Old 12th October 2000, 04:48   #1
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Use my shit, people! I'm not getting any richer...
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Old 12th October 2000, 04:52   #2
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Unfortunately, F.M. is the "black sheep" of our family.

Or should that be "brown sheep" ...
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Old 12th October 2000, 04:56   #3
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Wipe that shitty grin off your face, Sponge, I didn't raise you to practice incest!

btw I hold ALL rights to the name "Bob" in all it's forms, courtesy of Bow down to Bill who bought the Birth Registry of England for me for mother's day.
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Old 12th October 2000, 04:57   #4
Bob the Hypocrite
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Register before you post to the forums
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Old 12th October 2000, 04:59   #5
Boberta Bondar
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I am Bob's sister. I like Bob. Bob bought me a plane ticket. Bill bought me a space shuttle. I am sleeping with Bill. Bill likes me. I like Bill.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:00   #6
Bob the Palindrome
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:01   #7
Bob the Traitor
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I bought Sun Microsystems. I like Sun. I won't sell Sun. Bill doesn't like me.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:02   #8
Bob the Palindrome
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I was speechless for a moment.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:02   #9
Bob the Confused
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Bob is Bill. Bill is Bob. Then who is Billy Bo Bob?
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:03   #10
Bob the Wise
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Billy Bo Bob is Bill and Bob's love child. Billy Bo Bo loves his fathers. Bob and Bill love Billy Bo Bob.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:05   #11
Bob the Ignorant
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I hate Bill. Bill will never harm me if I hate him. Bill is powerless.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:07   #12
Robert the Formal
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You all disgust me.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:08   #13
Bob the Bob
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I am the grandpappy of all Bob's, from Bob the Wizened to Bobette the Pretty. Sherry Bobbins, Bilbo Bobbins, Bobin Williams, Lorena Bobbit, Bobby Orr, Bobica Lewinski, Bob Clinton; I raised them all.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:09   #14
Bob the Popular
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Bobert the Formal refuses to comform. Bobert will be shunned.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:12   #15
Bobba the Hutt
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I love Bill. I hate Han. Bill must live. Han must die.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:13   #16
Bobba Fatt
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Give me a twinkie, and I will solve your problem. I like twinkies. Bill likes twinkes. I like Bill.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:14   #17
Bob the Wizened
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Zzzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzz. Double Zzzzzzz.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:17   #18
Radioactive Bob
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I'm the cheesiest of the bunch.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:18   #19
Alter Ego Bob
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I'm Dick Tracy. Take that Squid Face! Now I'm Squid Face. Take that Dick Tracy! Now I'm Squid Tracy! Take that...

I am Bill. Bill is Bob. I can sing and dance. Bobby can't dance. Ou est le toilette? Where's the washroom? I'm looking for the w/c. Do you know where the loo is? I can't find the john.

Bobs don't like Johns. Bobs like Bill.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:19   #20
Bob the John
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I have a car. I like driving in my car. Will you let me drive you?
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:21   #21
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I operate heavy machinery. I drive a big truck. My nickname is John Bob the Second. I used to be a priest. Will you let me drive you?
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:29   #22
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Bob is yummuy. Yummuy is a palindrome. Bob is a palindrome. Bob can't spell. Bill can. Bill is superior to Bob. Bob is superior to the world. That makes Bill even more superior.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:31   #23
Scrumptious Yummy Bob
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I am Bob the Scrumptious Yummy Bob. My friends call me Bob the SYB for short.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:35   #24
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Everything just seems upside-down today.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:37   #25
Bob the Dyslexic
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... But nobody can tell.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:37   #26
Bobby Bbob
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And backwards. And mispeled.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:39   #27
Anrxic Bb
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I'm ft. Hlp me lse wyt pls cz I'm rly ft.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:41   #28
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I used to be a hippie. Ban the Bob.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:44   #29
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:45   #30
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It's spelt Bomb. I like my 73lb dictionary. Bill owns Oxford. Oxford published my dictionary. I like Bill.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:46   #31
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<- Hell's that a way
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:47   #32
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This is quite comical..

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Old 12th October 2000, 05:49   #33
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I used to be a Court Jester. Then I turned to Official Cheerleading.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:52   #34
Bob McBleem
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Old And Quite Bob would've enjoyed this.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:52   #35
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Tom stole my name and misused it. I don't like Tom. I like Bill. I'll sic Bill on Tom.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:53   #36
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I pity the Fool.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:53   #37
Bleemish Bob
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I have a zit. I can't spell. Bill can. Bill is my superior.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:58   #38
BobAmp 3.0
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Everyone is patiently waiting for me to appear.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:58   #39
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I had sex with my sheep. They ran away. Where are my sheep? Mother Goose will kill me. I'll get Bill to roast Mother Goose. She'd go good with cheese.
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Old 12th October 2000, 05:59   #40
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I can't sing. I can't dance. I don't get any dates. I'm too ugly. But I have a rich father!
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