Old 7th October 2003, 22:50   #281
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Old 8th October 2003, 05:52   #282
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... if you just floor it and dont look behind you, just keep on going so they cant get your license plate your speeding through neighborhoods and they block you in because they know the area better than you
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Old 8th October 2003, 05:56   #283
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then you suddenly realize that you still have the 4 ounces of kb in your console...
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Old 8th October 2003, 06:13   #284
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Old 8th October 2003, 13:28   #285
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you know your fucked when your at work and there is a hot ass girl walking past you and you accidently say something about her ass just a little too loud and she hears you.. she is the senior account executive...
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Old 8th October 2003, 16:07   #286
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Damn, I'm in the wrong job mrD7.

....when you get a letter from HR saying you need to go to "charm school"

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Old 8th October 2003, 20:32   #287
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When yer boss says you are no longer allowed to go to HR because she keeps getting complains
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Old 12th October 2003, 00:24   #288
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...when charm school doesn't help.

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Old 12th October 2003, 01:45   #289
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you tell your boss your to weak and ill to go to work and they find u l8r that day trying to win a high score in a Dance Dance Revolution arcade game at the mall.
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Old 12th October 2003, 06:07   #290
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ahaha that has happend to me before.. but i was driving to a girls house to go swimming.. and i ended up being right next to my boss at a redlight! oh god it was hard to try and explain that one lmao....



you know your fucked when you get sandwiched from all the traffic.. on the 2 sets of railroad tracks... and the gates close leaving you in the middle and the two trains is headed right for you...
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Old 26th October 2003, 20:20   #291
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...Chev becomes mod.

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Old 26th October 2003, 20:24   #292
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Old 31st October 2003, 03:44   #293
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Old 3rd November 2003, 02:01   #294
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Speaking from experience eh dax?

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Old 3rd November 2003, 03:27   #295
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That's low d0rk, just low.
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..your girl's lying near-comatose next to you, panting, barely able to move. Naked. Yup. (Soz if it's been done. =))

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..ShyShy happens upon a certain thread in GD. Crap. =D hehe

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...when you're name's iomegajaz|hugh..
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Old 3rd November 2003, 04:27   #299
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Touché

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Old 3rd November 2003, 04:33   #300
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... she decides to draw out the punishment....
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Old 3rd November 2003, 04:35   #302
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I don't know if that's exactly a bad thing there jaz...
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Old 3rd November 2003, 04:38   #304
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Well, maybe he's not into the same things I am..
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Old 3rd November 2003, 04:52   #306
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..when a certain l'il lady is under the impression that she's won..

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ooooooooo.........Sounds like fighting words to me..
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..when a certain l'il lady is under the impression that she's won..

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Seems like this one's going to ShyShy jaz...
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hehehhe...guess everybody knows where that came from

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Old 15th November 2003, 17:28   #313
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Old 16th November 2003, 03:26   #316
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Old 24th November 2003, 03:55   #317
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....you realise a post is going to come out your ass when you're taking a crap.

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...and the paper just ran out.

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Old 24th November 2003, 04:58   #320
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You know you're fucked when you have nothin beter to do with your time than to sit in front of you computer, constantly checking your email to see if any one has responded to you posts on the winamp forums.

Why make something idiot proof?? Someone will only make a better idiot!
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