Old 7th July 2004, 03:01   #1
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Since my opinion is so hard to get (clearly), I have decided to make myself available in this thread.

So go ahead. Ask, and I shall answer.

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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Old 7th July 2004, 03:04   #2
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I think your opinion is just wrong, not hard to get.

Granted, it's not always wrong, but many times you are. You are empassioned with what you stand for, and I respect it, I just disagree when it comes to things.

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Which is better? Original or Double Stuffed Oreos?
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Old 7th July 2004, 04:37   #4
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Everyone knows the double stuff are better, Shy. C'mon.
The real goodness lies in Double stuffed Chocolate Creme ones, though.

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ewww no, too much cream in double stuff's

if you have too much of either cookies or cream you throw the delicate balance of flavor off.
they have gone too far.
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Don't forget oreos that change your milk blue or the favorable holiday clad oreos.

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Old 7th July 2004, 04:58   #7
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Dear Mr. Xzxzzx,

I need a good question to ask Xzxzzx. Could you, out of the goodness of your heart, come up with a question that I can ask Xzxzzx?

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why can't i get enough money to buy thigs i want.

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Old 7th July 2004, 05:35   #9
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why can't i get enough money to buy thigs i want.
Thugs are expensive to hire these days.

Or did you mean thigh?

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tsk, tsk... But, you boys forget, I was asking for xzxzzx's opinion
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"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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If a person were sent to prision which would be more degrading, Having to give a man a hummer or getting reamed in the behind by that man?

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Old 7th July 2004, 07:38   #13
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I would have to go with the nasty ass looking car, whiteflip.
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Old 7th July 2004, 07:39   #14
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ShyShy, thy have truly posed a mighty question.

The answer is that original Oreos are better, for as thou may easily make a double-stuffed from two Oreos, but one cannot make an original from a double-stuffed. Therefore, double-stuffed have more entropy, like a dead sun, or a barren river, while the original Oreos are like a spring day, or a newborn child.

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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Old 7th July 2004, 07:44   #15
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horse-fly, your question saddens my eyes with flowing reality, and gladdens my heart with golden time.

The question to ask xzxzzx is simple:
"What question should I ask xzxzzx?"

Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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Old 7th July 2004, 07:46   #16
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Pepsi, or Coke?
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Old 7th July 2004, 15:21   #19
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Ass or titties?

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if all of the world were paper
and all of the ocans were ink
and all the trees
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what would we have to drink?
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Old 7th July 2004, 16:54   #21
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Old 7th July 2004, 17:07   #22
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Ass or titties?
You know, I would rather have a natural, nice ass. You can always do things to make the boobies look nicer, but you don't have many choices when you have a flat ass
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Old 7th July 2004, 17:51   #23
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Ya' don't have a flat ass! That's just silly!Ya' just don't have a "Jumbojet" landing ass like J-Blo !
There much better!
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ok, xzxzzx, hows this one? I have ans ASUS A7N8X-X motherboaord that I am trying to run under windows 98. After installing the drivers from the cd, device manager gives me the following for the NVIDIA nForce MCP Networking Adapter: The NDIS.VXD, NTKERN.VXD device loader(s) for this device could not load the device driver. (Code 2) Not for anything, can I get this to work. After countless reinstalls of the driver and 3 reformats I still get this stupid error. If you can answer that, I will be forever grateful.

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I have a question.

Pepsi, or Coke?
Neither.

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Pompous or conceited?
Pompous.

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Ass or titties?
Titties.

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if all of the world were paper
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and all the trees
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what would we have to drink?
Milk - there's already cheese, so there'd be milk.

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got milk?
See last answer.

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Old 7th July 2004, 18:57   #27
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Dear xzxzzx,

Leik, OMG! How r u so entellegent? Liek, I go 2 skool evryday & I pay attenton & Im liek ``WTF r dey talkng abot? Stoopid ppl!`` & I jus dont get it. I need help, but I dont undrstnd. Do u hav sum sooperpowar or a mental muutaton tht geevs u soopr-31337 bran powar or sumthng? LOL! j/k j/k Ansr bak tho! KTHNXBYE!

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the woodchuck question. I couldnt be arsed typing it.

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Nobby:

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A better question would be "How many ducks would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck ducks?"

Also, no.

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Hehe, neither on the Pepsi/Coke question. *Gives xzxzzx a high-five*

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How many ducks would a woodchuck fuck if a woodchuck could fuck ducks?

also, what about now? soon then?
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k_rock923: That one is just fine.

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Nobby:

A woodchuck would fuck as many ducks as a woodchuck could fuck, if a woodchuck could fuck ducks.

Also, no, and probably not.

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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Old 7th July 2004, 20:47   #33
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Whats it all about, when you get down to it? i mean, really.

also, ever?
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Nobby:

It's all about anything. A truly boring existence, one without matter, time, space, energy is one that is so boring (for lack of a better term) as to be intolerable.

Bodies are fun. Sex, drugs, and violence are all better alternatives to being truly bored. Being brutally tortured (even if you aren’t masochistic - weirdo ) is a better alternative than having no body, nothing to play with. This universe is a playground where the kids have forgotten they're playing.

Also, maybe.

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Yes.

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Yes, weren't you paying attention?

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Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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Old 7th July 2004, 22:26   #38
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hi xzxxzxxxz,
Do you think it's funny when someone constantly tries to makes jokes out of another person's misspelling?
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how much wouldchuck would your wood chuch if your wood could chuck woodchucks?

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