Old 4th February 2001, 16:50   #161
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D'oh! Sorry, S1138. You're not stupid. I need to brush up on my Star Trek.

"Mmmmmm...waffles", he said in a Homer Simpson-esque manner as he ate his delicious breakfast. Upon finishing, Nate said "Good breakfast, but now it's time to...

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Old 4th February 2001, 17:46   #162
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end this story, because you see my friends, everybody realized that RM actually stimulated creativity by ending stories, so they all gave him a pat on the back, and everyone was happy.

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Old 4th February 2001, 18:08   #163
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_-=+{[(NEW STORY and I want it to be about me, so that's why I'm starting it)]}+=-_

Once upon a time, there was a storyteller who thought that "Once upon a time" was an overused beginning for stories, so he wrote, "One day, nateJC was...



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Old 4th February 2001, 18:12   #164
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was walking through the woods, when he tripped and fell head first into a rabbit hole, cracking open his skull.

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Old 4th February 2001, 18:12   #165
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having sexual fantasies about...

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Old 4th February 2001, 18:16   #166
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Lemme write the beginning of your story, ReD:

One day, ReDVsion was...

and the ending:

George Washington's naked, half decomposed corpse. When he woke up and realized what he was doing, he had a heart attack and died.

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Old 4th February 2001, 18:49   #167
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You know, RM, you make this topic absolutely no fun...

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Old 4th February 2001, 19:00   #168
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RM, stop being such an absolute cock.
you really are ruining all the fun.

use the search, that's what it's there for.
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Re: Made Up Word: Ogore

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And what's the moral of this story, kids?

GORE is an anagram for OGRE

bush is an anagram for shub. add an r for republican, and you get shrub.

 
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RM actually stimulated creativity by ending stories
Y'all would've had boring stories if it weren't for me trying to end them. That was the inspiration for all your ingenious ways to bind, gag, or execute me.
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Old 4th February 2001, 19:07   #171
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Note to Wolfie: Add "Quoting yourself" to sanity test.
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Old 4th February 2001, 19:21   #173
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added, along with a few others. total questions? 60.

http://www.drayon.com/~wolfied/sanity.html
 
Old 4th February 2001, 19:59   #174
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WOW! Nice test!
(Should I think twice about myself after REALLY finding lots of questions that describes me perfectly?) <- Sorry for the weird language, it's hard writing in another tongue while not having had sleep for > 30 hours.

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man i don't check the forums for like 3 days and you guys seriously screwed up this thread
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NEW STORY! (hopefully someone else isn't posting at this very second...)

One day Radioactive Man was ending stories in a Winamp Forum topic...

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Old 4th February 2001, 20:21   #179
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...when his monitor screen started bending and warping. It then sucked him in and transported him to...

This was my 100th post. I'm a Senior Member now. I am happy! Just thought you'd like to know

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To the houses of every forum member, allowing him to kill them.

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was the tv show RM was watching at the time. He turned off the TV.

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whew! That one was interesting
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new story:

one day, Bill Gates was walking thru the woods when he saw a...
 
Old 4th February 2001, 20:25   #184
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Quote:
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...when s1138...
said "Hey quit ending all the stories ya hoser!". RM then replied ...

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brevity is the sould of wit.

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Old 4th February 2001, 20:36   #186
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that's "soul" you twit! Then Evan got POed because RM couldn't spell his Shakespeare (and because he felt like being POed), so...

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Old 4th February 2001, 20:52   #187
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he reached for his Acme pocket flamethrower and burned RM to a crisp so he would not end another story ever again!

THE END

and just think, RM didn't write this one.

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Old 4th February 2001, 20:55   #188
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he enlisted the help of kathy lee gifford and the two of them tried to talk RM to death.. But...
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Old 4th February 2001, 21:15   #190
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...she ****** RM...

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went to the rental store and rented a drywall screwgun so she could
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...she ****** RM...
Without knowing that RM has a fatal STD, so they both died.

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Old 4th February 2001, 22:21   #193
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those stars ment kick
she kicked RM
so they didnt die from STD's, instead...

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RM kicked her back, and was locked up for assault. Some mean ol' inmates tried to gang rape him, but lucky for RM, he had that nasty STD to fend them off with...
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Witty RM decided that the best way to escape from prison AND cure himself of the STD would be to end this story.

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One day Winsane decided to try WolfieD's sanity test, and got a score of 52.727%, along with the diagnosis "In a few years you could become insane." He didn't feel like waiting that long, and decided to go slaughter RM. Needless to say (due to his extraordinary intelligence), he easily succeeded, and once again put an end to RM's psychotic story-killing spree. And he then threatened to do the same to anyone who doesn't ignore the story-ending attempts of RM's puny little ghost. And...
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s1138 wanted to be insane, so he did everything that was on WolfieD's test but he still only got a score of 21% so he helped kill RM which brought his score upto 100%. then...

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he decided to do a series of workout videos...

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But it didn't work out so good because s1138 was actually a former NUN and his consience got the best of him so he decided to..
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(nun? as in church nun? im a guy)
grab the nearest good looking women and...

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