Old 16th November 2003, 17:10   #1
Raz
Forum King
 
Raz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Manchester
Posts: 6,470
Small niggling annoyances.

What are the small things that irritate you when you see them but most of the time you don't care. Think, 'lifes simple pleasures' thread but opposite.

New car smell.

Sorting a bowl of cereal and finding there's no clean spoons.

When you eat chips and you get a sweaty one, you know the ones, the one that squelches when you bite it andf it's just fat. Ruins the whole thing.

Just drifting off to sleep, then all of a sudden you need to piss.

'Guesstimate'

Clearing a really hard game and all you get is a 'congratulations!!!... game over'. (think, prince of persia).

CD player batteries run out just when you're getting on the bus.

Raz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2003, 17:25   #2
marvinbarcelona
Major Dude
 
marvinbarcelona's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: m/cr, UK
Posts: 1,143
Re: Small niggling annoyances.

Quote:
Originally posted by Raz
...CD player batteries run out just when you're getting on the bus.

*shiver*

It's been said that I could start an arguement in an empty room.....I see no reason to disbelieve this.
marvinbarcelona is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2003, 17:28   #3
ShyShy
Amazon Bush Woman
Forum Queen
 
ShyShy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Sticks, Queensland
Posts: 8,066
When someone doesn't bother to finish off that last gulp of juice/milk in the jug and puts it back in the fridge.
ShyShy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2003, 17:34   #4
mikeflca
Major Dude
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: san diego, california.
Posts: 623
Quote:
Originally posted by ShyShy
When someone doesn't bother to finish off that last gulp of juice/milk in the jug and puts it back in the fridge.
Actually, I have had that bad habit for a while....
mikeflca is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2003, 17:38   #5
tor528
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 11
Dental Hygiene. What a pain in the ass.
tor528 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2003, 17:40   #6
mikeflca
Major Dude
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: san diego, california.
Posts: 623
To be honest, one of the biggest bitches in life is when you manage to clog the tiolet with a very small piece of poop.
mikeflca is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2003, 17:42   #7
tor528
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 11
...And the toilet overflows, and everyone thinks you're some sort of huge-shitting toiletpaper-wasting freak.
tor528 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2003, 18:09   #8
sgtfuzzbubble011
 
sgtfuzzbubble011's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 60,814
People that habitually neglect using their turn signals. They're there for a fucking reason, people!
sgtfuzzbubble011 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2003, 18:33   #9
NJK
Forum Frisian
 
NJK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: a real Frisian hometown
Posts: 14,542
people driving 25 in a 35mph zone( old couples, grandma can't drive but keeps telling grandpa he's speeding)

Darkwave radio 24/7 --
-----------------------------------
Each Thursday a new show on Celtica Radio with Darkwave music.
NJK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2003, 18:56   #10
Raz
Forum King
 
Raz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Manchester
Posts: 6,470
CD player skipping

Raz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2003, 21:21   #11
WomanOfHeart
Major Dudette
 
WomanOfHeart's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Somewhere no one can find me...in my own head.
Posts: 978
People who won't let you merge into traffic during rush hour. The traffic is already stop and go! Is not letting me ease in front of your really going to make that much of a difference for you?

WomanOfHeart is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16th November 2003, 22:32   #12
ElChevelle
Moderator Alumni
 
ElChevelle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: the MANCANNON!
Posts: 22,462
Girls who fail to stare at my crotch.
ElChevelle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th November 2003, 01:02   #13
Tarron_D
Major Dude
 
Tarron_D's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Bensenville, Illinois. (Chicago Suburb.)
Posts: 501
Quote:
Originally posted by ShyShy
When someone doesn't bother to finish off that last gulp of juice/milk in the jug and puts it back in the fridge.
Even worse: Someone empties the carton, and still puts it back in the refrigerator. You go in for some orange juice and the goddamn thing is empty!

"If everything I didn't give a shit about died, the only thing that would be left would be me, my dick, and maybe some pizza!" -Two (Visit www.ranting-gryphon.com, it rocks.)
Tarron_D is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th November 2003, 01:10   #14
DrKillPatient
Member
 
DrKillPatient's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 84
I HATE!!! when I find someone moved my KY jelly. It makes me think? What did they use it for? What did they touch before they reached for MY jelly?

NO ONE TOUCHES MY JELLY!!!! AURGH!!!!
DrKillPatient is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th November 2003, 05:59   #15
White Raven
Little Winged One
 
White Raven's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Canada, now UK
Posts: 4,156
Yes, the battery thing SUCKS. I know, because I swear my CD player is like an extended piece of my body now, I ALWAYS have it with me...

When your mother orders 3 pizzas, two really fucking gross kinds that you absolutely hate, and 1 of the kind you like. You eat maybe 4 pieces, then go to bed...
Next morning, you open the fridge to pack your lunch and are really counting on some cold pizza, and open the pizza box...
And your mother has managed to fucking eat, in 1 night, the rest of YOUR entire LARGE pizza, and half of her own fucking box of nasty shit, which is precisely the kind you fucking hate and will never eat!! I BLOODY WELL HATE THAT!!!!

CD/DVD's not right side up in their cases. *Eye twitches*

PEOPLE WHO CHEW WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPEN, FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, SHUT YOUR TRAP AND EAT PROPERLY!

People who think they know absolutely everything about Japanese and say they're 'otakus' and claim to speak Japanese, when all they do is run around overusing the same 3 words, 'baka' 'kawaii' and '-san/kun/sama' Then when you correct them on something Japanese, they flip out and never speak to you again, even though you were fucking right all along.
Bastards.

When you take a sip of orange juice and all the pulp has gone to the botton and it looks real gross.

When you forget your motherfucking keys, make the hour trip home from school, and can FUCKING SEE THEM ON THE BLOODY COUNTERTOP THROUGH THE LOCKED SLIDING GLASS DOOR, and it's pissing down rain, and it's freezing, and your coat and gloves are wet, and you have a cold, and you have to go pee, and you're hungry.

Overpriced shit. Claire's is a big rip-off! I went there to find a new wallet (Desperately needed one) and they were all $11+ BITCH!! I bought a fifteen dollar wallet that's blue corduroy and has hello kitty on it, it's pretty cool mind you, BUT FIFTEEN DOLLARS??? FUCKING THEIVES!

Advertisements where the chicks orgasm. What the hell? What is that commercial advertising anyway? Some kind of shampoo? I used that shampoo, and I didn't come in the shower, and no monkeys and cockatoos started talking. I want my money back.

just as feathery as ever
White Raven is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th November 2003, 06:57   #16
Raz
Forum King
 
Raz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Manchester
Posts: 6,470
Hahahahahahaha.

That is all.

edit:
ok it isn't all

Definately agree about the keys.

But balancing an empty coke can on a fence, throwing stones at it and hitting it first time is satisfying.

Chirstmas tv adverts.
Basically add a christmas tree, a cheap song in the background (usually 'i wish it could be christmas, every day' because that's oh so fashionable) and add 'this christmas at [name of shitty company]' on the end of the dialogue.

Doll adverts (scary)

People who carry mirrors around with them

When you wait an hour for a bus in the cold and it's full/just drives past for no apparent reason

When you lie awake in bed, really tired, knowing that you have to be up early the next day, but you just can't go to sleep. And you don't want to get up becase you're so tired. But sleep won't come. Damn you insomnia, making me post at half 7 in the morning and all...

edit 2:

And that damn singing fish plaque.

I HATE THAT FISH!


Last edited by Raz; 17th November 2003 at 07:19.
Raz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th November 2003, 12:17   #17
lil vixen
Major Dudette
 
lil vixen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Between here and there.
Posts: 826
Send a message via ICQ to lil vixen Send a message via AIM to lil vixen Send a message via Yahoo to lil vixen
When the guys in my house leave the toiiet seat up, or miss when they pee and its every where but in.
I hate when people chew with their mouth open. damn chewin' cows.

People who slam on their breaks for no reason at all.

Oh yea this one gets me all the time at home. Taking off their shoes and leaving them in the middle of the room. ARGHHH!

I've been c0rrupted in a world of make.believe.
-suzy-
lil vixen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th November 2003, 15:34   #18
Bilbo Baggins
Wind Chime of the Apocalypse
 
Bilbo Baggins's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: The Forest
Posts: 17,231
Girls who leave the toilet seat down.
Bilbo Baggins is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th November 2003, 16:05   #19
s1138
Alumni?
 
s1138's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: joja
Posts: 6,936
Send a message via ICQ to s1138 Send a message via AIM to s1138 Send a message via Yahoo to s1138
i agree with everything you all have said
how about when driving, and traffic is slowing, cause a lane is closing..and some fucker comes speeding up the lane till right before it closes, then cuts over causes everyone else to have to stop..

stupid IT people at school who dont know anything.

s1138 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th November 2003, 16:36   #20
Rellik
Major Dude
 
Rellik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: localhost
Posts: 1,099
Heh, I knew the toilet seat argument would come up

@Raz: that bed sleep thing I agree 100%

Waking up in the morning with a slight headache and thinking "oh i'll just sleep it away" and it doesn't go away or it gets worse, and you end up oversleeping in the process. :grr:
Rellik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th November 2003, 22:15   #21
horse-fly
Account Closed
 
horse-fly's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 2,360
long post.....























































i don't like them much
































nope, i don't
horse-fly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17th November 2003, 22:46   #22
ShyShy
Amazon Bush Woman
Forum Queen
 
ShyShy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Sticks, Queensland
Posts: 8,066
Quote:
Originally posted by Horse-Fly
long post.....

i don't like them much

nope, i don't

Sorry, easily amused.
ShyShy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18th November 2003, 01:10   #23
ElChevelle
Moderator Alumni
 
ElChevelle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: the MANCANNON!
Posts: 22,462
I've posted this before but it relates to the last gulp thing:
We once went to lunch at Pizza Hut when I worked for Kodak.
We ended up taking a whole pizza with us back to work and had plans of eating it at last break. I put it in the break room refridge but upon returning for last break, some asshole had eaten the whole thing leaving the tiniest slice as if to say "eat me"
I was more pissed than if they'd eaten the whole thing.
ElChevelle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18th November 2003, 01:33   #24
sgtfuzzbubble011
 
sgtfuzzbubble011's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Posts: 60,814
I would have gotten that thing dusted for finger prints and/or DNA samples to find out who the sorry fucker was... then I'd take that last little slice of pizza, and shove it up his ass.
sgtfuzzbubble011 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18th November 2003, 02:28   #25
ElChevelle
Moderator Alumni
 
ElChevelle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: the MANCANNON!
Posts: 22,462
I sure as hell wasn't going to eat it.
ElChevelle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18th November 2003, 13:45   #26
Raz
Forum King
 
Raz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Manchester
Posts: 6,470
Buttons where zips should be on jeans.

Raz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18th November 2003, 20:02   #27
c2R
Stereotype?
(Forum King)
 
c2R's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Ware, England
Posts: 3,511
I always am annoyed when I buy a mini cheesecake from Tescos and there's no spoon. Even though it says it's got one inside it on the box. Argh!
c2R is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18th November 2003, 21:05   #28
ShyShy
Amazon Bush Woman
Forum Queen
 
ShyShy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Sticks, Queensland
Posts: 8,066
When someone drinks your last beer and not bothering to tell you. "And then they were banished to hell, for like, a really, really long time and stuff."
ShyShy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18th November 2003, 21:32   #29
DragonSon
Fears the boots
Forum King
 
DragonSon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 3,445
When you get this really annoying customer who takes fucking forever to decide if they want a pound or three quarters of a pound of flounder. As Garfield says, "They should be drug out in the street and shot."
DragonSon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18th November 2003, 21:38   #30
horse-fly
Account Closed
 
horse-fly's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Posts: 2,360
Quote:
Originally posted by Raz
Buttons where zips should be on jeans.
that makes those times when you need to pee now reaaly annoying
horse-fly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18th November 2003, 22:49   #31
Raz
Forum King
 
Raz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Manchester
Posts: 6,470
Doing the little dance, which makes it harder to unbutton them. End up unbuttoning the top button and ripping them open quickly.

Raz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19th November 2003, 03:39   #32
Fickle
Butterknife of Justice
(Forum King)
 
Fickle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Behind you.
Posts: 5,503
People from AA that jam thier literature and "You have a disease" bullshit down my throat when I have a beer. A Beer. Whether it's true or not, you being a complete asshole in my face about it isn't going to make me care. It's going to earn you a punch in the fucking eye.
Atheists and Christians that Try to turn me over to thier beliefs with stunningly predictable conversation.
Communists who turn every conversation into a political example. "Look asshole, I don't care what philosopher you follow, let me finish my goddamn drink! And you, AA boy, shut the fuck up."

Go read a book without pictures
pabook? | Look, a blog! | Buy Stuff I Wrote
Fickle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19th November 2003, 03:45   #33
ShyShy
Amazon Bush Woman
Forum Queen
 
ShyShy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Sticks, Queensland
Posts: 8,066
Brain farts. THOSE are annoying cause they happen all too often with me.
ShyShy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19th November 2003, 03:52   #34
Rellik
Major Dude
 
Rellik's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: localhost
Posts: 1,099
no kidding, especially when you are trying to remember some silly bit of trivia and it just bugs you and bugs you until it either hits you minutes later or you end up researching it.

especially problematic when you are trying to remember something when talking to someone.
Rellik is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19th November 2003, 15:21   #35
Raz
Forum King
 
Raz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Manchester
Posts: 6,470
Then when you get it you don't believe it and it bugs you again.

Raz is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21st November 2003, 00:36   #36
Huehuetenango
Forum King
 
Join Date: Dec 2000
Posts: 2,546
Quote:
Originally posted by lil vixen
Oh yea this one gets me all the time at home. Taking off their shoes and leaving them in the middle of the room. ARGHHH!
vixen, guess where my shoes are sitting RIGHT NOW
ahahahahahahahaha
Huehuetenango is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 21st November 2003, 18:09   #37
xzxzzx
Forum King
 
xzxzzx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 7,267
The fact that if you're fixing something, if you think you're done, there's always one more thing wrong...

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base
The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life.
xzxzzx is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 22nd November 2003, 03:21   #38
ShyShy
Amazon Bush Woman
Forum Queen
 
ShyShy's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Sticks, Queensland
Posts: 8,066
Quote:
Originally posted by xzxzzx
The fact that if you're fixing something, if you think you're done, there's always one more thing wrong...

Here's a twist on that... when you're putting something together and you can't find that final bolt/screw/whatever.

Also, cold french fries. That sucks.
ShyShy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 22nd November 2003, 07:05   #39
d0rk
I contribute nothing.
(Forum King)
 
d0rk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio
Posts: 3,030
2 words;

Stupid People.

I came for the hatred.
I stayed for the ballbag.
d0rk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 22nd November 2003, 07:29   #40
WhiteRayven
Major Dude
 
WhiteRayven's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 682
n00bs, people who cut me off in traffic, or those assholes that wont pull over and get out of my way when I am going faster than they are.

Windows crashing, Microsoft. Profs that give you 2 weeks for an assignment, but wait a week before they post it on the web page.

Why make something idiot proof?? Someone will only make a better idiot!
WhiteRayven is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Go Back   Winamp & SHOUTcast Forums > Community Center > The Bitchlist

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump