Old 26th January 2006, 17:37   #1
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My fanbase just continues to grow
I got this e-mail from some strangely strange stranger:

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i have seen your PICture on line you arevery cute
add me to msn,messenger my is natllylovesyou
we will have a great time
No attachments, no data

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Old 26th January 2006, 18:41   #2
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Old 26th January 2006, 18:44   #3
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Old 26th January 2006, 18:53   #4
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who is this bilbo?

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Old 26th January 2006, 19:00   #5
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Pshaw!

Who is this Bilbo?
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Old 26th January 2006, 19:32   #6
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OMG you do not know 'the bilbo'

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Old 26th January 2006, 19:40   #7
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Old 26th January 2006, 19:40   #8
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Old 26th January 2006, 19:42   #9
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Old 26th January 2006, 20:11   #10
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Old 26th January 2006, 20:16   #11
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Re: Fan Clubs

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My fanbase just continues to grow
I got this e-mail from some strangely strange stranger:

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hi
i have seen your PICture on line you arevery cute
add me to msn,messenger my is natllylovesyou
we will have a great time

What language is that? Do they know English?

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Old 26th January 2006, 20:27   #12
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Do they know English?
It looks like they don't. Or at least not the same English I know.
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Old 26th January 2006, 21:03   #13
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What language is that? Do they know English? [/B][/QUOTE] Why do you mock people that talk different languages? Do you believe that there is One True Language and all others are inferior?

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Do you believe that there is One True Language and all others are inferior?
That is correct. English will swallow all other languages into its orgy of nonstandard grammar and weird-ass spelling.

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Old 26th January 2006, 22:50   #15
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Old 27th January 2006, 13:41   #16
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seriously i dont know bilbo

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Old 27th January 2006, 15:40   #17
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Old 27th January 2006, 15:47   #18
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What language is that? Do they know English?
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Old 28th January 2006, 12:58   #19
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Old 28th January 2006, 14:55   #20
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Old 28th January 2006, 16:32   #21
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My life was a vacuum, a desert, a vast howling wasteland.

Then, I met the Bilbo.

Now, I am the President of a multi-national corporation and do verrrry well with all the ladies. I even own an automobile.

Bilbo. Get to know him. He made a difference in my life, please let him into yours.












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Old 30th January 2006, 13:04   #22
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Why do you mock people that talk different languages? Do you believe that there is One True Language and all others are inferior?
I'm not mocking anyone who hasn't mastered English. But I doubt that's from a person whose first languange isn't English.

A person outside an English-speaking country should add to their initial e-mail or message "I don't have good English", or something to that effect. Just as I would convey in an email to a person in Milan that Italian isn't my primary languange, for instance.

However, I will openly mock anyone who is either 15 or older (with no learning disability) who hasn't grasped any sense of grammar, or who has learned grammar but thinks it's "cool" to write that way.


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Old 30th January 2006, 13:59   #23
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who is this bilbo?
Seriously??

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Old 30th January 2006, 15:06   #24
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However, I will openly mock anyone who is either 15 or older (with no learning disability) who hasn't grasped any sense of grammar, or who has learned grammar but thinks it's "cool" to write that way.
As will I!
If you're posting in that manner here, you should have your ass in school and NOT in here.
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Old 31st January 2006, 10:07   #26
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hey well, if she's cute then what are you complaining about

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Old 31st January 2006, 17:57   #27
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To know him is to have a crush on him

Mia
Wait...I know him and I don't have a crush on him.





...or do I?


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Old 31st January 2006, 18:01   #28
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I want to make a joke about "get your crush on" but I dont think its appropriate somehow.
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