Old 19th February 2004, 16:25   #1
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100 Ways to Piss-Off a Music Fan:

1. Hail U2.

C'mon, only 99 to go!

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Old 19th February 2004, 16:34   #2
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Old 19th February 2004, 17:31   #3
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2. "Yeah, I know 'Tainted love', it's that song by Marilyn Manson"

(the same with every song that is obviously a cover and people that pretend to know everything only know songs from the last 2 years...)

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Old 19th February 2004, 17:41   #4
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Absolutely Mia

And I think you gave the prime example.

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Join the words "Westlife", "are", and "tolerable". Or if you're really trying to enrage the fan, replace "tolerable" with "really talented and deserving of success".


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Old 19th February 2004, 18:38   #6
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Neil Young isn't he an american artist? ( he's canadian)
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Feargal Sharkey you say , yes i believe one of the paintings i have was made by him. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Old 19th February 2004, 20:11   #8
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"I love Blues, Gary Moore!"

even better:
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Old 19th February 2004, 20:23   #9
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a friend telling you he has a wide collection of music cd's - taking a day off to visit him and to find out he only owns about 20 cd you already have.

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Having in your shared MP3 stash a file named

code:
"Mozart - Fur Elise"

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9. Not bothering to tag files properly (i.e. a file called "Match Box 20 - Closing Time.mp3"... IT'S BY SEMISONIC YOU IDIOT!!! AND EVEN IF IT WEREN'T, IT'S "Matchbox Twenty"!!!)

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Having in your shared MP3 stash a file named

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"Mozart - Fur Elise"
wrong...just wrong
I can practically feel Beethoven turning in his grave! *shudders*

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Old 19th February 2004, 22:31   #13
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Old 19th February 2004, 22:32   #14
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"Man, *Insert any high-ranked guitarist here, like Steve Vai, Kirk Hammett, Alex Lifeson, etc.* sucks at playing guitar!"

Pretty generic and simple, but use the right artist, and you're easy flame-bait!

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Old 19th February 2004, 23:51   #16
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"All [insert any genre] sounds the same!"
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Sack Mark Radcliffe and replace him with that inane fuckwit Scott Mills.
That's a good one. Fuckers, they are.

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I operate on that principle exclusively and with absolute certainty

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Old 20th February 2004, 01:49   #18
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"All [insert any genre] sounds the same!"
But all rap does sound the same :-)

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Old 20th February 2004, 05:12   #19
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Old 20th February 2004, 06:37   #20
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"But isn't Pop Music popular for a reason?"

...and...

"Riot Grrrl sucks!"

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Old 20th February 2004, 07:03   #22
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"Riot Grrrl sucks!"
Whoever said that should be fed to L7.

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Old 20th February 2004, 17:37   #24
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True. An extension of that...

"I'm not listening to new music, it's all crap"
*buys a copy of the new Travis album, which he didn't like anyway*
"I knew this was crap"!
*Takes CD back to the shop*
3 months later
"I'm not listening to new music, it's all crap"
*buys a copy of the new Oasis album, which he didn't like anyway*
"I knew this was crap"!
*Takes CD back to the shop*

If only people would dig a little deeper and have a little more patience...

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"That's not music." - said by my sister.

The problem with this is I can't really say much about the stuff she listens to. She listens to a lot of oldies, Motown, R&B, and even a little classic rock, so she has pretty good taste.
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"Good Charlotte is SOOO punk rock!"

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"Yeah i saw justin timberlake LIVE last week"
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"Yeah i saw justin timberlake LIVE last week"
*The sound of bludgeoning to death*

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"*insert newest rapper to the hip-hop scene* has become a musical revolution, dawg!"

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Old 21st February 2004, 04:18   #34
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""Yesterday" was the best song John Lennon ever wrote."

Wrong on so many levels........

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Nobody knows it better than ya’ll

“By telling that what you like is the best and what other like is the worst”

All pop music is good music but all good music isn't pop music
Wanna know more about pop music or my boy-bands?
Westlife / Backstreet Boys / Savage Garden / NSync / Michael Learns to Rock
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Old 21st February 2004, 10:14   #36
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The term "Boy Band"...

As the members don't play instruments, the word "band" is inaccurate. Let's get it right - they're not bands.

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Point#2 If someone talks about something without even knowing much about it i.e. boybands don't play instuments

All pop music is good music but all good music isn't pop music
Wanna know more about pop music or my boy-bands?
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Fans and regular listeners of CAT Country aren't getting what they expect when they tune into the FM radio station these days.

Since Monday morning, the country music station has been playing the children's classic "Pop Goes the Weasel" nonstop.

When the song finally ends, it probably won't be country tunes that listeners will hear when they set the dial at 106.7 FM.

A spokeswoman for the Elizabethtown radio station, who would identify herself only as Pinky, said the song is promotional, "leading up to a format change" at the station.

She said Bob Adams, marketing manager for the station, was meeting with "corporate visitors" this morning and was unavailable for comment.

Pinky then played a recorded phone message inviting regular CAT Country listeners to hear country music on three other radio stations.

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Point#2 If someone talks about something without even knowing much about it i.e. boybands don't play instuments
actually, boy bands don't play instruments generally. most "boy bands" that play instruments fall into other genres (example: busted are a pop-punk band. just a pish-poor one).

oh, and my contribution is:
"<blank>* is my favourite band/artist"
"why?"
"they're so hot!"

*insert whatever name here.

peter andre, i'm coming for you. justice must be done.

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"Who are the Beatles?"
Britney Spears in an interview a year or so back didn't know who Yoko Ono was.

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