Old 18th November 2001, 02:52   #1
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Here's a joke...

Ix : Is said to be I sub X
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Old 18th November 2001, 03:29   #2
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I sub box... i guess (i don't get it)

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Old 18th November 2001, 03:35   #3
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sub box? i dont get it..?

Here's one I made up (or at least think i did) this afternoon.

a kid sits down in his desk at school, and holds his stomach as if he's about to puke. The teacher asks what's wrong. He says, I have an upset stomach because I hate my schoolwork. "Ate your schoolwork? Why?" says the teacher. "Well," says the kid "I like the way math tastes, so I ate all my math. I ate all my Science work because it has a good flavor, and the rest is history!

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Old 18th November 2001, 03:41   #4
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Old 18th November 2001, 03:43   #5
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Old 18th November 2001, 03:51   #6
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Old 18th November 2001, 04:07   #7
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alright... here's a riddle to tantalize your thoughts:

3 men who are on a business trip decide to get a room at a hotel for the night. they ask the manager for a room. the manager tells them that they are just in luck, there's only one room left. it's a $30 room. the 3 men think this is a great deal and they buy the room. each paying $10. after the men had already settled in, the manager realizes that their room is not a $30 room, it's a $25 room. so, the manager sent the bellhop up to their room with the 5 dollars they overpaid. on the way up, the bellhop realizes that he wont be able to split $5 amongst 3 men. so, he decides to keep $2 and give each man $1.

ok, now i'll break it down... each man ended up paying $9 after the rebate. the bellhop kept $2. $9 times 3 men = $27 and the bellhop has $2. where did the last dollar go?

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alright... here's a riddle to tantalize your thoughts:

3 men who are on a business trip decide to get a room at a hotel for the night. they ask the manager for a room. the manager tells them that they are just in luck, there's only one room left. it's a $30 room. the 3 men think this is a great deal and they buy the room. each paying $10. after the men had already settled in, the manager realizes that their room is not a $30 room, it's a $25 room. so, the manager sent the bellhop up to their room with the 5 dollars they overpaid. on the way up, the bellhop realizes that he wont be able to split $5 amongst 3 men. so, he decides to keep $2 and give each man $1.

ok, now i'll break it down... each man ended up paying $9 after the rebate. the bellhop kept $2. $9 times 3 men = $27 and the bellhop has $2. where did the last dollar go?
30 dollars divided by 3 rooms = 10 dollars per room

25/3 = 8.33 dollars per room.

Each man did not pay 9 dollars per room, they paid $8.33. Thats where the dollar is, the 33.333333 cents times 3.... It's the wording of the riddle that gets you.

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Old 18th November 2001, 04:20   #9
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You can't look at it that way and try to put it back together to give $30.

The three men paid $27 for a $25 room, not a $30 one. So it's more like (27 - 25) = 2 (the $2 that the bellhop kept), rather than trying to get (27 + 2) = 30.

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You can't look at it that way and try to put it back together to give $30.

The three men paid $27 for a $25 room, not a $30 one. So it's more like (27 - 25) = 2 (the $2 that the bellhop kept), rather than trying to get (27 + 2) = 30.
Ok.. they paid 10 per room.

Then, a 5 is brought back to them, that divides to $1.66666666 per person. so that means they each paid $8.33 for each room (10 - 1.66).

Am i right?

But the riddle has it at 27 total. 27/3 = $9 per person.

9 - 8.33 = 0.33 cents per person, times 3 = 0.99 dollars (or 1 dollar)

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25 was paid total, thats $8.33 per person.

bellhop gives them 1 each, and keeps 2. Which brings it to $9.33 per person.

9.33 times 3 = 27.99 (28 dollars), plus the 2 the bellhop kept = 30 dollars.

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it was mainly intended to make u think and waste your time... works great on dumbasses

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