Old 19th May 2009, 22:39   #1
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Thought I'd share one of the funniest goofs done that I'll never forget.

A friend and I used to work rotating shifts and on our carpool home off graveyard shifts, we'd mess with people who were commuting to work.
Whoever was at the wheel would slightly drift around in our lane of the highway, while their head was tilted back, mouth wide open (drool optional) as if they were dead asleep at the wheel. With their head back, they could keep their right eye open enough to see where they were driving. The passenger only needed to bob their head like they were also asleep, giving the illusion that both driver and passenger were asleep while weaving around the lane precariously.

The horns blaring of passersby made for epic fun.

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Old 20th May 2009, 00:38   #2
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Old 20th May 2009, 00:43   #3
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Bad? Evil? Not House-worthy?

My intent is for everyone to share noteworthy pranks that make us young, more joyful without harming people.
There is no good prank that is without the involuntary participation of other humans.
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Old 20th May 2009, 04:16   #4
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That's some funny shit right there, I don't care WHO you are!
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Old 20th May 2009, 14:58   #5
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Bad? Evil? Not House-worthy?

My intent is for everyone to share noteworthy pranks that make us young, more joyful without harming people.
There is no good prank that is without the involuntary participation of other humans.
Prankin' House
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Old 20th May 2009, 23:45   #6
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This wasn't intentional, but, I rolled up to a red light (4-lane road) with a friend in my car with me, and somehow, as if on cue, we both picked up our Boylan's Birch Beer (soft drink in brown glass 12 oz. bottles) and drank. My head tilted back and eyes closed for a second as I downed the last bit. The light remained red, I looked beside me, and a cop had rolled up. He told me not to move and to hand over the bottles thinking it was real beer... Luckily after some explanation and a better look, he realized it was just a soft drink and sent us on our way. The cars that had stacked behind us got a nice little show though. We missed the green and had to wait out another red.

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Old 21st May 2009, 00:00   #7
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Driving in residential areas with lots of kids/adults. Drive really slow, speed up, and run your hands quickly over the wheel as if turning in the direction of the children/adults.

Watch how quickly they jump for safety.
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Old 21st May 2009, 01:56   #8
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There we go.

Another good one is walk into a convenience store (retail works too) and walk around and nonchalantly bark "Excuse me" or "Can I help you" while keeping your head straight and going about your business. Great attention getter while remaining stealthy.
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Old 21st May 2009, 03:11   #9
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Toss it in neutral or hold the clutch in as you approach someone you know on foot, and rev the engine a bit.

Not a big deal, but it's something I do on occasion.

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Old 21st May 2009, 12:34   #10
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We have lots of road bicyclists here which are no match for the sound of an approaching Kenworth
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Old 21st May 2009, 12:59   #11
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Driving in residential areas with lots of kids/adults. Drive really slow, speed up, and run your hands quickly over the wheel as if turning in the direction of the children/adults.

Watch how quickly they jump for safety.
that sounds like something waiting to go wrong

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Old 21st May 2009, 21:37   #12
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Nothing wrong with a little vehicular manslaughter
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Old 21st May 2009, 22:19   #13
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My dad used to do this when he had me and my cousins in the car; It's something I would do if I had passengers in my car more often...

We'd be driving just as normal as ever, and just out of nowhere, my dad would start screaming at the top of his lungs and swerve the car left and right as hard as he could...The type of yell made all the difference in it's effectiveness, because your "typical" AHHH! wouldn't work; I'd have to make a recording, because it's something I can't explain, but just worked...

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Old 22nd May 2009, 01:13   #14
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I once got lost in the country when my son was pretty young. I pulled over where there was a cow grazing and asked it directions to mess with the kid.
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^ahahhahaha I think that's funny!
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Old 23rd May 2009, 15:26   #16
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Well, what did the cow say?
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Old 23rd May 2009, 17:15   #17
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Moo something.
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always fun when you're at the streetcar station: stand half a meter next to the track, and when the streetcar comes in pretend the rear mirror hit your face.
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Well, what did the cow say?
The cow intentionally gave wrong directions

Quote:
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to mess with the kid.

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Once driving around with my friend in his fairly big truck, I shrunk down enough so that I was out of sight of anyone I was passing or being passed by. Always gave my friend a good laugh to see the looks on their faces.

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I once got lost in the country when my son was pretty young. I pulled over where there was a cow grazing and asked it directions to mess with the kid.
Were you going to Lancaster?

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Old 24th May 2009, 12:59   #23
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Greatest prank ever.

Eminem gets a face full of ass.

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