Old 16th June 2006, 19:24   #41
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Well shit happens man.

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Old 16th June 2006, 19:38   #42
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Well shit happens man.
Very uplifting, man...You'd make a good motivational speaker...

"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
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Old 17th June 2006, 04:31   #43
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jaz and I couldn't afford a honeymoon, we could barely afford the small wedding we did have. But, we've got great memories of that day
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Old 17th June 2006, 18:53   #44
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the honeymoon isn't about where you go...

it's about how many times in one night you can fuck.

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Old 17th June 2006, 19:49   #45
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Old 17th June 2006, 20:01   #46
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well... hey it was shy's post who started me on that particular thought train

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i was talking to a girl at a club last night and I got upstaged by this motherfucker.

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Old 18th June 2006, 10:02   #48
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Old 18th June 2006, 12:03   #49
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A guy who plays with his balls?
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Old 18th June 2006, 13:15   #50
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he plays with other peoples balls actually.

why couldn't it be a cool dirty bastard like vinnie jones or something.

LOL i'm the Juggernaut bitch
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Old 21st October 2007, 09:21   #51
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Optional: 1 or more pair of specialty shoes, depending on a particular hobby the guy has - biking, running, rock climbing, etc.
You must be joking, a rock climber must have at least 3 pair of shoes - one for climbing, one just to walk-around and one for going out at nights...
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16 months and 3 days later, the thread gets revived for a futilr spam attempt
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Old 21st October 2007, 09:30   #52
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Hey mods, could you just edit out the URL and leave that spam post otherwise intact? It's such a hilarious non-sequitor to the conversation that it amuses me greatly.


Who is the milkman? What is the purpose of the goggles?
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Old 21st October 2007, 11:22   #53
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"

Or is that beholder?



More seriously,

I like what duet said about being well groomed with a healthy hobby. Fact is, we're all gunna be ugly and probably overweight in a few years anyway. Best to find someone that will still have additional attractive features, so that even if they do lose their young and hot body, they'll still be a great person to be with.
Not moi! Ask my plastics guy, my cosmetic dentist, my dermatologist and ..well, the rest of the people putting me together! A person can always lose weight and do things to look better! Lil' effort!
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Old 21st October 2007, 18:07   #54
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So far I still look like a high school kid at 29 years old. But one of these days it'll all catch up with me.

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Old 21st October 2007, 22:31   #55
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Old 21st October 2007, 22:41   #56
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Don't shave...

Your facial hair, that is...

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Old 22nd October 2007, 00:11   #57
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^Women don't like Werewolves! Scuzzy's cool, though!
Joel..there's a million things Dudes can do to look good.
Wear colors(or colours if one is , well, you know)! a Tad heavy..Navy, Midnight blues and Black! Voila, ten pounds..gone!
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Old 22nd October 2007, 02:18   #58
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Shy guys generally have a shot at the pretty ladies AFTER they have been passed around a few times....usually by the time their assets have depreciated to 50% below the mid 20s level.

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 22nd October 2007, 02:26   #59
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Old 22nd October 2007, 02:59   #60
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I agree. From what I see they have to get sick of the assholes before a decent guy has a shot, and by then the decent guy doesn't even want them anymore since there's asshole names attached.

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Old 22nd October 2007, 03:48   #61
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Old 22nd October 2007, 07:49   #62
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What do you mean by a spam attempt?
I've landed on this thread after a search on google, I've found it funny and wanted to join it.
What's wrong with that??
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Old 22nd October 2007, 07:52   #63
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By the way, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but links have to be approved here, so there isn't really any way to spam...
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Old 22nd October 2007, 08:05   #64
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Old 22nd October 2007, 10:10   #65
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Or you can do like me and give up.
I've seen your picture...you're very good lookin! You're funny....so what's wrong? Ya' cheap? Too much "guy" stuff? What is it? You can tell me...
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Old 22nd October 2007, 11:33   #66
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I have an annoying habit for falling for taken women. I've heard th '. . . If I weren't taken, we'd be together thing' a few too many times now.

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Old 22nd October 2007, 12:24   #67
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I've seen your picture...you're very good lookin! You're funny....so what's wrong? Ya' cheap? Too much "guy" stuff? What is it? You can tell me...
I don't know.
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Old 22nd October 2007, 13:19   #69
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^Yes...yes you do! Get out...Go someplace and smile at some girlie and make with the small talk..and don't sulk!



*and you forgot the "Thank Mew", for me saying you were good lookin'!
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^Commitment Issues?

Me or them?

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Old 22nd October 2007, 14:06   #71
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Me or them?
If they have commitment issues, you probably have a shot


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Old 22nd October 2007, 14:46   #72
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hahaha.

It's a long story, Luigi. I'm not sure I want to go into it in much detail here.

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Old 22nd October 2007, 20:23   #73
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^Uh ..You! If one is constantly seeking those who are not attainable, they don't want to meet someone who you can have a relationship with.(she said ending with a preposition)
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Oh, I do. It's just that everyone I'm attracted to seems to be already taken.

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Old 22nd October 2007, 20:31   #75
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^ Lots of attractive people are!
Lots of attractive people are not...and the world and relationships rotate!
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I'll stop hijacking this thread, now. We can continue this over aim or email. PM me if you'd like to because my forums email address is not my real email address anymore.

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Old 22nd October 2007, 22:01   #77
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Enjoy the single life while you have it. Don't get me wrong, being in a relationship is great too, but considering single life is usually shorter than relationship life, enjoy the freedom while you can.

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Old 22nd October 2007, 22:08   #78
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I'll stop hijacking this thread, now. We can continue this over aim or email. PM me if you'd like to because my forums email address is not my real email address anymore.
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Old 23rd October 2007, 01:33   #79
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I approve of this derailment.

+3 swingdjted points

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Yay! I'll see how the single life treats me. If my past is any indicator, I won't stay single for all that long.

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