Old 7th May 2001, 08:17   #81
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Avs lost yet again
Will they lose to Kings again?
We will wait and see.

*PARENTAL ADVISORY*

Trancenation and the
Overactive Bladder can
suck my fucking dick

Made eight syllables
On the second line because I
do not give a fuck

*OK, No more BS-ing*

la la la la la
It really whips the lamma's
ass la la la la

I call this Haiku
"Bob" because I just felt like
it ha ha ha ha

I am really bored
You can't tell because you are
ignoring this one

Hey, this haiku is
dedicated to myself
cuz I am so cool

I said a hip hop
a hippito the hip hop
you rock and don't stop

da na na na na
WINAMP IS SO FUCKING COOL!
da na na na na

I am gonna stop
before you all lynch my ass
in front of George Bush
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Old 7th May 2001, 08:30   #82
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typing lab reports
sucks when still learning how to
type on Dvorak

Need some sleep so bad
but procrastination has
left me all this work
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Old 7th May 2001, 16:08   #83
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people are dead
there is a gun in my hand
i must have shot them
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Old 7th May 2001, 17:20   #84
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Old 7th May 2001, 18:05   #85
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fuck shit bitch asshole
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck shit bitch asshole
And to think RM
Had wondered whether our youths
Lacked in eloquence.


hehehe

I seem to get better at poetry every second.
my latest creation, I feel, represents todays youth with stunning passion. Enjoy.

x5
x7
x5
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Old 7th May 2001, 18:35   #86
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i like the cheese good
we are gatherd here today
to see me cheese big
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Old 7th May 2001, 18:50   #87
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SNYder you poet
Whose sig says "i is crazy".
So was E. A. Poe.

But look at his work
"The Raven", "Annabel Lee".
A master poet.

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Old 7th May 2001, 19:01   #88
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haiku, 3 pages
wonder how many more
i hope alot
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Old 7th May 2001, 19:54   #89
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Haiku will survive!
this is after all the third
haiku thread started
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Old 7th May 2001, 21:30   #90
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fuck shit bitch asshole
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck shit bitch asshole
And to think RM
Had wondered whether our youths
Lacked in eloquence.


rand, in the words of
Hannibal, "Your ham-handed
Segue will not do".

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Old 7th May 2001, 22:52   #91
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I'll not dignify
the bad "Chev whining" haiku
with any response
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Old 7th May 2001, 22:59   #92
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my girlfriend ahhh
she is very hot
prom queen
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Old 7th May 2001, 23:08   #93
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Originally posted by DJ ROACH
my girlfriend ahhh = 4 Syllables
she is very hot = 5 Syllables
prom queen = 2 Syllables

your haiku is not haiku, learn to haiku, do not try to screw up haiku, or RM the haiku master will get angry.
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Old 7th May 2001, 23:10   #94
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beans beans good for heart
the more you eat, more you'll fart
to be continued....
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Originally posted by DJ ROACH
my girlfriend ahhh = 4 Syllables
she is very hot = 5 Syllables
prom queen = 2 Syllables

your haiku is not haiku, learn to haiku, do not try to screw up haiku, or RM the haiku master will get angry.
sorry i cant please
r u the haiku master
is this better for you
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Old 7th May 2001, 23:42   #96
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Radioactive Man
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rand, in the words of
Hannibal, "Your ham-handed
Segue will not do".
A haiku novice,
Am I. Please expound for me,
So I understand.


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Old 7th May 2001, 23:47   #97
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i can haiku you
i am entertaining you
InvisableMan

this one is touching
we can live in peace now, yes?
forever live peace.


what a way to kick off post 200
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Old 7th May 2001, 23:49   #98
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5 5 5 5 5
7 7 7 a
5 5 seventeen
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Old 8th May 2001, 00:26   #99
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by randman
Quote:
Originally posted by Radioactive Man
Quote:
rand, in the words of
Hannibal, "Your ham-handed
Segue will not do".
A haiku novice,
Am I. Please expound for me,
So I understand.

Take it easy, dude;
T'was merely a joke; nothing
More, my anxious friend.
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Old 8th May 2001, 00:32   #100
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This may help those of
Slight verbiage incase of
The joke passing by.
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Old 8th May 2001, 00:54   #101
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The definitions
Of segue (and ham-handed),
I have knowledge of.

I trust that you jest,
But I curse my feeble mind.
I cannot see it.

Anxious I am not.
Merely frustrated at my
wit, which must be lost.


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Old 8th May 2001, 01:31   #102
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A hint to you I
Give: Silence of the Lambs is
Where Hannibal spoke.
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Old 8th May 2001, 10:17   #103
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Coca Cola sucks
If we all just drank Pepsi
We'd all be happy
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Old 8th May 2001, 10:32   #104
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Oh my god RM
may have lost all his marbles
this is really sad
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Old 8th May 2001, 13:26   #105
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Oh my god RM
may have lost all his marbles
this is really sad
A week away at
Mod-holic Anonymous
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Old 8th May 2001, 20:20   #106
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If RM is so
Intelligent, then why does
He act so childish?

Could it be because
He has been molested in
The past by his dad?

Or maybe he has
Never touched himself, causing
Sexual anger.

Either way, RM's
Words are unintelligent,
Ego driven, crap.
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flaming haikus suck
yes they real do very much
oh how the flames suck
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Old 8th May 2001, 23:11   #108
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To fight fire with fire
is an absurd thing to do
in these, our forums!

Snyder please relax!
What you type reflects badly
on all that we do.

He's second highest
in posting here, which also
means he hears the most.

Tread lightly in your
flaming, for it always comes
back to haunt us all.

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Old 8th May 2001, 23:32   #109
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Good god I wish I
Could write in Haiku like that,
I'm no good at it...
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Old 8th May 2001, 23:43   #110
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of course your not
if you were, you would be good
just like this good one



i did have one
it was another smiley
why do we watse time?
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I'll just get better!
Practice makes perfect, you see?
Already better!

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to fight fire with
another haiku is wrong
i know this, but why?

i did not direct
my haiku to be a flame
just a reminder

i wont flame back just
remind how much its no fun
its a statement see?
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Old 9th May 2001, 01:45   #113
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If he shall spit fire
At me, I shall spit it back.
Or he will not learn

If I must sink to
His bullshit leval to do
It, then so be it

Cause till my last breath
I will defend myself with
Fire, cause he is wrong

Am I wrong for my
Retaliation? No. But
My method needs work.

I shall seas fire on
RM untill he returns.
Then... well, I don't know.

::sigh::
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Old 9th May 2001, 02:05   #114
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never the posting
of flame on the haiku thread
was the pourpose


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Old 9th May 2001, 02:34   #115
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heres some more cyberpseudopoetic assemblys that no one will ever understand...

i got the power of the haiku, now i finnaly got in rythem..
i will just post 10 here but im writing them down every miunite...

time for the rantings of a Invisable(crazy)Man
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

expectations burn
demurely, bluebird blowing
caterpillar acts

enraptured eagle
imploring breasts panic, men
groaning, deaf souls grope

horseradish implores
polluted small infectious
knives thrusting, wailing

fervent moist lizard
exhilarates, lovely sick
unblinking giraffe

shepherds diminish
planets hardening, frowning
necromancers roam

richly patient smiles
yearn sadly, warmly, flatly.
drab desolate boat

mildly passive doves
seal, benign beehives loom, drops
shatter gently, dead

pianists play well,
exclamations rippling loud,
sleek masks preach, lurid

purple mischievous
watermelons recover
hooked pig submerges

sagging broodingly
returning rat gusting last
echo pulling ghost

clouds rise, scampering,
cajoling. cunningly, elms
cannibalise, dire.
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what were you thinking?
i wondered this when reading
your haikus are deep!
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Old 9th May 2001, 16:31   #117
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you people are crazy
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ye break the rules
posting in non haiku
oh ye shall be damned
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Eagerly waiting
For the resurrection of
The Lame Ad Galore!!!!!

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of course i did
if i didnt, it be wrong
someone had to say

but yet i did
and im not at wrong at all
if i was id die

hahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahaha
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