Old 1st August 2003, 18:28   #41
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The dying by sexing up your significant other is not an option.

Think of your significant other for a second.
but what if they both died at the exact same time.... like in a bathroom on a plane as it is going to crash.
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Old 1st August 2003, 18:32   #42
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If my significant other was a good lover, I would hope he'd be happy if I died during sex. At least that way he could say "Well, at least she came before she went!"

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If my significant other was a good lover, I would hope he'd be happy if I died during sex. At least that way he could say "Well, at least she came before she went!"
LOL!

But honestly, I'd be terrified if that would happen to my boyfriend, although it's probably one of the very nice deaths, I'd still think it's my fault somehow...

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Old 1st August 2003, 18:45   #44
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Old 1st August 2003, 18:48   #45
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LOL!

But honestly, I'd be terrified if that would happen to my boyfriend, although it's probably one of the very nice deaths, I'd still think it's my fault somehow...

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Old 1st August 2003, 19:23   #46
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[BProbably in my sleep- no pain. Then again, it would be falling from a building and die seconds before hitting the ground. [/B]
Why would you die seconds before you hit the ground? Skydivers don't die (unless their parachute doesn't open). Sorry, you'd have to wait until you hit the ground to die.
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Old 1st August 2003, 19:31   #47
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Why would you die seconds before you hit the ground? Skydivers don't die (unless their parachute doesn't open). Sorry, you'd have to wait until you hit the ground to die.
Fear...maybe???
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Old 1st August 2003, 20:38   #48
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No JB, the knowledge of your death before it happens and the adrenaline rush would be too much for your heart and you would die of a heart attack. The splattering is just a horrible bonus. Skydivers don't die because they know that they are going to live.

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Old 2nd August 2003, 00:02   #49
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Old 2nd August 2003, 00:13   #50
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I doubt if you were a healthy person that fear and an adreniline rush would kill you. People get shot all the time and they don't die. Also, there are numerous cases of people falling off bridges and not dying when they hit the water.

What are you basing this theory that you die before you hit the ground on?
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Old 2nd August 2003, 00:38   #51
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It was a documentary, or a book a while back. Either way i know it has something to do with having a heart attack on the way down. Not sure about being completely dead before you hit but definately something that would put you there.

Getting shot is sudden and people know that there is a fair chance they will survive if they are still concious, and it is not mixed with the excitement of falling at an extremely large rate. And falling into water is falling into water, falling off a building onto concrete is different.

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Old 2nd August 2003, 00:56   #52
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how would i like to go? preferably in a way that leaves a very large crater.


[edit] falling a large distance onto water is worse than falling a large distance onto concrete. if you hit water at terminal velocity you would flatten like a pancake. water has a greater density than concrete. [/edit]
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Old 2nd August 2003, 01:41   #53
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Depends how you hit it surely? Like if you go in toes pointed as opposed to your whole body spread out?

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Water: 62.4 pounds per cubic foot (a bit more for saltwater)

Concrete: 150 pounds per cubic foot

Your random trivia of the day

edit: Only decent thing I found on dying before you hit on google

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We don't think that the majority of people do die of fright, but rather of 'terminal deceleration trauma', upon hitting the deck !

BUT, under extreme stress people can trigger abnormal heart rhythms (dysrhythmias) (usually people with an underlying cardiac problem) which can render them unconscious, or even dead, so it is possible that the stress of jumping could trigger such a rhythm, causing them to be unconscious prior to terminal impact. Unfortunately this is a rather difficult (not to mention unethical) hypothesis to test.

The best evidence that comes to mind would be to look at people doing parachute jumps for the first time. Whilst broken legs are not unusual, most people don't die of fright (that we know of !). The same goes for stunt artists and divers who jump from cliff edges and high boards.

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Jumping out out of a hot air balloon you just self-destructed...I like blowing shit up, so that would be kinda cool, except for blowing up hot air balloons ain't all that fun...

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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Phantoms NEVER die!!!! Though they do have a clever way of entering your dreams and causing death... oooohhhhh mmmmyyyyy...
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Old 4th August 2003, 15:10   #57
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Old 17th August 2003, 17:26   #58
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The Associated Press

August 17, 2003

LANGLEY -- A man was killed Saturday when his long hair got caught in the amusement park ride he owned, pulling him up as high as 40 feet before he fell, back-first, onto a fence.
Doug McKay, 40, was the co-owner of Paradise Amusements, based in Post Falls, Idaho. He was spraying lubricant on the tracks of the Super Loop 2, a roller coaster-type ride at the Island County Fair on Whidbey Island.

The ride was in progress at the time, and McKay's hair got caught on a car full of fairgoers, said sheriff's spokeswoman Jan Smith. He was pulled between 25 and 40 feet into the air.

"It basically scalped him, and he fell and landed on the fence," Smith said.



Hundreds of people witnessed the accident, Smith said, and grief counselors were on hand. It was unclear whether anyone on the ride might have tried to reach McKay.

Paradise Amusements had set up rides at the Island County Fair for the past three years, Smith said.

She said the fair continued after the incident.


What the hell the show must go on.


I like to die like my wife's friend dad did a few months ago.

They found him with a porno mag.
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Old 17th August 2003, 20:44   #59
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if you ever jump off a bridge, be sure to clench your buttcheeks. if not, water will erupt up your rectum like a firehose and completely destroy all of your internal organs.

not a nice way to go, huh?

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Old 17th August 2003, 20:47   #60
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Same, but being in the arms of my fiance/then wife.
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Old 17th August 2003, 20:49   #61
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I almost died 12 years ago, cardiac arrest in operating room during surgery to repair damage done by a car accident. Not my choice of how to go.

Choice 1: die in my sleep like my grandfather.

Choice 2: Suicide. Take a massive dose of ******** (blood thinner) bloody my nose and bleed to death.

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Old 17th August 2003, 20:51   #62
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Spontaneous combustion. Go out in a blaze of glory, so to speak.

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if you ever jump off a bridge, be sure to clench your buttcheeks. if not, water will erupt up your rectum like a firehose and completely destroy all of your internal organs.

not a nice way to go, huh?


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Old 17th August 2003, 23:52   #64
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I would like to have a million dollars. When I'm robbed of all my money then I would wanna die.
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in my car doing 180 into a brick wall atleast over 80 years old
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if you ever jump off a bridge, be sure to clench your buttcheeks. if not, water will erupt up your rectum like a firehose and completely destroy all of your internal organs.

not a nice way to go, huh?
Only if you jump naked and ass first.
Not the way to jump. Best to belly flop, that way you suck in lots of water as a reaction and drown quickly.

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nah, you wouldnt have to be naked, water can rip through clothes (or just go through)
btw: you don't drown from jumping off a bridge. you die on impact (if the bridge is high enough).

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Old 18th August 2003, 08:12   #68
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Either A) Die fighting for something I belivei in
or B) Die screwing a really hot chick due to heart attack... and then be reassurected.
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Old 18th August 2003, 14:49   #71
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I don't need to think aboutr dying, i want to live in earth on a small place with no information from anyone then the one God can give me.
When it's time to die , then i will , but with a good feeling when the time is up.
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I'd like to die by falling from a really high place. Like out of an airplane or something. That way, you get longe to enjoy the view on the way down.
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Old 18th August 2003, 16:00   #73
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wow... strange coincidence that I found this thread today...
last night I was thinking that that rope outside might be a good way. it's a soft rope, like nylon or whatever.

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I still say Obedo had the right idea....though, being electrocuted for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre might not be too bad either.

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Actually, the best way to do it if you are going to hang yourself, it doesn't matter what type of rope you use. The trick is to make the knot sit under your chin, then make it twist around when you jump off the chair. That way, it snaps your neck, and you don't dangle there for a while & strangle to death.
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By having someone slowly and methodically peel the skin from my body.

Then, systematically cut the tendons so that my muscles would have nothing to flail and eventually fall away from my bones.

After that, severing my ligaments so that each bone drops from what's left of my carcass.

And, if I'm still showing signs of life, separating my organs from the remaining viscera so that I resemble nothing but a clot of glistening, pulsing mush.

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Such a question deserves such an answer, eh?

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I want to be next to a nuclear bomb. BOOM! Entire body would be vaporized before a single neuron could go off. Only guaranteed painless way to go.

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Old 20th August 2003, 20:46   #78
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I will never die, NEVER! I tell you, NEVER!!!

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I want to be next to a nuclear bomb. BOOM! Entire body would be vaporized before a single neuron could go off. Only guaranteed painless way to go.
Hope you have a videocam handy when it happens, I'd love to see it!

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Hope you have a videocam handy when it happens, I'd love to see it!
Sure. Got plenty 1,000,000,000 degree resistant cameras laying around...

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