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  • iomegajaz
    Balled and Chained
    Alumni
    • Jun 2000
    • 5344

    #46
    Woke up this morning,
    too many scotches last night.
    I'm a silly boy.

    Should have known better,
    drinking on a Sunday night.
    Monday brings teh death.

    Women rock my world,
    cause such pain then so much joy.
    Enigmatic be.
    "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.

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    • ElChevelle
      Moderator Alumni
      • Jun 2000
      • 22443

      #47
      Can drink anything!
      but tequila shots make me
      puke up stroganoff.

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      • iomegajaz
        Balled and Chained
        Alumni
        • Jun 2000
        • 5344

        #48
        Egg, bacon and cheese
        mashed together between bread
        breakfast of the gods
        "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.

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        • Fickle
          Butterknife of Justice
          (Forum King)
          • Jan 2002
          • 5501

          #49
          The girl knows that I..
          but then acts like she don't know
          Why Do I bother?

          Have I become that
          That Love-starved, depressed, alone,
          That I ignore truths?

          Or is it that I
          Still have hope that I can say
          The things on my brain?

          My mind races through
          Dark thoughts and bright dreams of her
          When will This all stop?

          How long must I wait
          Before I grow the fucking
          balls to speak the truth?
          Go read a book without pictures
          pabook? | Look, a blog! | Buy Stuff I Wrote

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          • ElChevelle
            Moderator Alumni
            • Jun 2000
            • 22443

            #50
            Bang her, forget her,
            my philosophy for sure.
            HEY, it gets me laid!

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            • iomegajaz
              Balled and Chained
              Alumni
              • Jun 2000
              • 5344

              #51
              Get it off your chest
              She'll appreciate what you've
              done to get with her

              That's my opinion
              No more valid than your own
              Just give it a go
              "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.

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              • ElChevelle
                Moderator Alumni
                • Jun 2000
                • 22443

                #52
                If love eminent,
                please just don't forget to wrap
                your love in a glove!

                If she wants to wank,
                keep in mind,don't be silly
                and wrap your willy!

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                • iomegajaz
                  Balled and Chained
                  Alumni
                  • Jun 2000
                  • 5344

                  #53
                  Different train of thought
                  Who likes puppies? They are cute
                  Fluffy and bouncy
                  "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.

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                  • ElChevelle
                    Moderator Alumni
                    • Jun 2000
                    • 22443

                    #54
                    Puppies run too fast!
                    I can easily keep up
                    with crippled llamas.

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