Old 4th April 2003, 18:32   #1
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In Loathing Memory...

...of my and Vie's English teacher who happens to still be in the dead end job...

He waffles at
The front of the class
He will never
Shut his mouth
Shut it you muppet
You stupid moron

He stands with
Poems in hand
Poems that bore us to tears
He rants and he raves
At those who listen to his words
And those who are just faking it

JUST SHUT UP!

by Ian Prince (Vie), edit by moi
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Old 4th April 2003, 18:46   #2
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Nice poem

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Old 4th April 2003, 21:12   #3
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Old 4th April 2003, 22:43   #4
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lol

POETRY SHOULDN'T HAVE FRICKEN HIDDEN MESSAGES DAMNIT >_<
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Old 8th April 2003, 18:32   #5
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Vie doesn't get along with his English teacher? Who could have guessed?


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Old 14th April 2003, 12:21   #7
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Quote:
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POETRY SHOULDN'T HAVE FRICKEN HIDDEN MESSAGES DAMNIT >_<
o.O

that's saying "art shouldn't have meaning"
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It's probably the way you two were taught poetry. A lot of teachers effectively massacre the potential beauty and mystery of the poem by treating it as a math problem, expecting the class to come to one unanimous interpretation of the poem.

'i.e. What does this poem mean?' And then slicing apart the poem line by line, slaughtering it to no end.

Or when teachers read out poetry and expect you to write a good poem about the same thing. (i.e. Laundry. Fluttering sheets. That doesn't inspire me to write good poetry. I have to find something that really moves me to write. Laundry, at this specific moment in time, doesn't. It probably never will.)

Personally, since I love English, I tend to have made friends with my English teachers. A lot of my teachers actually. Out of the fourteen or so teachers I have/had, I can think of 3 that I don't like. I guess I'm lucky.

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Re: In Loathing Memory...

Quote:
Originally posted by Apollos
...of my and Vie's English teacher who happens to still be in the dead end job...

He waffles at
The front of the class
He will never
Shut his mouth
Shut it you muppet
You stupid moron

He stands with
Poems in hand
Poems that bore us to tears
He rants and he raves
At those who listen to his words
And those who are just faking it

JUST SHUT UP!

by Ian Prince (Vie), edit by moi
Reminds me of the South Park Movie when Cartman yells at Mr Garrisson with a megaphone, something like " HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS" ?
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Old 15th April 2003, 11:23   #10
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HAHAHA, that was actually quite funny
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Old 15th April 2003, 11:25   #11
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It's probably the way you two were taught poetry. A lot of teachers effectively massacre the potential beauty and mystery of the poem by treating it as a math problem, expecting the class to come to one unanimous interpretation of the poem.

'i.e. What does this poem mean?' And then slicing apart the poem line by line, slaughtering it to no end.
Amen.
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Old 15th April 2003, 17:06   #12
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Re: In Loathing Memory...

The Correct version

He waffles on at
The front of the class
He will never
Shut his Gob
Shut up you Morron!

He stands with
Poems in hand
Poems that bore us to tears
He rants and he raves
At those who will listen
To those who Fain interest.

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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Old 18th April 2003, 21:31   #13
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Re: Re: In Loathing Memory...

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Reminds me of the South Park Movie when Cartman yells at Mr Garrisson with a megaphone, something like " HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS" ?
"how would you like detention, eric cartman?"
"how would you like to suck my balls?"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"
"oh, i'm sorry, i'm sorry." *pulls out megaphone* "what i said was HOW WOULD YOU LIKE, TO SUCK, MY BALLS, mr garrison?"


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