Old 24th December 2003, 16:06   #121
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You have trouble opening the condom, but it's "too late"...

"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
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Old 24th December 2003, 16:17   #122
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When you go from having a T1 at your disposal to a slow-ass cable connection.

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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Old 25th December 2003, 12:55   #123
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When you have your wet long hair all put up neatly in a towel and then it suddenly falls down and slaps your back which is all wet and cold after that and scares you to death because you didn't see it coming!

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Old 25th December 2003, 15:29   #124
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When you have your wet long hair all put up neatly in a towel and then it suddenly falls down and slaps your back which is all wet and cold after that and scares you to death because you didn't see it coming!

Mia

....what good thought at 10:30 AM....

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Old 25th December 2003, 17:03   #125
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When you're dozing back to sleep in your bed and some cunt stands directly outside your door talking on a phone loudly and obnoxiously.

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Old 26th December 2003, 05:55   #126
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they're not even nice, they're greasy and too salty, but i can't stop eating.

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Old 26th December 2003, 12:57   #127
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I'm listen to The Eels, Susans house. The twat upstairs has decided that Boxing Day is going to be Jungle Day. Nah wot Ah mean? Innit. Ever-one in da ouse say BO!

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Old 26th December 2003, 13:44   #128
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....what good thought at 10:30 AM....
What? me being scared to death is a good thought?

I really need bigger towels...

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Old 26th December 2003, 14:11   #129
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I HATE when people post messages like this:

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I hate that too.
Especially when you are trying to Google Groups something and you find a "RE: important message talking about exactly what you want" and the entire text of the reply is, "Yeah I have that problem too".
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Old 26th December 2003, 14:36   #130
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Old 26th December 2003, 16:11   #131
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You're so right to disagree, Bilbo.

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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Old 26th December 2003, 19:38   #132
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Old 9th January 2004, 19:14   #133
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1. Not being able to delete the 'xerox' directoy in Program Files
2. Not being able to get rid of moviemaker.

I GUESS they don't hurt anything just sitting there but damnit I would cut my arm off to get 'em off!

They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, if you play it forwards it installs Windows.
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Old 9th January 2004, 19:43   #134
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When you need to do something between a certain time. And it's about 4 hours before that time, and you really need to go to sleep.

Damn my infernal sleep pattern.

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I hate it when school isn't closed, even when there are hazardous winter conditions outside...

Oh sure, dispite all the snow and icy roads, it seemed to be only Jefferson Public County Schools still say it's safe to come out to school, when pretty much everyone around the general Louisville area are on delays and closers! They say it's all safe until there are 3 SCHOOL BUS CRASHES! Even more when 1 OF THEM WAS SUPPOSIVLY FATAL!

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Old 9th January 2004, 20:57   #136
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Then don't go.

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Because i like living...'

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Old 9th January 2004, 21:02   #137
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Then don't go.
"I don't really feel like having my skull crushed when my bus crashes, thanks!"

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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Old 9th January 2004, 21:50   #138
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I don't ride the cheese wagon...

"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
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Old 23rd January 2004, 14:39   #139
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People who don't know what the print screen button does.

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Old 23rd January 2004, 18:58   #140
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I don't ride the cheese wagon...
What is the cheese wagon?
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Old 23rd January 2004, 19:31   #141
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What is the cheese wagon?
According to my dad, that's what my older sister called school busses when she was younger...

"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
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Old 27th January 2004, 07:17   #142
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when ya gotta fart REAL bad, REAL BAD***, but its bordering on nasty squeaker or a bunch of shit starting to puddle beside your shoe...
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Old 27th January 2004, 20:06   #143
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when ya gotta fart REAL bad, REAL BAD***, but its bordering on nasty squeaker or a bunch of shit starting to puddle beside your shoe...
Ever have a shart?

"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
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Old 28th January 2004, 01:42   #144
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My dog did. On one of my shirts. In my bedroom.
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Old 30th January 2004, 17:57   #145
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Teenagers ... just put them all in boot camp , little jail bate mothercluckers..
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Old 30th January 2004, 22:37   #146
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Two lanes of bumper to bumper traffic. The left one is stopped because someone at the front of the line is waiting for oncoming traffic to clear so they can make a left turn.

The irritation is people in left-hand line with their right turn signals on, expecting to be let into the moving right-hand lane.

"Oh yes, you're so important that I'll stop all the traffic in the only lane that is moving just so you can get out and go along your merry way."

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pringles

they're not even nice, they're greasy and too salty, but i can't stop eating.
Once you pop, you can't stop.


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Old 11th September 2005, 08:58   #148
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When someone resurrects an extremely old topic.
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Old 11th September 2005, 12:37   #149
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Damn, I aparently killed this thread for almost 1 year, 7 and a half months...

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Old 14th September 2005, 00:02   #151
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When the ol' lady puts an oversized toilet seat "fuzzy" cover on the toilet, and you're trying to take a leak, and the lid falls, because because it will no longer stay up because of the "fuzzy" cover.

Then cleaning pee off the wall. Then the argument about "fuzzy toilet seat covers".

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Old 16th September 2005, 03:07   #152
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When some bastard in a huge SUV comes up and fills their tank for about 120 dollars, then comes in and bitches at me about it. When I point out that SUVs guzzle gas, they respond with 'yeah but they're safer on the highway so that's why I bought it.' When I respond that most SUVs are in fact naturally top-heavy when nearly empty because they're designed to carry a lot of weight and in fact are more liable to flip over in an accident than many other cars, they go silent and leave without saying thank you.

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Old 16th September 2005, 03:47   #153
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That's because they're stuck-up snobs with more dollars than sense. (That sounds better than it reads.)
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Old 16th September 2005, 11:41   #154
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Old 16th September 2005, 23:30   #155
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When some bastard in a huge SUV comes up and fills their tank for about 120 dollars
All I had was about $5 to fill up barely 2 gallons in my tank...Rich fuck-ups...

"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
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Old 17th September 2005, 03:05   #156
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Old 17th September 2005, 20:47   #157
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Those fat, loud chicks who travel in herds that all wear white and pink terrycloth clothing and skirts way too tight for them. They don't laugh, but it's this spitting bray of an ass that comes out like a malformed giggle.

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Old 22nd September 2005, 18:36   #158
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Chavs.

When Windows uses 100% CPU for about 2 minutes for no apparent reason when all I did was try to open Notepad or press CTRL +C.

Getting a sweaty back after cycling with my rucksack on, taking it off to put something in it and then having to put it on again - it's horrible.
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The expression 'Hey Kids!' on the backs of cereal boxes.
I don't know why.
It just always got to me.

It's everywhere, on TV, books, signs, fuck.
Hey, Kids! He, les enfents!
I'm sure the Quebecois really enjoy being referred to as 'the babies,' kind of like how I like being referred to as a goat's offspring.

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ok small list

no cerial or bread left in the morning

getting denied alchohol when your 18 (yes im in the UK)

getting balmed for things you havent done

rumours going round your friends thats they belive

best friends gilfriends

girlfriends

batteries (alltogeather)

Counter Strike Source Hackers

pop/electro/dance music

Teachers

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Family

Stubbing your toe in the dark

getting told off for when you shout sh*t when stubbing your toe in the dark

girls with hairy top lips

playstations

being skint

head chef (my boss)

Chavs (BIG ONE)

cyclists on the footpaths

hangovers

headaches wich hang around your ears

lighters that dont work

anime cartoons

mcdonalds sandwiches never look like they do in the adverts

chips in the finish on your shiney guitar

losing all your photos and music when you have to re-install windows

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