Old 29th June 2006, 05:45   #1
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BBTown and its great culture

Scene 1

A park in BBTown. A young boy and a girl are sitting on a bench munching peanuts. Slowly, they are getting closer and the boy puts his hand on the girl's shoulder and draws her close to him. They are still talking and eating. They are about to kiss – unless BigB turns up. And he does.
The terrified youngsters jump up.

"What are you two doing here?" asks BigB.

"Nothing…" the boy stammers.

"Nothing? You are doing something," BigB thunders.

"We were talking and eating peanuts," the boy's voice is barely audible.

"What? Can't you talk loudly?" Big Bother's voice is so loud that the two young ones clasp hands in fright.

"Take your hands off her." BigB whacks the boy with his baton so hard that his eyes fill with tears. The girl has already started crying.

"No tears. No crying. Don't you know boys and girls are not supposed to sit so close to each other and hold hands in a public place?"

The boy wants to ask 'What's wrong in us sitting close and holding hands?'

"Don't say she's your girl friend?"

The boy nods.

"Girlfriend and boyfriend? What is this world coming to? Come on, get into the vehicle. I am taking you two into custody."


Moral of the story: If you are in BBTown, never sit on a park bench with your girlfriend or boyfriend, and most importantly, never hold hands. It is against the BBTown Culture.


Scene 2

A party in the discotheque of a luxury hotel. Loud chatter and loud music, couples dancing merrily on the floor - the music gets louder and the dancers more passionate. Bodies intertwine. Soon, some lips lock.
Enter BigB on the dance floor.

"Stop!" his voice booms, but the music is too loud. He keeps shouting, but no one can hear him. He rushes towards the DJ console and terrorises the DJ into stopping the music. The romantic world of the couples shatters.

BigB jumps onto a chair and shouts, "What's this? What's going on here? Don't you have any respect for the great city BBTown and it’s culture?"

"What's he saying?" A woman whispers as she comes out of the trance.

"You people better listen to me. This is a great city..."

"How many times will he say that?" Another woman laughs.

"The culture of the city is so great that here, no woman and man should hug each other in public, nobody should dance like mad people. You should learn to dance the BBDance. That's our culture, and not this. Here, no man and woman kiss each other in a public place."

"This is not a public place. This is a hotel, and this is a dance floor," an angry young man shouts back.

"I will arrest you for insulting our great culture. No man and woman should kiss in a hotel even if they are husband and wife. You will be arrested if you do that. Today I, the BigB, will forgive you," he jumps off the chair and walks away.


Moral of the story: In BBTown, you should not go to a dance party unless it is BBDance. You should not kiss your spouse even if you are doing the BBDance. You should respect the culture and traditions of BBTown.


Scene 3

A suburb college campus. Three female students are summoned to the principal's room to appear before a panel of five teachers whose duty is to question 'immoral' students and punish them. The girls' fault; they are wearing short, sleeveless tops and tight jeans, and they were caught talking to boys.

"What kind of dress are you wearing? Were you seducing the boys when we caught you? Don't come crying to us if you get raped. If you dress like this, anything can happen. Remember, this kind of indecent dress is not allowed in this city and in this college, understand? Pay 1000 bucks tomorrow as fine for wearing this dress. If you want to get good jobs in good companies, you should learn to dress properly, and also learn not to flirt with boys," The teachers shout at the girls.

Once the girls are done with, five boys are called in. They also undergo a dressing down for wearing dark coloured shirts, talking to girls and flirting with them.
"You people will never see the gates of a top company," the jury declares.


Moral of the story: If you are a student in a BBTown college, you should dress 'decently' and never talk to the opposite sex. That is, if you want a good job in a good company.


Scene 4

Angry women demonstrating – in front of a movie star’s house. The women shout unprintable abuses, spit on the gate, etc. In an interview, the actress had advised people of the city to have safe sex. She had scorned the idea of premarital virginity as an essential virtue.

"You dirty woman, you insulted our culture. How dare you live here? We will banish you to the BBPrison," roars the mob.


Moral of the story: If you are a woman living in BBTown, a city that has BigBs who flaunt their several wives or mistresses as proof of their wealth and social status, never talk about sex, sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, AIDS, condoms or virginity.


Scene 5

The bedroom of a newlywed couple. It is an unusually cool night, and passion is running high. As they are about to kiss, the voice of BigB booms.

"Stop!"

They stop in mid-kiss.

"But why? We are husband and wife. We are not in a park. We are not on the dance floor of a hotel. We are in our bedroom. Can't we have some privacy in here too?"

"No, BigB is watching you. You should abstain from sex today."

"But why?" The couple dare to question the BigB.

"Today is Thursday, the day of abstinence." BigB announces.

"Can we have at least one kiss?" they plead.

"No kiss today. You can kiss on Mondays and Wednesdays and can have sex on Fridays and Sundays. This is BigB's order. Remember, BigB is watching."
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Old 29th June 2006, 05:48   #2
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I have a question for you all: If the above story didn't surprise you enough, well here's more - the BBTown I mentioned is actually exists in REAL today! And these events occured barely a few months back.

I want you to guess the real name of BBTown.
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Old 29th June 2006, 06:03   #3
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Tehran, or somewhere in Iran?

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Old 29th June 2006, 06:15   #4
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Old 29th June 2006, 07:02   #6
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Is it somewhere in Utah?

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Old 29th June 2006, 07:50   #8
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Neither, but it is in Asia or Africa
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Korea?

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Old 29th June 2006, 07:59   #10
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Sorry guys, none of them.

Hint#2: The climate of the country is Tropical.
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Old 29th June 2006, 19:33   #13
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OK, since nobody is close to the answer, I might as well give it:

BBTown: Chennai, INDIA
BBDance: Bharatanatyam

And these events occured in October 2005.

I'll put back these terms to make it clearer to read:
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Old 29th June 2006, 19:38   #14
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Chennai and its great culture

Scene 1

A park in Chennai. A young boy and a girl are sitting on a bench munching peanuts. Slowly, they are getting closer and the boy puts his hand on the girl's shoulder and draws her close to him. They are still talking and eating. They are about to kiss – unless BigB turns up. And he does.
The terrified youngsters jump up.

"What are you two doing here?" asks BigB.

"Nothing…" the boy stammers.

"Nothing? You are doing something," BigB thunders.

"We were talking and eating peanuts," the boy's voice is barely audible.

"What? Can't you talk loudly?" BigB's voice is so loud that the two young ones clasp hands in fright.

"Take your hands off her." BigB whacks the boy with his baton so hard that his eyes fill with tears. The girl has already started crying.

"No tears. No crying. Don't you know boys and girls are not supposed to sit so close to each other and hold hands in a public place?"

The boy wants to ask 'What's wrong in us sitting close and holding hands?'

"Don't say she's your girl friend?"

The boy nods.

"Girlfriend and boyfriend? What is this world coming to? Come on, get into the vehicle. I am taking you two into custody."


Moral of the story: If you are in Chennai, never sit on a park bench with your girlfriend or boyfriend, and most importantly, never hold hands. It is against the Chennai Culture.


Scene 2

A party in the discotheque of a luxury hotel. Loud chatter and loud music, couples dancing merrily on the floor - the music gets louder and the dancers more passionate. Bodies intertwine. Soon, some lips lock.
Enter BigB on the dance floor.

"Stop!" his voice booms, but the music is too loud. He keeps shouting, but no one can hear him. He rushes towards the DJ console and terrorises the DJ into stopping the music. The romantic world of the couples shatters.

BigB jumps onto a chair and shouts, "What's this? What's going on here? Don't you have any respect for the great city of Chennai and it’s culture?"

"What's he saying?" A woman whispers as she comes out of the trance.

"You people better listen to me. This is a great city..."

"How many times will he say that?" Another woman laughs.

"The culture of the city is so great that here, no woman and man should hug each other in public, nobody should dance like mad people. You should learn to dance the Bharatnatyam. That's our culture, and not this. Here, no man and woman kiss each other in a public place."

"This is not a public place. This is a hotel, and this is a dance floor," an angry young man shouts back.

"I will arrest you for insulting our great culture. No man and woman should kiss in a hotel even if they are husband and wife. You will be arrested if you do that. Today I, the BigB, will forgive you," he jumps off the chair and walks away.


Moral of the story: In Chennai, you should not go to a dance party unless it is Bharatanatyam. You should not kiss your spouse even if you are doing the Bharatanatyam. You should respect the culture and traditions of Chennai.


Scene 3

An Engineering college campus. Three female students are summoned to the principal's room to appear before a panel of five teachers whose duty is to question 'immoral' students and punish them. The girls' fault; they are wearing short, sleeveless tops and tight jeans, and they were caught talking to boys.

"What kind of dress are you wearing? Were you seducing the boys when we caught you? Don't come crying to us if you get raped. If you dress like this, anything can happen. Remember, this kind of indecent dress is not allowed in this city and in this college, understand? Pay 1000 bucks tomorrow as fine for wearing this dress. If you want to get good jobs in good companies, you should learn to dress properly, and also learn not to flirt with boys," The teachers shout at the girls.

Once the girls are done with, five boys are called in. They also undergo a dressing down for wearing dark coloured shirts, talking to girls and flirting with them.
"You people will never see the gates of a top company," the jury declares.


Moral of the story: If you are a student in a Chennai Engineering college, you should dress 'decently' and never talk to the opposite sex. That is, if you want a good job in a good company.


Scene 4

Angry women demonstrating – in front of a movie star’s house. The women shout unprintable abuses, spit on the gate, etc. In an interview, the actress had advised people of the city to have safe sex. She had scorned the idea of premarital virginity as an essential virtue.

"You dirty woman, you insulted our culture. How dare you live here? We will banish you to the Andamans," roars the mob.


Moral of the story: If you are a woman living in Chennai, a city that has BigBs who flaunt their several wives or mistresses as proof of their wealth and social status, never talk about sex, sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, AIDS, condoms or virginity.


Scene 5

The bedroom of a newlywed couple. It is an unusually cool night, and passion is running high. As they are about to kiss, the voice of BigB booms.

"Stop!"

They stop in mid-kiss.

"But why? We are husband and wife. We are not in a park. We are not on the dance floor of a hotel. We are in our bedroom. Can't we have some privacy in here too?"

"No, BigB is watching you. You should abstain from sex today."

"But why?" The couple dare to question the BigB.

"Today is Thursday, the day of abstinence." BigB announces.

"Can we have at least one kiss?" they plead.

"No kiss today. You can kiss on Mondays and Wednesdays and can have sex on Fridays and Sundays. This is BigB's order. Remember, BigB is watching."
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