Old 27th March 2005, 04:03   #1
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Are blowjobs just a tease?

Ok i've had tons of them over the years, and in every instance the girl always stops about 1/2 through to my orgasm, and I have to finish myself off with full on sex.

So I guess my question is for all the cocksuckers out there, male and female, is there ever any intention of sucking a guy off all the way, or is it just a tease to get them to do what you really want? (i.e. butt nekkid sweaty slappin body sex)
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Old 27th March 2005, 04:04   #2
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So I guess my question is for all the cocksuckers out there, ..
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Old 27th March 2005, 04:07   #3
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Old 27th March 2005, 04:11   #4
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Re: Are blowjobs just a tease?

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So I guess my question is for all the cocksuckers out there, male...
Your results are gonna get skewed if you ask a gay guy a question on blowjobs...

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Old 27th March 2005, 04:13   #5
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a little of column a and a little of column b I think. I used to date a girl that gave a killer BJ. She remains one of my favorite Girls That I've Gotten To Know.

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Old 27th March 2005, 06:00   #6
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Old 27th March 2005, 10:53   #7
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Old 27th March 2005, 13:49   #8
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Well, a BJ's good for most guys. I wouldn't give a semi-BJ
just to get a guy hard...If ya' don't arrive "up" for the party, well, too bad. But, let's not look at this one sided.
Good Ol' 69 is good for everyone; but nothing beats getting pounded like a veal cutlet.
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Old 27th March 2005, 14:19   #9
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Old 27th March 2005, 14:46   #10
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Old 27th March 2005, 14:49   #11
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Old 27th March 2005, 15:10   #13
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Ok i've had tons of them over the years, and in every instance the girl always stops about 1/2 through to my orgasm, and I have to finish myself off with full on sex.
Lol, thanks for the info.

I have good success saying "can you give me a blow job please". If you've got a steady gf say it in the morning or early evening. With a 1 nighter, just don't let go of her head
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Old 27th March 2005, 15:29   #14
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Bah, I think they can validly form a part of foreplay.

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Old 27th March 2005, 19:16   #15
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ask the girl before she starts if it's going to be a tease or if she's going all the way.
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Old 27th March 2005, 19:55   #16
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Old 27th March 2005, 20:00   #17
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BJ's are a good part of foreplay whether it goes to full climax (for the guy) or not I sometimes see it as "first course"
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such a nice way to address someone
...all in the litteral term of what many horny people do...

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Old 27th March 2005, 21:29   #19
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It is a form of fore-play. It just an appetizer. You don’t go to a restaurant & just order the appetizer do you? Besides, both chicks & gay dudes know if they get you off you won’t get them off. "Why is that" you ask; because you a guy. After we nut (on average) we're not going to stay awake long enough to talk about the awesome BJ we just got
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After we nut (on average) we're not going to stay awake long enough to talk about the awesome BJ we just got
There are SOME guys are usually UP past their BEDTIME.
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Old 29th March 2005, 05:05   #25
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Ok i've had tons of them over the years, and in every instance the girl always stops about 1/2 through to my orgasm, and I have to finish myself off with full on sex.
Life sure does suck doesn't it?
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The cross he must bare It's like "Passions of the BJ"
By the way, Mattress you avatar looks like a guy getting a toothy blow job...ouch...by an aligator...bigger ouch...
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its a delicacy that most dont understand.
something like cavier ... its an aquired taste.

Some do it because others are.
Some do it because they think its sexy.
Some do it just to get the thing stuck at the back of their mouth to come out.

Whatever the reasons ... bj's are a voluntary act.

I like to go down on my girl, but she has a problem with doing it for me ... something about hygene.

so. is it a tease? i would think of it as icing on the cake.

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I like to go down on my girl, but she has a problem with doing it for me ... something about hygene.
I'm in the same boat with you but not as bad. My girl has no problem doing it, just sometimes she just doesn't feel like it. As for me I'm always down to go down
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man ... ur lucky ... ... I have to like dream about bj's ... because that is as close to it as I will get it from her.

the up side is that she actually said, if I really wanted a bj, i could go and pay for it ... ... and she means it.

I just have a thing with paying for something that I could have for free ... so ...

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the up side is that she actually said, if I really wanted a bj, i could go and pay for it ... ... and she means it.

I just have a thing with paying for something that I could have for free ... so ...
That would usually be called a trap.

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That would usually be called a trap.
Now why would you say that, she told me to go ... are you trying to tell me that my gf is lying to me?

How can she do that? I mean ... I like ... LOVE her ... I trust her to say the things that she means ... ...

oh woe is the man that tries to understand woman.

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What the hell has she got "against" blow jobs. I don't mean she should be out "Snowballin'" (Clerks ref) everybody; but why would she mind blowin' you?
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yup just tease.

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What the hell has she got "against" blow jobs. I don't mean she should be out "Snowballin'" (Clerks ref) everybody; but why would she mind blowin' you?
Probably has to do with the whole having-a-cock-in-your-mouth thing.

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oh woe is the man that tries to understand woman.
The key word is "TRY". We can understand women about as much as they can us. They assume that since were less complex that they understand us. Bullshit
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What the hell has she got "against" blow jobs. I don't mean she should be out "Snowballin'" (Clerks ref) everybody; but why would she mind blowin' you?
its hygene and phycologically she feels that it is ... ah ... not as clean?

I am not sure how to address this. I mean, I am ok with her not doing it, but I do like bj's .... ... I would think most man do too ... but hey, I don't think there is statistic for that.

My ex's never really had a problem with it, one of them was actually rather bold on the suggestion on where she wants to do it for me ... ... those were the good old days ... ... now a days I would just have to settle for her love for me ...



I keep saying that I should give up trying to understand woman ... but at the end I will still rake my head trying to get more sense into the matter.

Woe is the man ... yeah ... right ... been there ... done that ...

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[*Sigh*] Sucks to be you. There is worse. You could be witha girl who gives only toothy BJ's.....[*Sigh*] on it still sucks to be you.
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