Old 25th July 2006, 18:38   #41
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Old 25th July 2006, 18:39   #42
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People who feel the need to use pick up lines are usually total losers. What they actually pick up as a result can't be much better.

@mark love that one!
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Old 25th July 2006, 18:40   #43
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Old 25th July 2006, 19:07   #44
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Old 25th July 2006, 19:50   #45
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Old 25th July 2006, 19:53   #46
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/fall face down on the floor before her, on icecubes.
So, the ice is broken. Do you mind picking me up, I've fallen for you.
(only funny when you really act it out, with bruises and all)

Best one: hey, do you have anything to do this afternoon? Let's do something together

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Old 25th July 2006, 20:04   #47
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Old 25th July 2006, 20:51   #48
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a favorite of a mate of mine:

- how much does a polar bear weigh?
> i dont know how much?
- enough to break the ice. hi my name is ...


sure as hell seems like ill hear that one in popular culture as much as:

- did it hurt?
> did what hurt?
- when you fell from heaven

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Old 25th July 2006, 22:07   #49
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"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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Old 25th July 2006, 22:21   #50
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Old 26th July 2006, 01:15   #51
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Didn't we just do this like 3 weeks ago?
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Old 26th July 2006, 02:26   #52
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Old 26th July 2006, 03:08   #53
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Perfect, just perfect.

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Old 26th July 2006, 04:51   #54
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"Didn't we just do it like three weeks ago?"
wow if i were someone that actually planned what i was going to say to someone. that seems like it might actually work. if you could pull off the acting well enough that is.

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Old 26th July 2006, 05:39   #55
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"Hi" seems to work just fine.

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Old 26th July 2006, 06:19   #56
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Who needs pick up lines when you have GHB...

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Old 26th July 2006, 06:35   #57
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Then again, if I was on you, I'd be coming, too."
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Old 26th July 2006, 08:04   #58
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Who needs pick up lines when you have GHB...

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Straight up, no filler; a bottle like that is a whole lot of fun to be had.
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Old 26th July 2006, 09:22   #59
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Girl...you sooo hot that you make hell look frozen!!!
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Old 26th July 2006, 10:46   #60
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Was that you?


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Old 26th July 2006, 10:56   #61
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Who needs pick up lines when you have GHB...

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Old 26th July 2006, 21:20   #62
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I'll cook you dinner If you cook me breakfast.

"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing....

It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...."
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Old 27th July 2006, 07:01   #63
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Old 27th July 2006, 07:23   #64
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probably something along the lines of:
"hey get in the van, I got candy!"
heh.

I don't use pick up lines. If I want to talk to someone I walk up and say "Hi" it usually works.
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Old 27th July 2006, 15:33   #65
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- how much does a polar bear weigh?
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I like it!

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Old 27th July 2006, 16:18   #66
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Old 16th December 2006, 17:57   #67
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I got some more for y'all, enjoy

1. Do you work for the post office? Thought I saw you checking out my package...

2. Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!

3. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

4. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your BedRock!!

5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

6. Let nothing stand between our love...except latex

7. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

8. Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

9. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...

10. Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.
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Old 16th December 2006, 18:14   #68
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I find you very attractive. Your assertiveness tells me that you feel the same way about me. But ritual remains that we must do a series of platonic actions before we can have intercourse. Now, I'm doing that. But all I really want to do is have sex with you as soon as possible.

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me, but could we assume that I said all that? I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex?

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Old 17th December 2006, 00:54   #69
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Old 17th December 2006, 00:59   #70
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That's my cum on your shoe. We should go back to my place and clean it up.


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