Old 21st August 2003, 05:48   #1
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Winamp Leg Ends Series: Germ

Winamp Leg Ends Series: Germ

Germ, this is your (forum) life.

Germ has been around longer than you or I have ever been, he registered at this prestigious board in February of 2001, where he lurked for a little. Making sure that the nature of his revelation to the other Winamp forum members of his member status would arrive with the absolute best possible reception, showing off (just for kicks) his unconditional knowledge of the universe. After thinking long and hard, in October of 2001 He told Craig he loved him.
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Take my Americano body, take it now! quick! oh i love you, craig, I LOVE YOU!! - Germ
Taking time out from the Winamp world to compose more spectacular replies to noob questions, Germ quickly turned on his previous statement and suddenly declared Craig to be his bitch
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but we all know that Craig is MY bitch. Hell Yeah. – Germ
However all was not happy in the thread. Philosopher quickly declared Germ his bitch. But Germ made a cool reply about Matt eating Craig’s balls and the thread was over by the next post –score one to Germ!

The next unfortunate newbie to cross Germs path of terror was a soon after departed member named winampfr. What this means I will never know, maybe he liked his Winamp frozen or something, but who cares, he went against the Germ. Germ took one look at this pathetic noob and ended the poor souls brief relationship with the Winamp forums with the timeless phrase (and I quote)
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I have a better solution, winampfr. Go away. Now. - Germ
The thread then descended into craziness with people like dj_n00bslayer and will aligning themselves with the Germ and strange crazy evil people like evil_oj declaring him an ‘Asshole’ and trying to lock a thread by typing *whacked* even though he is only a Senior Member.

Winampfr quickly started talking in tongs and as a result Germ’s oppressive master CraigF came in and gave it the almighty mod delivered *whacked*

Germ was to have the last laugh with the evil_oj however when he devastated him with the tremendous rebuttal (and I quote)
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Evil Oj, the only thing funnier than you not thinking that Peter's comment was funny was the fact that there is a cat stuck up your ass. A big cat. - Germ
Germ then set his sights on breaking the language barrier between noob and human with this unexpected bilingual attack on the poor sod. (and I quote)
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Let me try to communicate with him in his native tongue.
Dur.. DUR... DURR DURR DUHH DURRR! - Germ
There is so much more to say about our valued member and dear friend ‘Germ’ but I feel that I am not worthy to hold the spotlight that shines on him, plus my fingers are getting tired typing this crap and I should have been at a job interview half an hour ago.

If you have any Germ related stories, memoirs or anecdotes, the I feel it is your duty to post them in light of the substantial contributions Germ has made to the forums. Ask not what Germ can do for you – But what you can do for Craig’s Germ.
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Old 21st August 2003, 05:50   #2
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what the fuck?



.rimjob?

I don't like Germ, which is his whole point of existing. So, he succeeded.

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Old 21st August 2003, 05:54   #3
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Yes he did din't he? That is (amongst other reasons) because he is obviously much better than you or i will ever be. I'm sure if he was to show his face in here he would quickly dispose of you with one of his linguistically impressive replies.
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Old 21st August 2003, 05:58   #4
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Germ--He'll get under your skin.

Get it?! ROFL!


steak, are you trying to get Mod by kissing ass, or are you just being ...strange?

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Old 21st August 2003, 05:58   #5
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steak, are you attempting to obtain a "Germ's Bitch" ct?
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Old 21st August 2003, 06:09   #6
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No I don’t want (and wouldn’t accept) a mod position and no I place zero importance in a few characters underneath my name.

Friends I am afraid that my motives will have to remain unclear at this present point in time, just take it as read that Germ is the best thing that could ever happen to you and please, continue to post your loving words of acceptance and awe for the Germ. And/or money -I accept PayPal.
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Old 21st August 2003, 06:23   #7
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Sorry to say this, but my life was no different before than it was after ever hearing about Germ..Sorry.
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Old 21st August 2003, 07:05   #8
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There's a Germ in every German.

No two ways about it.

The search for the ultimate signature continues apace. I have journeyed from the peaks of Nepal to the depths of oceanic trenches. I have crossed deserts, jungles, swamps, savannas, steppes and frozen wastelands. I have consulted with seers, swamis, sages, scholars and savants. The peregrination proceeds purposefully.
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Old 21st August 2003, 08:15   #9
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Germ is significatly more elite than you.

DO NOT PM ME WITH TECH SUPPORT QUESTIONS
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Old 21st August 2003, 08:52   #10
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See! Another follower!

Germ is indeed more elite than everyone.
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Old 21st August 2003, 08:57   #11
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A sort of all-knowing, all-seeing Uber-Germ?

The search for the ultimate signature continues apace. I have journeyed from the peaks of Nepal to the depths of oceanic trenches. I have crossed deserts, jungles, swamps, savannas, steppes and frozen wastelands. I have consulted with seers, swamis, sages, scholars and savants. The peregrination proceeds purposefully.
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Old 21st August 2003, 09:09   #12
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Germ rocks. He rocks so hard. Werd.

Obviously you guys just don't get the zen like quality of his wisdom, nor do you appreciate the rapier like sharpness of his witt.

Germ is nobodies Bitch but his own. But then nobody would ever be Germ's bitch.

And he licks ass. Asslicker.

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Old 21st August 2003, 09:16   #13
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See! Another follower!

Germ is indeed more elite than everyone.
*coughs* no-one is more elite than me teh Jedi!!!!!

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Old 21st August 2003, 09:42   #14
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aye, germ be here to stay.
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Old 21st August 2003, 10:21   #15
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Old 21st August 2003, 11:51   #16
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And he licks ass. Asslicker.
I find your subtle jab at Germ’s possible past sexual encounters inappropriate. It is indeed, Sir, a cheap shot.

The rest of your post was within acceptable Germ appreciation limits. Thank you for your contribution!

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*coughs* no-one is more elite than me teh Jedi!!!!!
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Old 21st August 2003, 11:51   #17
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Germ sucks.

next "legend"!
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Old 21st August 2003, 11:59   #18
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Bizznatch loves me. I love you too, Bizznatch
Man I’m having so much fun
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Old 21st August 2003, 12:26   #19
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Steak shall be one of my disciples and we shall travel the promised land spreading the Good Werd. Werd?
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Old 21st August 2003, 12:44   #20
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Although Germ has the skills of a monkey on crack (except at sandwich making) he is rather rocking, werd.
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Steak shall be one of my disciples and we shall travel the promised land spreading the Good Werd. Werd?
Werd great Germed one! Together we shall teach these poor fools the one true way and even though they now spray you with criticism and foul words against you they shall soon be regretting these things they have said and when they do we shall be watching them and laughing.

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Old 21st August 2003, 13:19   #22
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Old 21st August 2003, 15:25   #23
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For the Love of Germ, that was a touching story.

It could only be topped by Germ's Love of Peanut Butter and Bacon Sandwiches.
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Old 21st August 2003, 15:34   #24
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Re: Winamp Leg Ends Series: Germ

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Winamp Leg Ends Series: Germ

Germ, this is your (forum) life.

Germ has been around longer than you or I have ever been, he registered at this prestigious board in February of 2001
I stpped reading right there. Sept 2000 BIOCH!
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Old 21st August 2003, 15:35   #25
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Where did Gandalf go off to?....

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 21st August 2003, 15:38   #26
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He trapsed off with Mamiya in the direction of someplace else...

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Old 21st August 2003, 17:59   #27
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germ is my dearest friend. for as long as i can remember.

he pwns me at q3a always. just like r0n pwns me at ut2k3.

all is as it should be.

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Old 21st August 2003, 18:10   #28
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Re: Re: Winamp Leg Ends Series: Germ

Do you really think I ran to register at the winamp forums when they first opened? No, I just didn't feel like registering, because I wasn't really interested in talking to you DORKS. So yeah - cheese sex.

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I stpped reading right there. Sept 2000 BIOCH!
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Old 21st August 2003, 18:12   #29
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Have you paid your pimp his homage yet?

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 21st August 2003, 18:14   #30
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He gets his percentage off the sales. We are both happy with the situation.
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Old 21st August 2003, 18:20   #31
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Old 21st August 2003, 18:27   #32
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meh, noone who's posted here has a date that pre-dates mine.

AND I had a login when this shit was phorum and black and red.

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Old 21st August 2003, 18:28   #33
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you are only 4 months older than I though. I am damn close. I would have registered eralier but I thought that registering for skin reveiwing was the same thing as the forusm.

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LOL @ gonzo below me. Go Gonzo! Have you always had that avatar too?
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Old 21st August 2003, 18:31   #34
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User Number 131, baby! Regged 5/02/00, six WHOLE DAYS before THEMike.


[edit]No phorum login though[/edit]
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I was away for a while.
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Old 22nd August 2003, 02:39   #35
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Old 22nd August 2003, 02:58   #36
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/me raises hand! YEAH! ive been around since may2000 also! hell I was around on the old forums before that

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Old 22nd August 2003, 03:54   #37
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Oh lord, a dick measuring contest with registering times.
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Old 22nd August 2003, 04:17   #38
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Oh lord, a dick measuring contest with registering times.
your only mad because it is a contest that you can't win.

nice griffin

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Old 22nd August 2003, 04:36   #39
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You have turned this Germ loving thread into a decedent registering times competition , the Germ is unhappy, all is not good
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Old 22nd August 2003, 04:44   #40
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omigod the GD thread si derailed!!

oh no, the sky's rising again, just like it did yesterday! What are we gonna do?????!!!

Germ, you tool.
steak, you Germ wannabe.

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