Old 26th August 2006, 03:26   #1
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A Typical Scotsman

A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stonewall, holding
hands, and just gazing out over the loch.
For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the
boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him. Then he blushed.
Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts,
Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps its aboot time for a wee cuddle."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him. Then he blushed. Then
the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts,
Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps its aboot time you let me poot me hand on
your leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her leg. Then he blushed.
Then the two turned once again to gazeout over the loch.

After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts,
Angus."
The young man knit his brow. "Well, now," he said, "my thoughts are
a bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

"Aye," said the lad.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush and bit her lip in
anticipation of the ultimate request.

Angus blurted out, "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me the first
three pennies?"
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Old 26th August 2006, 06:33   #2
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I would have made her accumulate about $3487.11 before asking for payment, but I'd still want the payment.

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Old 26th August 2006, 06:37   #3
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I would have made her accumulate about $3487.11 before asking for payment, but I'd still want the payment.
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Old 26th August 2006, 07:58   #4
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Old 26th August 2006, 12:08   #5
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We'd be less cheap if everything cost less

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Old 27th August 2006, 02:51   #6
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Funny thing, I went on ebay after that and bought a DVDRW for my laptop lol

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No you wouldn't!

Just think what a 50-pound bag of flour cost 500 years ago. In flour-pound-dollars, you're fucking rich!

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And now think what 50 pounds of flour cost now!!! That explains why Columbia hasn't gone under yet.

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