Old 16th January 2003, 08:00   #1
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bananas

i did hear a viscious rumor was circulating that i was taken away to a mental home, however this is untrue and the young conspiracists should go hang his head after he reads from the master of all truth.

a french scientist has said in 10 years bananas will be extinct.

i can now bring the reasoning to these claims. bananas have long been used as a tool for spying by the EU and african communities. however this plan is now coming to an end and thus production of bananas will cease when france take control of the EU in about 10 years.

so, so long bananas, long have you spied on nations but no more.

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Old 16th January 2003, 08:24   #2
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Calm down, man! YOU eat bananas, not the other way around! LOL.

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Old 16th January 2003, 08:27   #3
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And your evidence to back these claims up is where exactly....?
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Old 16th January 2003, 08:50   #4
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Re: bananas

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i can now bring the reasoning to these claims. bananas have long been used as a tool for spying by the EU and african communities
of course they have.
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Old 16th January 2003, 09:08   #5
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Old 16th January 2003, 09:10   #6
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Old 16th January 2003, 09:20   #7
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Old 16th January 2003, 10:03   #8
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Old 16th January 2003, 10:36   #9
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Re: bananas

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Old 16th January 2003, 10:53   #10
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banana are actually a herb. Also, the "wild banana" which can reproduce on it's own by seed is probably extinct already as is. Modern bananas which we get from the grocery stores generally need quite a bit of human help to propagate, so if you want to think of the banana as something that can reproduce on its own and potentially evolve, it is extinct.



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banana are actually a herb


what defines a herb, and how does a banana get to be one?

[edit]they aren't extinct in the wild to my knowledge...i have seen a wild banana tree with my own eyes.
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Old 16th January 2003, 11:00   #12
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ah, I meant the banana plant is a herb, because it does not have a woody stem, sorry about that!

Well, I certainly hope that wild bananas are not extinct, because those commercial mono-cultures are probably going to need some help in the future.


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Old 16th January 2003, 11:01   #13
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edit - aquila answered first
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Old 16th January 2003, 12:48   #14
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Actually....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2664373.stm

Not seeing any references to them being used as spy tools, but I suppose that is from the BBC and we all know they work as part of the shadow gov right?
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i bet teiid are being used by the government to spy on the quokka matches.
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Old 16th January 2003, 14:20   #16
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reproduce on it's own by seed..
it's called suckers...

Picture time...


Now how can you spy with this huh?

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 16th January 2003, 15:35   #17
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I am not a banana damnit

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james bond...bananas used as phones...how old are you windude?
and by the way,if we keep producing and monkey keep producing..yes bananas will become "extinct"

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What about the bananas produced in South America? How will these be effected by the takeover of the EU by France? I've heard that these bananas aren't spies, but instead are trained as interior decorators.
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Yea, and they become extinct how are people gonna demonstrate safe sex..?

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Yea, and they become extinct how are people gonna demonstrate safe sex..?
The valiant cucumber is ready and willing to step up and do it's duty for the sake of beginning condom users everywhere.
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Old 16th January 2003, 18:29   #23
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No matter how much I mow over the keiki shoots, them darn bananas still want to pop out like a bunch of sorority sisters in the frozen food section.

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but wait, if the bananas go into my stomach, and they're spying on me with them, then they might find... the plans! oh no!

but i've already said too much... anyone know where laxatives are going cheap?

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If bananas became extinct, what will people like me do? I survive on eating bananas! ARGH!

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Ugh - reminds me of a 007 movie I just saw on TV - The Man with a Golden Gun. Roger Moore sucks this golden bullet out of this belly dancers belly button, then gets into a fight with some thugs and swallows it. After dispatching the miscreants he grabs a cab and tells the cabbie to take him to the nearest *******y.
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Old 17th January 2003, 00:56   #27
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If bananas go, where will I ever get my daily expected amount of potassium?! What will homosexuals and horny women do?! What about the monkeys?!?!?!

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Quote:
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windude's back? see, i told you all the forums would get back to normal within a week.
you cal this...

Quote:
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i did hear a viscious rumor was circulating that i was taken away to a mental home, however this is untrue and the young conspiracists should go hang his head after he reads from the master of all truth.

a french scientist has said in 10 years bananas will be extinct.

i can now bring the reasoning to these claims. bananas have long been used as a tool for spying by the EU and african communities. however this plan is now coming to an end and thus production of bananas will cease when france take control of the EU in about 10 years.

so, so long bananas, long have you spied on nations but no more.
normal?
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Old 17th January 2003, 02:39   #30
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Yes. What do you consider normal? o__0;

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