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that downloaded sonique and said...
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Old 3rd February 2001, 04:43   #122
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nothing, because his eyeballs exploded from an allergic reaction to the crappiness of it's visualizations.

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There was this guy who grabbed this girls...

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...arse for fun. one day he tried to go for her arse but instead grabbed...

use the search, that's what it's there for.
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...her toe...

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and that's when he realized that she had no legs and he said "Uh Oh"...
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"...That's not a toe!"
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So then the girl bitch-slapped the guy because he had actually grabbed her...

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by the hair in her nose...
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which caused her to make "The sneeze heard 'round the world"...

[edit]you know, me and BB were just saying that this is a great thread - one of the best I've seen in a long time...[/edit]

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Old 3rd February 2001, 21:24   #132
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The sneeze was so violent that it blew the mans arms off, and they blew all around the world, befor ramming up her privates. THis not only caused her immense pleasure, but somehow she could now walk...
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..because a pair of legs grew out through her ears..

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She got so excited that she jumped around for joy, and accidentally jumped right off the Empire State Building.

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but it wasnt the end, RM just thought it was, because the girl landed on him and...

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They both died.

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but then RM awoke from a dream, realizing he...

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loved ending stories.

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but sadly, s1138 wouldnt let the story end, so he...

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Whacked RM for wanting the story to end so goddam badly...

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...and then, all of a sudden, the U.S.S. Enterprise landed...
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...then s1138 smacks flatmatt because the enterprise cant land, that is voyager, but none the less, spock comes out and...

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Circumcised all the aliens he could find...
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...katana sword and threatened to cleave Mr. Spock in twain if he didn't...

Oh and s1138, you're stupid. The U.S.S. Enterprise _did_ land. Remember, they landed in that park in San Francisco when they travelled back in time in Star Trek IV! Capt. Kirk even jokingly said "Okay, everyone, remember where we parked."

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...forehead, which spock thought was...

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was really neato, so he pulled out a hanky and started polishing it which the alien really
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But the universe wasn't destroyed and the story wasn't over either, Because even though the alien had burned up. There were ten more standing right behind him but they were invisible. Then they took out ak47s and started shooting at radioactive man. And he ran away sceaming
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But he wasn't really screaming, he was releasing high frequency sonic blasts, which destroyed all matter, ending this story.

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Ahhh but the story still wasn't over, because the aliens were made out of anti-matter which survived. Then with the help of a magic sage they recreated the universe and all the people in it. And when the people found out that radioactive man was trying to kill them all of they were really mad and tied him up. And gagged him. But he wasn't going to be there prisoner because he knew that they would
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unleash the scourge known as socialism, which gave our plucky hero, RM, a lenient sentence, allowing him to get off scot free in 30 days.

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But then he died of multiple forms of cancer (what else?) and henceforth was no longer able to proclaim the ending of stories.
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Until 20 years after, a mysterious doctor removed him from his cryogenic chamber, revived him, and allowed him to continue his path of destruction, wreaking havoc on creatives minds everywhere! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TO BE CONTINUED...
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..but after being dead RM had gotten his mind completely blank, thus not knowing he wanted the story to end..

(btw, tjb2004, what IS that thing in your sig doing?)

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Then nateJC came along and saw RM in his vegetative state and said "I'll fix you up.", so he grabbed his neural-Jaz disc transfer device and the Jaz discs labelled "Radioactive Man's Brain Backup" that he found in RM's backpack and went to work, but...

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...he couldn't find the right tools for the job! so he went round bill clinton's house and nicked all of his...

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WAFFLES!

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<you are wrong, then enterprise didnt land! that was a stolen Bird of Prey, Dr. McCoy named it the HMS Bounty. they steal it from the klingons that destroy the enterprise in ST:3>

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