Old 24th May 2006, 23:17   #1
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The meaing of life.

It took me 10 min to type it so enjoy it.


One day, God created the dog and said:
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.

On the next day, God created the monkey and said:
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you back ten like the dog did? And God agreed.

On the next day, God created the cow and said:
"You must go into the files with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, Have slaves and give mil to support the farmers family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years".
The cow said: "That's kind of tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give you back the forty?" And God agreed again.

Then the next day, God created man and said:
"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this I will give you twenty years". But the man said:"Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"."Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years of our life we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave under the sun to support our family. For the next ten we do monkey tricks to our grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the from porch and bark at everyone.

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Old 24th May 2006, 23:21   #2
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Old 25th May 2006, 01:50   #3
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I don't know the meaning of life

and I'm 29 years old...should I kill my self know?


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Old 25th May 2006, 02:12   #4
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Re: The meaing of life.

Funny, but this confused me...

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On the next day, God created the cow and said:
"You must go into the files with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, Have slaves and give mil to support the farmers family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years".
(1) Which "files" did the cow go into with the farmer? Were these computer files or physical files? And does this mean they were in an office building? ...and, (2) How is the cow going to provide a million dollars to support the farmer's family? Cows don't usually have money.

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Old 25th May 2006, 02:22   #5
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Opps....it's a typo. It's supposed to be fields and milk.

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Old 25th May 2006, 02:31   #6
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Ooooh. OK.

Very funny.

(I wasn't mocking with my comments...I seriously didn't relate what those were supposed to be.)

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Old 25th May 2006, 03:17   #7
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I don't know the meaning of life

and I'm 29 years old...should I kill my self know?
Just gave it to you..... be happy now.

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...and if you are a manager, you get to sit and bark at everyone for 40 years not 10.

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oh you didn't post about this movie??

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Old 25th May 2006, 12:46   #10
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oh you didn't post about this movie??
Nope, I just found it in a book and I thought it would be funny to post it here.

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Old 25th May 2006, 19:57   #11
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Re: The meaing of life.

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Originally posted by fastingaciu
It took me 10 min to type it so enjoy it.


One day, God created the dog and said:
"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.

On the next day, God created the monkey and said:
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you back ten like the dog did? And God agreed.

On the next day, God created the cow and said:
"You must go into the files with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, Have slaves and give mil to support the farmers family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years".
The cow said: "That's kind of tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give you back the forty?" And God agreed again.

Then the next day, God created man and said:
"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this I will give you twenty years". But the man said:"Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"."Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years of our life we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave under the sun to support our family. For the next ten we do monkey tricks to our grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the from porch and bark at everyone.
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oh you didn't post about this movie??
Oh what a good answer
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