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Is WWE funny in its lameness or brain-numbingly painful?
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Old 21st July 2004, 09:00   #362
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Is WWE funny in its lameness or brain-numbingly painful?
Brain-fucking-numbingly painful.

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Old 21st July 2004, 13:57   #363
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xzxzzx, why can't I think of a question to ask?
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Old 21st July 2004, 14:24   #364
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Oh mighty, (nearing the end of his reign) Smartest Person In The Universe™, why would someone wax their legs when NAIR is available?

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Old 21st July 2004, 20:45   #365
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xzxzzx, why can't I think of a question to ask?
That question is paradoxical, and, in essence, unaswerable.

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Oh mighty, (nearing the end of his reign) Smartest Person In The Universe™, why would someone wax their legs when NAIR is available?
Because they're a machinist.

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That question is paradoxical, and, in essence, unaswerable.
then he found a question that you cannot answer.

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Old 22nd July 2004, 04:54   #367
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Ah, nay, for he hast answered the question, if only for to say that the question is indeed unanswerable.

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i thought he might say that. but that's another paradox eh?

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Old 22nd July 2004, 05:25   #369
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I should suppose. Because then, if that counts, then no question is indeed unanswerable. So then the point of this thread is moot.

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well i was going for: the answer to the question is that the question is unanswerable, but if it is unanswerable then how could he answer it, but whatever.

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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well i was going for: the answer to the question is that the question is unanswerable, but if it is unanswerable then how could he answer it, but whatever.
That is what I was going for. And I don't really know when this thread became the "stump xzxzzx" thread, though that's fun too

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Oh, and I'd like to point out that the question is, in fact, easily answerable - "You can think of one".

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If you could eliminate 3 people on Earth, no questions asked, who would those people be?
I don't think I would eliminate anyone, or maybe I'd eliminate the three people in the worst suffering.

Damn, I'm too nice of a God. I should have some fire and brimstone shit, but I'm not really into that right now.

Fuck, it's like I smoked something (I haven't). I can't think of anything negative right now. I can't even think of a single thing which annoys me, or even something that could go wrong in my life. HOLY FUCK, WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME!?

I'm too damn positive. I'm gonna go and buy a burger or something. Hopefully, something will annoy me on my way.

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WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME!?
Have you exhausted your supply of answers, perhaps?

(j/k)

But that leads me to another question. I think this may have already been asked. But either way, this is an incredibly easy one.

Is knowledge infinite? (For mortal humans I mean, not for a deity such as yourself.)

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Is knowledge infinite? (For mortal humans I mean, not for a deity such as yourself.)
Well, knowldege, in a general sense, consists of everything. The existance of a particle is a piece of knowledge. So essencially, knowledge is infinite.

Depends on how you define "knowledge", and it depends on how you define "infinite".

xzxzzx's random quote of the day:
"Being right has nothing to do with me winning an argument."

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That is what I was going for. And I don't really know when this thread became the "stump xzxzzx" thread, though that's fun too
Does that mean I win?
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Oh, and I'd like to point out that the question is, in fact, easily answerable - "You can think of one".
but he said he can't.

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Oh mighty, (nearing the end of his reign) Smartest Person In The Universe™, why would someone wax their legs when NAIR is available?
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Because they're a machinist.
LOL.

I think you meant masochist, a person who derives pleasure from bringing abuse or humiliation upon themselves.

A machinist is a person who works with machinery.



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maybe machinists arent allowed to use nair because its bad for the machines! ha!




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Does that mean I win?
Nope. I did answer the question.

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but he said he can't.
No I didn't. Read it again.

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LOL.

I think you meant masochist, a person who derives pleasure from bringing abuse or humiliation upon themselves.

A machinist is a person who works with machinery.



Carry on folks. Nothing to see here.....
What I meant was, indeed, a masochist, but I chose the funnier route by making an intentional pop-culture reference.

(Guy beating up main character)
"What are you, some kind of machinist?"
(Main character)
"Are you trying to say 'masochist'?"

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Are you kidding me? Because you can't get my obscure jokes?

The move is called Serving Sara, by the way. I'd send you the direct quote, but there doesn't seem to be any sites with more than one or two quotes from the movie.

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Everyone cares. In particular, I care. Sometimes.

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The move is called Serving Sara, by the way. I'd send you the direct quote, but there doesn't seem to be any sites with more than one or two quotes from the movie.
There may be a reason for that.
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There may be a reason for that.
Haha. That movie was great, what are you talking about? :P

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Haha. That movie was great, what are you talking about? :P
No, what are you talking about?
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No, what are you talking about?
I'm talking about a quote from a movie.

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you said "you can think of one" he said "i can't think of one"

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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you said "you can think of one" he said "i can't think of one"
Right, but he's wrong. "Why don't I exist?" is not a valid question - the presumptions necessary to ask it are false.

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Now, I think if you people run out of questions, that means I win. :P

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You never answered my assassination question.
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If a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, how much wood would a woodchuck really chuck of a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, a woodchuck really would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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There is no one in the world you would like to see dead? I find that hard to swallow.

Ok well, what do you look for in a girl other than physical appearence?
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i only look for physical apperance over the years i have trained myself to drown out the noises that women produce, well most noises

do you like chocolate milk?
do you like chocolate?

which is more likely to be a reality, star trek, star wars, or star gate? and why?

who has better cartoons, america or japan?

will newspapers become obsolete?
will books?

what is the current state of human civilization, how does it compare to previous civilizations and what predictions do you have for our civilization in the next 1000 years?

who would win in a fight, jesus, krishna, or tiki?

who wins the philisophical fight, the tao or konfutsu (confucius)?

too many questions?

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who would win playing basketball:

Charlie murphie and his friends, or Prince and "the revolution"?

(There is an actual answer. )

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No, not really. With certain things (cerial), yes.
Yea, I fucking hate just drinking a straight glass of milk. ...I dont like eating eggs either. I mean, I love them in other stuff, but fucking hate them alone.
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