Old 2nd April 2007, 23:57   #1
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Porsche Minivan

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Old 3rd April 2007, 00:51   #2
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Old 3rd April 2007, 03:12   #3
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Funnily enough, that would fit right in with the rest of their lineup of crappy looking vehicles.
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Old 3rd April 2007, 04:03   #4
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/me smells an April Fool's joke. Anyone read the article?
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<insert joke about thinking thats shooped by the pixels being messed up and having seen quite a few shoops in my day>
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Old 3rd April 2007, 05:50   #6
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APRIL FOOLS!!!

I can't believe none of you saw this.




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Old 3rd April 2007, 06:42   #7
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It's not so far removed from the porsche 4x4 however..

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Old 3rd April 2007, 07:52   #8
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Obvious photoshop anyway, nobody could believe it.

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Old 3rd April 2007, 12:23   #9
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Toast is right, The pixels gave it away.
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Old 3rd April 2007, 16:51   #10
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Funnily enough, that would fit right in with the rest of their lineup of crappy looking vehicles.
Hey, that Cayenne is quite nice imho. I saw a nice one at the motorshow in Essen (DE) last year (shame of the striping/ads though):

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Old 3rd April 2007, 17:18   #11
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I like the facelifted version (2008) better already:

http://www.roadfly.com/magazine/18/p...py_photos.html

looks much smoother

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Old 3rd April 2007, 17:36   #12
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There both hideous...

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Old 3rd April 2007, 18:03   #13
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Ah come on, Vie! You Brits will always say that, because deep inside you are Range Rover fans
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Old 3rd April 2007, 18:18   #14
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No, we say it because taking the front end styling of the 911 and sticking it onto a softroader body (That looks WORSE than the Hyundai one) dose not make a nice looking car.

In technical terms its a masterpiece, in terms of styling its a Monkfish.

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Old 3rd April 2007, 18:36   #15
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Old 3rd April 2007, 19:12   #16
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Ah come on, Vie! You Brits will always say that, because deep inside you are Range Rover fans
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Thank god it was a joke; god that was ugly. But I bet someone would buy it.
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Old 6th April 2007, 10:06   #18
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Thank god it was a joke; god that was ugly. But I bet someone would buy it.
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In technical terms its a masterpiece, in terms of styling its a Monkfish.
I agree with this hilarious stement.

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Funnily enough, that would fit right in with the rest of their lineup of crappy looking vehicles.
Oh man, this vehicle just screams spoiled yuppie soccer mom bitch. But look, them trading in the death star or rolling road block minivan they are driving now is cool.

It hastens the trip of the minivan to the crusher, that can only be good.
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Old 7th April 2007, 13:15   #22
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It looks like something out of that Pixar film, Cars. It looks like it's smiling.
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Old 7th April 2007, 13:47   #23
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I'd smile too, if someone would give that kinda money for my ass.

I'll bet it would be a kick to drive. 250hp turbo should make for peppy acceleration.
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I'd love to see it smile after I bail out, driving it off a cliff.
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Old 7th April 2007, 13:54   #25
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Surely it would be better to get peppy acceleration with a Porsche 911 instead of a minivan. Probably cost about the same too and you won't get nine kids screaming and messing up the upholstery.
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