Old 21st September 2003, 15:21   #241
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Old 21st September 2003, 16:41   #242
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that's the question.

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Old 21st September 2003, 22:52   #243
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u get a legal notice from the RIAA
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Old 22nd September 2003, 00:16   #244
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when 007 asks where.

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Old 22nd September 2003, 01:35   #245
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ur standing outside on the football field wearing the gayest stupid marching band uniform, playing music that u were supposed to memorize but didn't, its halftime on the homecoming game, your school is losing 42 nothing and u just went about ten steps too far and you're all alone because u went where u weren't supposed to.

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Old 22nd September 2003, 20:12   #246
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As a condition of my probation(the first time) i agreed not to release any information pertaining to the forced sodomazation by the bovine policewoman(for lack of a more forum pleasing term)
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Old 22nd September 2003, 22:04   #247
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Old 23rd September 2003, 00:36   #248
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That was just bad, s1138. Bad.

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Old 23rd September 2003, 08:27   #249
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when you go camping hours away from a store and realize that those leaves are actually posin ivy...

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Old 23rd September 2003, 21:24   #250
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Yes, poison ivy == bad, particularly when camping.

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Old 23rd September 2003, 21:31   #251
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You know people around me are fucked when I've run out of coffee.
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Old 24th September 2003, 04:40   #252
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I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL!

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Old 24th September 2003, 07:52   #253
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starbucks coffee costs too much and tastes shitty shitty.

seattles best is better. are that lil shop ,moring star coffee, down the road with hella cheap coffee thats hella good.

try drinking straight black and see if you still like coffee :P

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Old 24th September 2003, 09:18   #254
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Old 24th September 2003, 21:33   #255
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Yeah there is better and cheaper coffee than Starbucks. I love those tiny donut shops that serve coffee. I'm a big fan of Coffee in the morning with donuts on the side.
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Yeah dunkin doughnuts actually has some pretty good coffee that goes great with their doughnuts. Not enough love is going to Dunkin anymore

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I discovered Dunkin's houseblend when I lived in Florida (go figure). Good stuff. Hmm, maybe I can get the ex to send me some.
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... you realize no one cares about derailing the thread.

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Old 27th September 2003, 02:21   #259
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Sorry xzxzzx back on subject

... the bill collector doesn't bother to even call you.
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Old 27th September 2003, 03:21   #260
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Old 27th September 2003, 17:59   #261
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...you run out of gas in the middle of nowhere

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Old 27th September 2003, 22:18   #262
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Ewww, and you live in Texas don't you, hgnis? That's one hell of a nowhere to run out of gas. I've had my clutch go out in this POS I used to have about 25 miles out of town on a backroad.
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Old 28th September 2003, 06:57   #263
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...your ass feels like its just been ripped wide open

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Old 28th September 2003, 20:15   #264
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Old 28th September 2003, 21:00   #265
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Old 29th September 2003, 18:59   #267
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you start snoring while the boss is talking in a team meeting.

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Old 29th September 2003, 22:00   #268
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you start snoring while the HEALTH INSPECTOR is giving a meeting
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When your mom tells you that the rugrat acts just like you when you were her age.

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..when you find a chicken foot in the vegetarian pizza you are eating.

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Old 4th October 2003, 06:36   #271
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Old 4th October 2003, 15:49   #274
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when you call Officer C. a "Ni...". True story, happened this morning to a friend(the officer) of mine.
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Officer C. calls for back-up and pulls out a phone book
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Heh, the reason the moron never did finish saying the "N" word was because he was laying on the ground out cold with a dislocated jaw. And before you yell "police brutality", Officer C had responded to a call that the moron was beating the crap out of his girlfriend at some rest stop. Officer C does not like domestic violence.
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when going at 100 you hear that oh so lovely siren behind you and the speaker voice saying pull over.

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