This one wasn't quite breaking news, but it is an odd one. There was a serious injury crash on I-84 here in Portland. Both drivers were drunk. Which one of them was going the wrong way on the on ramp? The cops aren't sure.
Does it really matter? Both drivers were driving drunk - it's just a matter of luck that they happened to run into each other and not mow down some poor bastard on a motorbike or whatever. Book em both, and take their licences away.