Old 12th November 2002, 20:57   #1
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Let's invade Switzerland

No particular reason.

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Old 12th November 2002, 20:59   #2
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very well. but i say canada first.
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Old 12th November 2002, 21:00   #3
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yay canada first
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Old 12th November 2002, 21:01   #4
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Definitely Switzerland first. Bloody cuckoo clocks.

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Old 12th November 2002, 21:06   #5
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And they're so "impartial". Like anyone cares.

And their knives are shit. "Oooh, a tool for getting stones out of horses hooves". That's handy. I don't think.

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Old 12th November 2002, 21:06   #6
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Why invade switzerland? I'd much rather invade France.

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Old 12th November 2002, 21:08   #7
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Why invade switzerland? I'd much rather invade France.
OOH! canada, THEN france, THEN switzerland!!!
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Old 12th November 2002, 21:08   #8
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The referee was French. OK, we'll do them too. But Switzerland first.

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Old 12th November 2002, 21:14   #9
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No, France has to be first. Canada and Switzerland aren't the threat to civilization that France is.
But look on the bright side, conquering France should only take a week or so, then we'll get to Switzerland and Canada

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Old 12th November 2002, 21:20   #10
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But Switzerland has all those banks. And they can't decide what language to speak, so they have four. And the entire country is either flat or vertical. I mean, that can't be right.

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Old 12th November 2002, 21:30   #11
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World War III would keep everyone happy, it was a pretty international effort all round.

Great fightback, but what makes it most humiliating is the ex Tottenham coach.

Lets just take out north London instead.

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Old 12th November 2002, 21:31   #12
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Old 12th November 2002, 21:37   #13
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Now that must have been made by an englishman, no other people could find enough hate for those frog's leg munching half arsed buttmonkeys (hmmmmm now might i be english )



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Old 12th November 2002, 21:38   #14
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Tonight I am full of hatred, spite and bile. I'll be fine tomorrow though.

UJ: Christian Gross just rubs salt into the wound.

Bilbo: Where the hell are these Modern World strips to be found? That's the second today I've seen in GD.

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I found that one on my HDD a while ago, i never knew i had it

Christian Gross was the funniest manager ever to be seen in England.
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I found that one on my HDD a while ago, i never knew i had it
i get that kinda thing, things just appear on my locked-out-permenantly-to-anyone-but-me-pc that i've never seen before

especialy with this kinda thing (any non enlgand residents guesses what this is?)
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Old 12th November 2002, 22:45   #17
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very well. but i say canada first.
Are you frikken nuts? I say we saw off Canada from North America, and set it adrift. No point in wasting valuable resources in taking over a sheet of ice.

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Does that picture still exist on the interweb?
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Old 12th November 2002, 23:40   #19
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But Switzerland has all those banks. And they can't decide what language to speak, so they have four. And the entire country is either flat or vertical. I mean, that can't be right.
I'm convinced. I'll liberate the banks...
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Christian Gross was the funniest manager ever to be seen in England.
No, that was Turnip. Then there was Mr. Sexy Football and his Dreadlocks. Then you've got the joke that was Roy Evans and Gerard Houllier's "joint" managership - as if that could have lasted.

But yeah, Christian Gross was a weird bloke.

Back to Switzerland: Who's going to tackle the enormous threat posed by their impressive Navy?


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Outer Mongolia have expressed interest I believe...


Turnip was funny. Wolves fans delighted in giving him free veg.
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theres nothing wrong with france

except for the people...
...the food
..the air
.the transport
the laws
the animals
the houses
the sanitation
the phone system
the cars
the art
the public transport

fukit nuke the bastards

edit: missed out the language
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Old 13th November 2002, 00:16   #23
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Definitely Switzerland first. Bloody cuckoo clocks.
Jolly good idea old boy!
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