Old 9th May 2001, 17:21   #121
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im gonna do lame
lame ad haikus for all
yes, haiku lame ads
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Old 9th May 2001, 18:31   #122
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Lame ads are also
returning, keep the waffles;
keyboard gets sticky!
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Old 9th May 2001, 19:48   #123
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Lame ads will be back?
This thought fills me with much joy.
I can hardly wait.

Here are more haikus.
The first one is a lame ad.
Hope you enjoy them.

The Winamp Haiku
Digitized music
sounds much better with Winamp.
Llama-whipping good!

The Righteousness Haiku
Five, Seven and Five!
The true path to righteousness.
They will set you free.

The Sinner's Haiku
Wrath will befall those
who do not write in haiku,
Repent, change thy ways!

The Monty Python "Spam" Haiku
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam.
Spam, eggs, Spam, bacon and Spam.
Sorry, Spam's off, dear.

The 11:30 P.M. Haiku
Eleven-thirty.
I am writing lame haikus.
I should get some sleep.

I shall retire
having penned all these haiku.
Watch for more to come.

This is your brain.
This is your brain on pot.
This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.

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Old 9th May 2001, 22:27   #124
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Lame ads will be back?
This thought fills me with much joy.
I can hardly wait.

Here are more haikus.
The first one is a lame ad.
Hope you enjoy them.

The Winamp Haiku
Digitized music
sounds much better with Winamp.
Llama-whipping good!

The Righteousness Haiku
Five, Seven and Five!
The true path to righteousness.
They will set you free.

The Sinner's Haiku
Wrath will befall those
who do not write in haiku,
Repent, change thy ways!

The Monty Python "Spam" Haiku
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam.
Spam, eggs, Spam, bacon and Spam.
Sorry, Spam's off, dear.

The 11:30 P.M. Haiku
Eleven-thirty.
I am writing lame haikus.
I should get some sleep.

I shall retire
having penned all these haiku.
Watch for more to come.
ok
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Old 9th May 2001, 23:49   #125
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Obscene, isn't it?
That I post all this haiku.
What is wrong with me?

This is your brain.
This is your brain on pot.
This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.

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Old 10th May 2001, 01:50   #126
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Head shrinkers come 'round
It's the forum members' heads
that you've overshrunk
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Old 10th May 2001, 01:58   #127
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Are we all that lame
Or is it were Morons
But hey, were unique.
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Old 10th May 2001, 02:07   #128
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"MP3 to WAV"
That dreaded newbie topic
Keeps resurfacing.

Let's tweak vBoard to
Detect posts with this subject
And throw them to hell.

Then the member who
Tried to post the thread should be
Told to FAQ himself.

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Old 10th May 2001, 09:37   #129
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Now for the sports report

Congrats to the Avs
they finally beat the Kings
hope you Beat the Blues

Poor Toronto Leafs
lost to the Devils again
their season's over

How bout them Giants?
got beat 8 zip on Wednesday
fucking imbecils


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Old 10th May 2001, 18:45   #130
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the newbie topic
wav to mp3 oh we we we
change the forum please
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Old 10th May 2001, 19:13   #131
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Took awhile to win;
the Avalanche got it done.
Bring on those damn Blues!
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Old 11th May 2001, 00:53   #132
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weak incantation
captures, flawless mules bemoan
final departure

admirable pig
flying blindly, groundhogs sing
prudently, Chev sleeps

colossal gaping
sailors palpitate,
ponder rubies, colorblind

tired am i tonight
last haiku for the evening
goodnight, Mike, goodnight
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Old 11th May 2001, 01:54   #133
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It is I, Chev who
relies on you all to make
the right decisions.

The wool has been pulled
over your eyes, you must see
know this my dear friends.

I've tried to do all
right by you but while I am
left handed, no good.

If you think me bad
look again, I'm your father
in these, our forums.

Know this! I wish all
the best in experience;
always good for you.

If my fellow mods
fail to acknowledge the truth
so be it, my doom.

It is with these words
I do hope you sympathize
my love with you all!
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Old 11th May 2001, 06:36   #134
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Know this! I wish all
the best in experience;
always good for you.
Experiment.

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Old 11th May 2001, 11:11   #135
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Yeah my girlfriend
came back from Sacramento
I missed her so much

I have dated her
Over two and a half years
damn it's been so long

When I tickle her
she squeaks like a mouse so I
call her my mouse girl
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Old 11th May 2001, 21:12   #136
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HURRAY!
My Spam Haiku made the Spam-ku website:

17291.
To bathe in SPAM juice
Demented dreams go away
It is food not lube!
--Chev

17292.
Waiter! Hey waiter!
There is a bug in my SPAM!
Take my SPAM, leave bug.
--Chev

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Old 11th May 2001, 21:56   #137
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please make it stop!
it is all damn confusing
four, seven, and five
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Old 11th May 2001, 22:01   #138
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I return, with a
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In mind, and kind words.
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Old 11th May 2001, 22:13   #139
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Welcome Back

RM, the fair Mod.
a good friend to all, he is.
once again, he's home.
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Old 12th May 2001, 01:24   #140
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haiku. forever
lasting this thread will be here,
brainchild of RM
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Old 12th May 2001, 01:37   #141
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Won't you wipe your nose?
Asskissing 101 just
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Old 12th May 2001, 02:09   #142
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lover submerges
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Old 12th May 2001, 02:46   #144
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I don't want to be
riding high. I need some time
to be satisfied.

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Old 12th May 2001, 03:08   #145
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problem with being
punctual is that no one
appreciates it.


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Old 12th May 2001, 03:34   #146
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I used to live here
But then I moved to Skin Love
I shall return soon.

This summer on break
I will have more time to waste
See you in a month.

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Co-haikumaster?
"Appreciates" is four sounds
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Old 12th May 2001, 03:43   #147
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thank you very much
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i made. laugh out loud.

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Old 12th May 2001, 12:47   #148
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Old 12th May 2001, 13:34   #149
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Old 12th May 2001, 13:43   #150
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New series today,
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Old 12th May 2001, 19:47   #151
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Unbelievable!
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Old 12th May 2001, 22:19   #152
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Whoopin' that ass, boys!
Avalanche take it four-one,
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i like to haiku
i like to haiku all day
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Amino acids
Are hard to name in Chinese.
My job really sucks!

Alternative endings:
  • My job sucks BIG TIME!
  • Colossal sh_t job!
  • Damned dietitians!

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why can it stop
ahh!!!! this is too confuseing!!
I go Nuckin Futs!!!
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That when I mention my cane.
I'm really kidding.

I am not that old.
Hearing and sight I still have,
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