Old 15th December 2002, 21:08   #1
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My Theory Of The End Of The Teletubbies And Others

WARNING: The following theory probably makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, but here it is anyways. Just in case you're allergic to insanity, don't read this as it may subsequently be hazardous to your health.
(This theory is tied into the 'My Theory Of What Happened To The Spice Girls' post in my 'Zig-A-Zig-Ha!' Thread.)

Dipsy and Tinky-Winky, being lovers in the unforgiving Teletubby world, festered in their anger at the resentment and rejection of the other Teletubbies. In time, they grew evil and formulated a plot to take over the world, involving happy laughing suns with baby faces on them and the use of Tubby-Toast. Dipsy agreed to be Tinky-Winky's love slave.

Po and Laa-Laa were making love tenderly and orally to each other when the sun unexpectedly rose from the horizon. The innocent sun, in shock at seeing what they were doing, went into a supernova. This burned Po and Laa-Laa to ashes, but being undead creatures as they already were, their ashes slowly reformed...

But, re-incarnated as they were, their appearance was so different from what they had once been, that they had to replace themselves on the show with men in suits. The real them were simply skeletons with bits of flesh hanging off their charred and blackened bones, the televisions on their stomachs buzzing with an eerie static signal.

Po decided to try and forge a diplomatic alliance with Gerri, the ex-Spice Girl. Gerri listened to his raspy, high-pitched voice, but once he got to the second, grammatically incorrect child's babble, she brought out her .89 calibre elephant hunting rifle and blew the skeletal Teletubby's head off out of sheer annoyance at the strange creature.

Laa-Laa, in desperate grief at losing her precious Po, vowed revenge on Gerry ex-Spice. Laa-Laa found the gigantic orange ball she had played with on-screen in some episode, and set to work making it a cyborg death-bot. Once it was finished, she would unleash it upon the world.

Po's severed head on the ground began to stir, unbeknownst to Laa-Laa as she worked on the ball-death-bot. Po's head regrew a body in the dark, dank corners of the Teletubby's headquarters...

Then, the Tubby-vacuum rose up out of the darkness and sucked up the two Teletubbies, thinking that by theit hideous and grotesque appearance, they wee simply two overgrown pieces of shit on the floor.

Dipsy and Tinky-Winky were busily trying to converse with the all powerful magical pink deer who could grant them access to all the world's greatest resources when out of nowhere, Cameron Diaz came out of the gloom, bearing her brand new bazooka rifle.

She realized the danger the world was in from the two gay Teletubbies and the magical pink deer. Cameron grit her teeth and lifted the bazooka, blasting the two faggotubbies away into pieces. She befriended this magical pink deer, who apologized for his brother's antics at trying to take over the world previously, before his brother was brutalized by Scary Spice. As forementioned about the late Scary Spice, it was almost impossible for her or any of the Spice Girls combined to destroy his brother, but she'd somehow managed to.

Now, all we can do is wait and see if one day, Laa-Laa and Po will break free of the Tubby-vacuum's fathomous depths of the dirt bag...

Is the world safe?

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Old 15th December 2002, 21:09   #2
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Old 15th December 2002, 21:19   #4
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Theories Under Thinkamocation

Tell me which theory you want me to develop...

-Theory of the End Of Relativity
-Theory of the End Of Barney (Alternate to the one in Spice Girls)
-Theory of the End Of Britney Spears
-Theory of the End Of Eminem/Slimshady/Any of his other aliases (If there are more than those two.)
-Theory of the End Of Santa Claus

Well?
P.S. Xerxes what the hell do you mean by that?

P.P.S. Any suggestions on other theories?

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Old 15th December 2002, 21:46   #5
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Old 15th December 2002, 21:51   #6
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Re: Theories Under Thinkamocation

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P.S. Xerxes what the hell do you mean by that?
Break away from your anime entertainments for a day, watch the movie and you'll understand.
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Old 15th December 2002, 21:52   #7
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Hehehehe

Anyone but Santa, eh? I smell a love triangle going on between Rudolph, Vixen and Prancer...

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Old 15th December 2002, 21:54   #8
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Re: Re: Theories Under Thinkamocation

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Break away from your anime entertainments for a day, watch the movie and you'll understand.
Sure, if I had money to rent the movie... hehehe...

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Old 15th December 2002, 21:56   #9
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Old 15th December 2002, 21:59   #10
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Yes, so? Just because I am a fourteen year old does not mean I am pure and innocent... Nor does it mean I do not have my head in the gutter sometimes... Hence my theories. They help me kill time... And celebrities everyone hates...

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Old 15th December 2002, 22:04   #11
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It was just a question. I thought you were older,by the way you write.
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Old 15th December 2002, 22:08   #13
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Oh

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It was just a question. I thought you were older,by the way you write.
Oh, okay then! I'm happy again now!

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Old 15th December 2002, 22:10   #14
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Uh , White Raven, have you met I-A-J....I-A-J..White Raven
I think you two may share something "special".



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Old 15th December 2002, 22:15   #15
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I-A-J?

Nope... Never... Who is he?

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Old 15th December 2002, 22:18   #16
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Look up a couple of posts and also at his "santa" posts ,yep!
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Old 15th December 2002, 22:23   #17
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Damned Searches

Either he doesn't exist, or I am just fucking clueless at how to operate these goddamned search engines!!!

Are you sure that's how you spell it?
I-A-J ?

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Re: Damned Searches

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Either he doesn't exist, or I am just fucking clueless at how to operate these goddamned search engines!!!

Are you sure that's how you spell it?
I-A-J ?

I've heard about this "I-A-J" characater, he's pretty damn cool!
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Old 15th December 2002, 22:30   #20
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*Feels incredibly stupid.*

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Old 15th December 2002, 22:32   #22
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Shut up! lol jk


And what 'Santa' posts par say was Widdykats talking about?

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And what 'Santa' posts par say was Widdykats talking about?

http://forums.winamp.com/showthread....8&pagenumber=2
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Old 15th December 2002, 22:43   #24
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Those are hilarious... So sinister, neh? I am now currently in the process of making "Why Santa Switched From Reindeer To Kangaroos" Theory. [sings] Six white boomers, snow white boomers...[/sings]

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Old 4th January 2004, 19:08   #25
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Wow... Now this is nostalgic. Raz and I were talking about class posts, and this one came up... After a little post searching... Here it is.

It astonishes me to see how much of a n00b I was at fourteen... That post at the top of this page... It's like something I'd write, but I don't remember writing it. It's pretty funny, I think... How times have changed since then. How I've changed.

It's almost frightening looking back at how I was then.
Oh well, here's to throwing an old piece of my history at the new forumers, and a little laugh from the past at the older members.

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i say good ridence to the Teletubbies.... they were creapy...

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Old 4th January 2004, 20:21   #28
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Hehe, I was fourteen when I said that, GoC.
And I actually don't watch a whole lot of anime these days.

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Did you at least watch/steal/defile the movie?
One Flew Over the Cucoo's Nest
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Well at least you aren't posting [cough]bottle-tars[/cough] again.

On a side note: If the teletubbies DID die, I know at least one babysitter that would not have it so easy again.

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Oh stop teasing me about the bottle-tar... I thought it was funny at the time, what with the boobie-tars all over the place.

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You know, I've never actually watched the Telletubbies even once and I can say that I'm glad about it

Now we have to remind you about that when you turn 18 or something, then you can really be amazed about how you've changed (and laugh about it too)...when I moved into my own apartment I had to clear out my entire room I was living in since I was 14...I found some pretty weird stuff I wrote or drew - most of it I didn't even remember until I dug it out - and had a good laugh for 2 afternoons.

And One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ist definitely a great movie (just like Jack is one of the best actors around) You should really get to see it one day White Raven!

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[edit]What is that bottle-tar you are talking about? I think I was there during hte boobietar period but I don't remember a bottletar??? Could someone help my memory?[/edit]
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