Old 27th September 2002, 05:55   #1
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pickup lines

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Old 27th September 2002, 08:42   #2
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"Wanna fuck ?"

(not you personnaly)
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Old 27th September 2002, 12:18   #3
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Old 27th September 2002, 23:12   #4
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Old 28th September 2002, 04:19   #5
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Quote:
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"Wanna fuck ?"

(not you personnaly)
ive heard it as "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Sean k.

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Old 28th September 2002, 04:43   #6
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"did you know i was a rocket man?" girl:"really?" "yes, can i help you jettison your pants?"


or you can just go the road i tend to: "Hi. I'm <name here>." and see if it goes anywhere.
but if youre in a bar.. "Hi. I'm <name here>. Can I buy you a drink?"

or at a buisness meeting..
"Hi. I'm <name here>. *offer to shake hand*" you sit next to her and make yourself look busy, but slightly bored. (after the meeting) "that seemed a useless meeting.. (option, if you didnt get her name the first time) by the way, i never caught your name.."


etc etc.
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Old 28th September 2002, 07:05   #7
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I've gotten this one said to me before...

"The word of the day is 'legs' so let's go to my place and spread the word."

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Old 28th September 2002, 07:32   #8
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Just out of sheer curiousity, has anyone actually ever had any luck with a pickup line? And if you have, how intelligent was the girl (i.e. could you talk with her for longer then half an hour without getting the urge to vomit)?
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Old 28th September 2002, 20:49   #9
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no they don't work, there just for fun i guess

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Old 28th September 2002, 20:55   #10
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I love my virginity, can I have yours? (or use telephone number instead)

guy: wanna go out for pizza and sex
girl: (most likely) no
guy: ok, we can skip the pizza

do have a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants.

If we were squrilles could I bust a nut in your hole?
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Old 29th September 2002, 02:25   #11
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Guy: Wanna do an Aussie kiss?
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Well it's like a French kiss.....but only down under...
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Old 29th September 2002, 02:38   #12
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Quote:
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Guy: Wanna do an Aussie kiss?
Girl: What's that?
Guy: Well it's like a French kiss.....but only down under...
LOL!
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Old 29th September 2002, 02:53   #13
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would you like me to spend the 20 dollars before or give it to you after?

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Old 30th September 2002, 03:32   #14
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You're on my list of things to do tonight.
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Old 30th September 2002, 08:12   #15
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I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

You [wave hand] -will- [/wave hand] go home with me tonight.

I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?

I am rubber and you are glue. Let's have sex.

If I was a chipmunk, and you were a bunny,...wait, or was it the other way around...forget it, Wanna screw?

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No!? .... D'ya wanna do lunch?




and my personal favourite:

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
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Old 30th September 2002, 20:39   #16
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-hand a girl a screw- (Want a screw?) Wanna screw?

At home, I have the best cocktail you've ever tasted. Do you want to try one?

Let's play cars. You be the driver, I'll be the back-seat rider, and I'll help you fill up.

I heard you're like a Porsche; Ride it for hours and you'll have the best time in your life.

guy: Before a serious relationship can be devolped, the couple must first have something major in common with each other before engaging...What's your favorite color?
girl: <insert random color here>
guy: Great, that's my favorite color too! Let's go!

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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Old 1st October 2002, 22:45   #17
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If you let me buy you a drink lass, I'll let you look up my kilt.
heheh.....a dude used that in a Scottish pub.
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