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Old 30th December 2006, 04:45   #242
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Old 30th December 2006, 11:05   #243
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household washers/dryers.
Unless you wanted to spend more on a washer/dryer than your truck cost they don't work for sh*t anyway.

I have a washer and dryer, but I usually use the laundramat. The clothes get clean and I can wash more than 1 shirt in a load.

Vacuum cleaners (I did get a good Hoover for $300 ) and all those household devices.... dishwashers... they all pretty much suck.

With my dishwasher, if I want things to come out clean, I basically have to wash everything first. If anyone drops even a little garbage in there, it sprays it all over everything for a week and you can't get all the garbage out of the drain. About the only thing you can do is dissolve the guck with a giant expensive overdose of dishwasher soap.

I must be $1300 lighter from household cleaning equipment, and it's all crap. And could someone make a refrigerator that doesn't fall apart?.
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Old 31st December 2006, 00:28   #244
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Old 31st December 2006, 03:35   #245
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Old 31st December 2006, 09:02   #246
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People fowarding rubbish without checking Snopes, Hoaxbusters, Scambusters, etc., first. These people have been on the internet for 10 years and they still do it. The latest one I got was the "history" of the middle finger....






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Old 31st December 2006, 16:32   #247
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I just got the one about the missing 13 year old girl from Philadelphia.

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Why is it that when I park in a parking lot, and I choose a space where there are empty spaces for at least 2-3 spaces to either side of me, that when I come out, someone just has to fucking park right next to me instead of in the other empty spaces around me?

Fuck! It's like sitting in a big room by yourself, and when someone walks in, they can't just sit off by themself at another point in the room, they have to sit right next to you...

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Old 2nd January 2007, 05:19   #249
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Ever had a restroom with 3 urinals and had some stupid fuck takes the center one? That's inconsiderate - he makes the next guy have to stand right next to him by doing that when he could have taken one of the ends so that the next guy could have some personal space. It makes me want to piss on him.

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I have to admit to doing that, though, because at JCC, the stand-up stalls are not separated by any walls what-so-ever, and the stalls were installed pretty close to each other...So if you want any sort of privacy while using the stand-up pisser, you have to take the center one...

I never use the stand-up pissers anyway, though...That's my last resort if I really have to take a piss but all the shitters have taken up the toilet stalls...

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Old 2nd January 2007, 14:20   #251
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Old 2nd January 2007, 23:59   #252
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I always thought of the sink as something for people too wide for the regular shitters.

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I am getting sick of obnoxious foreign accents today. Specifically American accents.

I started my new job and sit within earshot of it...

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Old 3rd January 2007, 15:20   #254
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Old 3rd January 2007, 17:31   #255
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I am getting sick of obnoxious foreign accents today. Specifically American accents.

I started my new job and sit within earshot of it...
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Old 3rd January 2007, 20:01   #256
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I am getting sick of obnoxious foreign accents today. Specifically American accents.

I started my new job and sit within earshot of it...
How exactly are American accents obnoxious? (Presuming we're speaking about speaking in English, Americans tend to actually enunciate words (most Americans have a rhotic accent, etc) -- so... eh?)

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Old 3rd January 2007, 20:08   #257
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How exactly are American accents obnoxious? (Presuming we're speaking about speaking in English, Americans tend to actually enunciate words (most Americans have a rhotic accent, etc) -- so... eh?)
Its all relative, and I don't really think that all American accents are irritating. My British accent probably sounds obnoxious to someone else... it was just winding me up earlier because this particular woman was being loud and bitchy all day...

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Old 4th January 2007, 02:14   #259
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ok i read this on here but this is a little different. 2 cars at a 4 way that face each other there both turning and the one facing you has the right of way but there "going straight" so you go to the right and the person in front of you bitch and have the pissed off look cuz you went in front of them, but why? because they didnt have there damn blinker on. also when people turn there blinkers on at the last moment. ALOT of people do this in my town. i hate this but i have a habit of doing this all the time. i feel like such a dick.
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Old 4th January 2007, 02:49   #260
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lol ive been wanting to put something in this thread for awhile and today that really bothered me.
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So I'm rolling up to this three way stop a (T shaped intersection). I'm on the the non-through road, and a guy in a truck is also approaching from my left. He has his right turn signal on. So, I don't really stop, and roll through and make my right handed turn.
The dude honks and throws his hand up in the air, and I'm like WTF?
First off, he's turning right, and doesn't even need to worry about me. Secondly, since we're arriving at virtually the same time, I'm on the right and have to right-of-way anyways.
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Old 4th January 2007, 17:58   #263
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Jell-O pudding cups... the damn peel-off lids NEVER come off in one piece. ARGH!!42%
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Old 4th January 2007, 20:47   #264
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NO, what I fucking hate more about those peel-off lids is that they're usually hard to grip...You have to fucking bite the end you pull on to get it off...

...and that's just another method to rip those tops off into two...

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Old 4th January 2007, 21:07   #265
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when people drive in the far right parking/bus lane to get around traffic. This happens a lot here in Milwaukee. makes me mad, bunch of cheaters.
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I sometimes have to do that, because there will be a lot of morons with thumbs stuck up their asses in both the middle and fast lanes pacing each other side-by-side...No one's going any faster or slower, they're both traveling at the same goddamn speed...And it's not like they're driving fast either; They're holding up traffic, doing maybe only 65...

65's fine in the middle lane, because that's how I usually drive, but I have issues with the guy doing it in the left lane...Doing the same speed in the left lane as the middle lane guy and not even bothering to open up and pass people up? Come the fuck on! The left lane is to drive fast, not dwaddle around like a retard; That's what the right lane is for!

[edit]Wait, you're talking about something else, aren't you? Not interstate driving?

...oops...

Oh well, my point still stands regardless; Goddamn dumbass highway drivers...Is it legal to mount M60s on the hood of a car? Because I need one on mine... [/edit]

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M60? Pff, how about an AT4


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Hell, why don't you just suggest I drive a HUMVEE with a TOW missile launcher?

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I just bought a sandwich with this in. It does not taste like cheddar, let alone a mature cheddar... gutting. Wasted my lunch money on crap :/

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You mean, a HMMWVE? :P
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Goddammit, the thing I said a few posts up about the left/middle lane pacing? That fucking happened today! I don't know why people do it, but they do it! Some guy in an Infiniti G35 Sedan can't use 260hp/ft-lb torque in his V6 to pass someone up doing 65 in the middle lane...No, instead he does 66 or 67, creeping ever so slowly past in the left lane...

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Old 6th January 2007, 00:50   #273
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Because the Denver Nuggets are playing the Lakers in L.A. they don't tip off until 8:30PM mountain time. That's 10:30PM eastern time and totally bullshit.
When a west coast team came to Denver last week, they pulled the same crap, started it late to appease the west coast fans.

LAME!

Oh yeah, the league also fined Allen Iverson $25,000 for criticizing referee calls. Line the pockets of the league officials, bitches.
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Old 7th January 2007, 04:31   #274
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stupid people piss me off. like how my mom is sometimes.

-I had to teach her how to use our new dryer.
-whenever she says the satellite isn't working, it is usually solved by setting the remote to satellite by pressing "sat"
-Everytime she thinks something and she's wrong, I explain to her the facts and she forgets it in a day or two and thinks the wrong thing again.
-I have to explain to her that using my tv as a pc monitor isn't going to break the tv.

Instead of reading Daniell Steel or whatever, you should read instruction manuals, mom.

like how some computer owners are
-people call me on the phone and waist my time by asking me something simple like how to install a game.
-people also call me and ask me to fix their computer.
-sometimes I help my friend fix his pc and then goes to install the same thing that gave him a virus before.
-I was waitng in a computer store for someone to service me and the person in front of me told the clerk, "I can't get this game to work. I tried everything. I threw things around the house 'cause it wouldnt work." Turns out he had disabled autorun.
-people don't read what software installations say, and click next>>, next>>, next>>, accept... Later they wonder whay they have spyare, and why the computer is slow (I esplecially get pissed off when they do this on mine)

If you are going to own a computer, learn how to use it properly.

Also an entire family that I know is stupid.
-Their son delivers newspapers to my house and usually uses a wagon to carry them. I was walking to my friend's house when a part fell of his wagon. He blamed me, called his dad on a cell phone, and later on his dad had came to my house and explained to my paraents that I had attacked his son and his wagon. Police were at my friend's house, who was walking with me.

A majow WTF, once again.


Come on people, its about time you stupid people smarten up. The least you could do is reallize you're an idiot and stop waisting people's time.
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-people don't read what software installations say, and click next>>, next>>, next>>, accept... Later they wonder why they have spyware, and why the computer is slow
qft.


also, wtf! firefox thinks some words and abbreviation are misspells, when they aren't. (eg: spyware and iirc.)

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