the house.
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Old 9th December 2003, 03:33   #84
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When you're doing something that makes your hands really dirty, like working in the yard, and you're nose begins to itch.
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Old 9th December 2003, 20:51   #86
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cleaning up the whole place ( the mrs was out for a day)
and when she came home didn't notice anything.

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Old 9th December 2003, 22:56   #87
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I got divorced for less than that.

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Old 10th December 2003, 01:59   #88
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When you spend your whole day waiting to talk to someone you really love...
When they're finally there, they don't talk much...
Then leave within half an hour for the rest of the day, and you're back to just waiting in misery and lonely, nobody phoning, nobody talking to you, just you... A box, and an empty body.

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Old 10th December 2003, 02:05   #89
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Old 10th December 2003, 02:23   #90
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For the CD player battery thing i found a "solution"--NIMH batteries. These things last forever and then you just recharge them whenever-like BEFORE you get on the bus. No memory effect like nicds...
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Old 10th December 2003, 02:50   #91
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LOLOLOLOLOLLOL

Simply for arguement of course, I can tell you that dlichterman could not find the batteries when they were in the charger, then he was asking 'where are the batteries'

now thats just sooooo annoying.......funny tho.......
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Old 10th December 2003, 14:45   #92
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When your ear is really itching and you go to grab a cotton swab so that you can take care of it... and it slips out of your fingers and falls on the floor. And that was the last one in the house.
I use scissor blades to scratch my ears in that situation. I don't damage my ears because i'm not a moron who jams shit up my ear without thinking or moving slowly though.

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Old 11th December 2003, 23:25   #93
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Scissors?

Well, I couldn't do that anyways because the only scissors I have around here are heavy-duty shears... that are made to cut through like, buildings and shtuff.
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Old 12th December 2003, 00:22   #94
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When you have a bogey in your nose... And you can feel it... And you can't get rid of it... Because you're in public...

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Hehehehe, very true, W.R., very true
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Old 12th December 2003, 13:02   #96
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Old 12th December 2003, 13:46   #97
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Just found a mouse in my bath.

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Old 12th December 2003, 14:39   #98
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Just found a mouse in my bath.
backstroke swim?

or this


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Old 12th December 2003, 15:32   #99
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I was waiting to use that. Dammit

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Old 12th December 2003, 19:55   #100
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People who whine about rules when they're playing a game because it might affect the score that no ones keeping count of because they're just trying to have a laugh.

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Old 13th December 2003, 22:34   #101
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When you're all happy after eating and having a few drinks (ok, a lot of drinks). You fine until the taxi home goes over a lot of speedbumps.

/me retches.

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Old 14th December 2003, 02:12   #102
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Barstaff that can't pour Guiness properly. I want to drink the stuff not wash in it.

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Old 14th December 2003, 18:56   #103
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People who make cryptic thread titles.

eg: 'did you hear about this?'

or: 'OMGOMGOMG LUK HIR NOW!!!111'

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Old 15th December 2003, 12:19   #104
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having a fever and trying to sleep - these things just don't go together.

( had just about 6 hours over the entire weekend - i feel broke)

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1) When you've got a craving and there's nothing in your fridge/cupboard that'll do

2) When you're craving pickles and you're too much of a weakling to open the damn jar
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Old 19th December 2003, 04:28   #107
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2) When you're craving pickles and you're too much of a weakling to open the damn jar
Yes, dear god yes... That's one of the many beautiful and wonderful reasons the wonderful creatures we females know as males exist. To open pickle jars.

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You're right, W.R., they are good for some things
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Old 19th December 2003, 05:08   #109
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People who make a big deal about needing a Porn filter for Internet TV, but don't care if their kida watch the penis size episode of Family Guy.

People who hit my econobox car with a Ford F250 HD TANK and then claim $6000 in damages.

Profs who change their mind about their expectations every 5 minutes.

People who clink their spoon all over their bowl while eating cereal.

FWD Cars.

Old Navy commercials.

Infomercials that I first saw when I was 5 years old.

Little sisters finishing my leftover pizza.

College cafeteria...food-type..substance..

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Old 19th December 2003, 14:40   #111
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I smoke. I roll my own. Got plenty of tobacco but have just run out of skins,(papers). The only way to have another ciggarette is to get up put clothes and shoes on, get in the car, drive two miles and buy more skins.

The annoying bit is trying to convince my lethargy to overide my nicotine craving.

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Old 19th December 2003, 16:59   #113
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When someone stops me yawning.

Also, when someone screws up your stretching, you know, while you're stretching somebody just has to fuck with you during that. And it's always during a full body stretch too. Bastards.
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somebody calls you at 07.00 in the morning, wrong number of course, and you have to get up at 07.30 missing out on the half hour. yak yak yak.

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Old 21st December 2003, 04:05   #116
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People who think they know absolutely everything about Japanese and say they're 'otakus' and claim to speak Japanese, when all they do is run around overusing the same 3 words, 'baka' 'kawaii' and '-san/kun/sama' Then when you correct them on something Japanese, they flip out and never speak to you again, even though you were fucking right all along.
Bastards.
Kuso kasi sama!

Sorry...I don't know "queen"...

People who don't flush toilets...

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When it;s soo cold outside, your boobs hurt
When it's soo cold outside, you're a man, and your boobs still hurt. (Bilbo, you don't count!)

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