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Germ: No, but it's funny that someone constantly tries to makes jokes out of another person's misspelling.

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My wood's chuched more chuck than a woodchuck ever will.

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Neither. All you need is flour, sugar, eggs, oil, vanilla extract, baking powder, butter and chocolate chunks. Combine appropriately, bake, and eat.

Cookie larger than your head > angel's food/devil's food.

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Old 8th July 2004, 00:49   #44
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That really don't give many options. There's also falling Mstar, gloating MStar, stupid MStar, fussing MStar...

However, given those two options, "God Damn You're Stupid! MStar" is the better choice.

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Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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Old 8th July 2004, 05:26   #47
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Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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Old 8th July 2004, 05:30   #48
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No. Why, should I be?

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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lmao.

by the way, WRONG - it's all about the ass.

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Oh great xzxzzx,

Should I lace my baby's passafier with Vicks Cough Serup to put my baby to sleep, or Children's Tylenol?























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Well, presuming you actually had a reason to do so, Vicks would be better than Tylenol, because Tylenol rarely produces tiredness, and if it does, then you should see a doctor, as it could be an indication of something more severe.

A much better alternative, however, is children's ******** - that shit is almost garunteed to make you tired.

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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Yes, weren't you paying attention?
Oh great and wise xzxzzx, you misread my humble question. I was paying attention, maybe you were not.

My question to you was: "WTF?"

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Oh great and wise xzxzzx, you misread my humble question. I was paying attention, maybe you were not.

My question to you was: "WTF?"
That is the question to which I responded, and my answer stands.

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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1). Why doesn't lumber actually measure the given size?
- ie:
a 2x4's measurement actually measures only 1½X3½ -
a 2x6 is really 1½X5½ -
a 4x4 measures only 3½X3½ .. etc. etc

2). Why is cereal, potato chips, etc. etc. packed in such large packages that they're only ½ full when you buy them? it is infeasible to accept that settlement during shipment reduces product volume by ½ a bag/box of product.

3). Why do more boys post answers in a thread specifically directed toward the girls, than girls do?

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Apperantly:
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You are tall and majestic. You're the kind of tree that likes to take things slow and savor everything that life has to offer. You like to be around people like yourself, any time of the year, at any time of the day. You love heights and everything that accompanies them. You may not be the best of friends since you tend to put your own interest before that of those around you. You fear being cut down in your prime, being stopped from being everything that you could become. You value eloquence in your mate, and wish to live a long life. When you leave the world, you wish that you have seen and experience all that there was to be seen and experienced.



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1). Why doesn't lumber actually measure the given size?
- ie:
a 2x4's measurement actually measures only 1½X3½ -
a 2x6 is really 1½X5½ -
a 4x4 measures only 3½X3½ .. etc. etc

2). Why is cereal, potato chips, etc. etc. packed in such large packages that they're only ½ full when you buy them? it is infeasible to accept that settlement during shipment reduces product volume by ½ a bag/box of product.

3). Why do more boys post answers in a thread specifically directed toward the girls, than girls do?
1) The drying/treating and planing process reduces the size of rough lumber. It's like if you go to a resturant, and order a "½ pound burger" - it's not what you get, it's the precooked weight.
2) Three reasons: Settlement, breakage, and protection. The air provides protection, so that the chips are more whole than they would be if they were tightly packed. However, this is not perfect, and some of the chips break, which reduces the apperant volume even more.
3) Because there are far, far more active male posters than even semi-active female posters.
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I'd be tempted to call it "light urple", but I'd probably name it after myself.

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Well, presuming you actually had a reason to do so, Vicks would be better than Tylenol, because Tylenol rarely produces tiredness, and if it does, then you should see a doctor, as it could be an indication of something more severe.

A much better alternative, however, is children's ******** - that shit is almost garunteed to make you tired.
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Oh geez! And I have the perfect answer to that question, but I dare not give it, else I'll be rendered sterile.

*holding it in*

*head about to explode*

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Why?
Why not?
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Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
*bzzt* - Husband mode activated
"You could never look fat, honey."
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Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
'F you want my ladies' opinion -- They make your arse look great.
Wish I got compliments like that. ^_^
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Yes, ShyShy does have a perfect arse (based on the pic from a few months ago).

The answer I was referring to is just the old generic, dangerous, sarcastic, trying-to-be-funny-to-my-own-detriment. I would never actually say it to someone is a non-joking way.

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They make your arse look great.

*high fives WR

There you go guys, a great line to save yourselves.
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what?

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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I would Like to know about the human brain. Are thoughts stored in cells? If not, what?


what causes economic inflation?


Do you believe in god? (I wont argue anything here.)
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why are we all here (alive on earth)?

what's the meaning of life?

why live?

are there other forms of life out there? are there intelligent creatures besides us?

is universe infinite?

is time endless?

how did it all begin?

how is it going to end?

OH GOD, I need answers right now!!

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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why does coman want to know that?

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"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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I will be the judge of whether booties are perfect or not. I am qualified for several reasons.

1.) I'm only partially white so I can combine my ethnic tastes to judge perfect behinds
2.) I'm from Seattle, much like sir mix-o-lot. We know good booty
3.) As for ass and titties, I go ass before I go titties.

and my question. If Jesus walked across the Mississippi river while two monkies and a rooster were throwing dodge balls at him, could he microwave a burito so hot that I could get a date for this Friday?

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"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Why not not?
Two nots are not not.
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what?
What what?
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I would Like to know about the human brain. Are thoughts stored in cells? If not, what?
Thoughts are not stored in cells. They are stored in memories, which are beyond simple description.

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what causes economic inflation?
People would like you to think that the reasons for economic inflation is complex and hard to understand. It isn't. The government spends too much, and prints money to cover the debt, causing your money to be worth less.

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Do you believe in god? (I wont argue anything here.)
I don't believe in "god", per se. I think that I am the only thing that is real, and everything else (including you) are figments of my imagination, making me as much God as anything could be.

Assuming that's not the case, I think there is a God of sorts, but it isn't a being, per se, certainly not how the Christian bible would portray it.

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why are we all here (alive on earth)?
If we weren't here, where else would we be?

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what's the meaning of life?
I assume you mean the "purpose" of live, which is to continue to live.

There is no meaning to life, beyond that.

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why live?
Why not?

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are there other forms of life out there? are there intelligent creatures besides us?
Yes.

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is universe infinite?
As infinite as one considers it to be - space, if you consider it space, goes on as far as you can concieve, and not an inch further.

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is time endless?
Time is simply a dimention of the universe.

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how did it all begin?
It didn't, per se.

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how is it going to end?
It won't, per se.

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why does coman want to know that?
He didn't eat enough corn flakes as a child.

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and my question. If Jesus walked across the Mississippi river while two monkies and a rooster were throwing dodge balls at him, could he microwave a burito so hot that I could get a date for this Friday?
Oh yes. Jesus's microwave is hotter than the sun, and you have no idea what a 1,000,000,000+ kelvin buritto will do for your love life.

On another note, I'm not sure why I mix sarcastic answers with actual answers, diluting the sarcastic and obscuring the real ones. Rule of thumb: if the question was sarcastic, the answer probably is, too, and conversely, the opposite is true.

Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything.
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