Old 12th October 2002, 04:05   #1
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Old 12th October 2002, 04:10   #2
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Old 12th October 2002, 04:14   #3
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Old 12th October 2002, 04:21   #5
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Old 12th October 2002, 04:22   #6
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Old 12th October 2002, 05:55   #7
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Old 12th October 2002, 07:31   #9
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Old 12th October 2002, 19:11   #11
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Old 13th October 2002, 04:57   #14
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Old 13th October 2002, 23:34   #15
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Old 14th October 2002, 05:51   #17
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Old 14th October 2002, 11:01   #18
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Old 14th October 2002, 21:42   #22
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Old 15th October 2002, 00:59   #25
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Old 15th October 2002, 10:42   #27
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Old 15th October 2002, 14:57   #28
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Old 15th October 2002, 22:27   #30
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When you look at the guy in the next urinal and you realize he's not about to zip his pants up just yet...

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Old 16th October 2002, 00:52   #32
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Well at least you can't get pregnant if your a guy, so there is no long term effects of your recent ass raping. Exept maybe a week of ass tenderness.

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Old 16th October 2002, 02:23   #34
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...and your the only 2 people in the room and its 1:00am...

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Old 16th October 2002, 03:27   #36
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Old 16th October 2002, 04:13   #37
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*Shudder* is right, though im sure many a person would bless such a situation... but the rest of us can shudder.

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