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Old 25th November 2009, 12:42   #1
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Sexpartnerclub

There is a sexpartnerclub in my street, and the doorman said that I am too old to come in. I am so sad, shocked and angry.
So, I want to express my feelings in this little poem:

For so long I've been wanting you,
Sexpartnerclub, I'd jump for joy like a kangaroo.
Your presence hit me like a cannon ball,
Oh sexpartnerclub, you can tell me all.

I am the greatest of your fans,
Sexpartnerclub, please give me a chance,
You are my number one,
Living next to you is so much fun.

That means, dear sexpartnerclub, don't tax my patience and let me in next time!

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Old 25th November 2009, 23:59   #2
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Old 26th November 2009, 01:17   #3
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and an old one, at that.
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Old 26th November 2009, 13:29   #4
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Old 11th December 2009, 13:57   #5
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Good poem.
may by tuckerm say true!
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Old 13th December 2009, 05:06   #6
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We need a new bitch for the bitchlist. This used to be a kickass subforum.

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Old 13th December 2009, 15:39   #7
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Thats not enough.
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Old 23rd December 2009, 22:36   #8
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Maybe you should start a political campaign and get them shut down. That's what all the other people who get rejected by them do...

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 18th July 2010, 23:04   #9
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Tell the bouncer you're 15. Easy peasy.
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