Old 10th June 2006, 01:03   #1
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Old 10th June 2006, 01:12   #2
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If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

All time favorite:

"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me, so could we just assume I said all that? I mean, essentially what we are talking about here is fluid exchange. We could just skip straight to the sex." --John Nash in a beautiful mind.

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Old 10th June 2006, 01:37   #3
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"Do you want to go out sometime?"

It has never failed me.
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Old 10th June 2006, 01:39   #4
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Yes, for serious pickup lines (mine were obviously jokes), never underestimate the value of "Hi, I'm <name>".

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.
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Old 10th June 2006, 02:06   #5
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Doug Butabi: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.
Steve Butabi: Yeah, he was, seriously.
Doug Butabi: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.
Steve Butabi: And who do you think that guy was?
Doug Butabi: Emilio Estevez.
Steve Butabi: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.
Doug Butabi: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.
Steve Butabi: I was like, "Emilio!"
Both: HAHAHA!
Doug Butabi: So... you guys wanna make out or what?

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"Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz
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Old 10th June 2006, 02:16   #6
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"Hi, I'm Eric. It's nice to meet you, but let's just skip the small talk. We both know why I'm here, so yes or no?"

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Old 10th June 2006, 02:17   #7
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If I flip this coin, what's the probability I'll get head?

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Old 10th June 2006, 03:03   #8
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I know this has been done by me just like all of your girlfriends.
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Old 10th June 2006, 03:07   #9
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Old 10th June 2006, 03:42   #10
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Old 10th June 2006, 03:50   #11
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I was walking down the street a couple of days ago and I hear this guy saying to this girl

"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."

After he said that, he got hot coffe on him. It wasn't that funny as the look on her face when she heard him though.

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Old 10th June 2006, 06:21   #12
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i used that hi,i'm name one before and she just said sarah
so thats a bit dubious to wether it really works

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Old 10th June 2006, 08:20   #13
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The working part of that line is that you get to know the person. Much easier than trying to be creative or stupid.

I was in a bar once and I saw this girl a few seets down. She was really beautiful. I could have sworn I had seen her somewhere before, really. So, I went over and said "Hello, my name is (name). You look very familiar and I was wondering if we had ever met before." She said back, "My name is (name) and yes, you look very familiar also but I can't remember where we've met."

Well, anyway, we chatted for sometime and still did not find the answer to our delima but we did end up at her place 5 hours later all over eachother. It lasted for about 3 weeks until I found out she had a boyfriend. I should have known when I noticed boxers laying in her bathroom when she wears G-strings.

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Old 10th June 2006, 09:06   #14
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It lasted for about 3 weeks until I found out she had a boyfriend. I should have known when I noticed boxers laying in her bathroom when she wears G-strings.

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Old 10th June 2006, 15:16   #15
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If I flip this coin, what's the probability I'll get head?
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Old 10th June 2006, 17:01   #16
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With a face like that, I bet you like it doggy style.
Wanna go back to my place and have poodle sex?
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Old 10th June 2006, 23:47   #18
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Old 11th June 2006, 00:25   #19
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So what IS the probability?

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 11th June 2006, 10:38   #20
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought those were braille name tags.

Roses are red, violets are blue; sugar is sweet, let's fuck.

I'm no good at algebra, but does U+I=69?

I'll think of the rest later.

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Old 11th June 2006, 12:13   #21
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Old 11th June 2006, 12:43   #22
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"Hey, do you have something to do this afternoon?"

My favorite funny pickup-line is in dutch and can't be directly translated to English, but I'll do my best:

In dutch, a pickup line is called an "Openingszin"
Translation:
Opening = Opening
Zin = 'sentence', but also 'wanting to'

"Jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin"
"You have an opening and I (have a sentence/)want to"

I hope it makes sense

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Old 11th June 2006, 14:06   #23
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Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
chown -R you ~/base

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Old 11th June 2006, 14:18   #24
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DUET!!!!
Come and get this horn dog!
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Old 11th June 2006, 22:49   #25
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"Hey, do you have something to do this afternoon?"

My favorite funny pickup-line is in dutch and can't be directly translated to English, but I'll do my best:

In dutch, a pickup line is called an "Openingszin"
Translation:
Opening = Opening
Zin = 'sentence', but also 'wanting to'

"Jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin"
"You have an opening and I (have a sentence/)want to"

I hope it makes sense
Great one indeed!
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Old 12th June 2006, 05:22   #26
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Old 12th June 2006, 06:50   #27
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Sorry if some are repeats, but you might like these:

1.If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.

7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

13. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside?

14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

16. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

19. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

21. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

22. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.

23. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.

24. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

25. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

26. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

27. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

28. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

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Number 2 speaks volumes of love!
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DUET!!!!
Come and get this horn dog!
*pulls hgnis away by the collar* I'll bring him back later




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Old 14th June 2006, 04:41   #30
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Let me give you the opportunity to bring honor to your family.
I have a level 100 charazard.
If you want to make love to me, smile.

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hgnis: Do you know what a valve is?

Duet: A valve controls the flow of fluids by opening or closing... DUH


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"At what point does going out with a friend become a date?"

Renee says I randomly asked this when out on the boat (I honestly don't remember it though) and thus started everything for us.

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Old 25th July 2006, 19:18   #38
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