Old 19th July 2004, 04:37   #321
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how did he change his post?

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Old 19th July 2004, 04:39   #322
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how did she change her post?
I'll take care of this one, Xzxzzx.

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Old 19th July 2004, 04:47   #323
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what was the original post?

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Old 19th July 2004, 04:56   #324
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what was the original post?
Something to the tune of:

"Has anyone ever radically changed their post after you refered to it in your next post?"
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Old 19th July 2004, 05:10   #325
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nevermind.

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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nevermind.
After pulling that trick on Xzxzzx, I learned to become super paranoid and quote everyone, even people I have no reason to quote.
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I though it was kinda weird that his answer was just "No." Unless he meant No, which would be the quickest route to Japan in a way.
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"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Old 19th July 2004, 05:20   #329
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I believe I used the word "radically" instead of "drastically".
Yeah, it could be. This is why I used "to the effect of" to qualify my quote.

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After pulling that trick on Xzxzzx, I learned to become super paranoid and quote everyone, even people I have no reason to quote.
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Old 19th July 2004, 05:39   #330
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Old 19th July 2004, 06:39   #332
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What!? X, you bitch, you're supposed to be marrying me! CHEAT!
Um, I hate to ask this, you being all Canadian and stuff (), but:

Eh?

...

*ponders*

Ooh, you thought "go out" as in "date regularly; have a steady relationship with", not "leave the house to go somewhere", as with friends. I suppose your way makes more sense.

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What's your fave sexual position?
ShyShy, thy have truly posed another mighty question.

I am tempted, being a humorous god, to answer with a humorous answer.

For example, I might say:
  • With a woman.
    or
  • Naked.
    or
  • Does masturbation count?
    or
  • Any.
    or
  • None.
    or
  • With inflatable Olga, it doesn't matter.
    or
  • At 40 ft. with SCUBA gear on.
    or
  • Facing the television.
    or
  • Man on top, Woman in magazine.
    or
  • The Gordian knot.
    or
  • Erect.
Really, all of those are good answers. However, the real answer:

I wouldn't know, I'm a virgin - unless inflatable Olga counts. ;)

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Old 19th July 2004, 06:42   #333
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What kind of a name is "Olga"?

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Old 19th July 2004, 06:46   #334
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What kind of a name is "Olga"?
One that came to mind when I tried to think of what someone might name a inflatable sex thing.

[edit]Apperantly, I'm not the only one to think of that name.[/edit]

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Old 19th July 2004, 06:47   #335
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How does one acquire infinite knowledge, much like you have?
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Old 19th July 2004, 06:51   #336
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How does one acquire infinite knowledge, much like you have?
Well, being that you only exist as a figment of my imagination, you are, in essence, me. So you already have infinite knowledge, though it may not seem that way. Assuming that wasn't the case, then you have to cheat.

[edit]It's not completely accurate to say that I have infinite knowledge, though. In actual fact, the universe bends to my will - that is, the simple act of me believing something is a certain way, makes it that way. This could be seen as infinite knowledge, when it's actually closer to infinite power, combined with extensive knowledge.

It's like a book, being made by an author. The author doesn't have infinite knowledge of the universe as being created by the author, but does know everything that can be known about the universe, and any created knowledge is the universe. You see? [/edit]

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Old 19th July 2004, 07:13   #337
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The Gordian knot.
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Old 19th July 2004, 08:07   #338
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I'm a virgin
is it your choice?

is there really such thing as luck?

i think olga is a russian name, or asian.

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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Old 19th July 2004, 10:13   #339
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Russian, probably. My grandmother's name is Olga.

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Old 19th July 2004, 11:19   #341
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My grandmother's name is Olga.
I told you those things could get pregnant!
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Old 19th July 2004, 12:10   #342
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Oops, have to go, just noticed I'm losing air again. These valves today aren't what they used to be...

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Old 19th July 2004, 15:41   #343
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I wouldn't know, I'm a virgin - unless inflatable Olga counts.
How does Olga like it Daddyo?

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Old 19th July 2004, 19:24   #344
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ShyShy, thy have truly posed another mighty question.

I am tempted, being a humorous god, to answer with a humorous answer.

For example, I might say:
  • With a woman.
    or
  • Naked.
    or
  • Does masturbation count?
    or
  • Any.
    or
  • None.
    or
  • With inflatable Olga, it doesn't matter.
    or
  • At 40 ft. with SCUBA gear on.
    or
  • Facing the television.
    or
  • Man on top, Woman in magazine.
    or
  • The Gordian knot.
    or
  • Erect.
Really, all of those are good answers. However, the real answer:

I wouldn't know, I'm a virgin - unless inflatable Olga counts. ;) [/B]
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Old 19th July 2004, 20:16   #345
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is it your choice?

is there really such thing as luck?

i think olga is a russian name, or asian.
Yes, it's my choice, and yes, there is such a thing as "luck", but it doesn't work the way that you probably think it does.

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How does Olga like it Daddyo?
Hard & long.

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Old 19th July 2004, 20:38   #346
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Daddyo??? Daddy-o??? From Clueless:
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how does it work then?

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How do you work Olga?

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how does it work then?
Well, as a metaphysical entity, you're in control of "luck". What you truly believe to occur will occur - so if you believe that you've got "good luck", then you will. Of course, most people truly believe that things are random, and so they are for them.

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How do you work Olga?
To work Olga the doll
first go to the mall
to buy an electric pump
and insert it in her rump

When she's all filled with air
(and only if you dare)
hit the switch on the side
and she becomes your bride

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How long do you think this thread will survive?

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This one?
No, this one...

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Boo~bies...Eh? Eh?

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How long do you think this thread will survive?
Quite a while longer.

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Boo~bies...Eh? Eh?
Ehhhhyyyy...

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xzxzzx, what happened to ElChevelle?
Oh, I must have stopped thinking of him, causing his existance to temporarily stop. He'll be back.

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I want to kill my cat?
No! BAD HORSE-FLY!

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Ok, well. Do I need anything to finish up a leg wax job? As in, is there going to be any sticky wax on my legs that I need a special product to help clean up?
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Ok, well. Do I need anything to finish up a leg wax job? As in, is there going to be any sticky wax on my legs that I need a special product to help clean up?
Nope. When the strip comes off, it takes the wax with it. The most you'd need is some soap if some of the hot wax separates before you pull it off. [edit]And depending on the wax, you usually don't even need that.[/edit]

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