Old 27th May 2002, 04:48   #241
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Yay for Boplicity!
Don`t make me watch Felicity!
Winampicity!
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Old 27th May 2002, 05:06   #242
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Yay for Boplicity!
Don`t make me watch Felicity!
Winampicity!
Try five seven five
Unless you write by your rules
If so ignore me.

Maybe an edit
will help your hiaku fit right
into place with form.

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Old 27th May 2002, 11:20   #243
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As you look about
Spy Haiku mutilation
Ahhh, haiku rookies!

What can we do here?
professor of haiku eh?
Yoda can tutor!

He may be old, wise
but slash, spin, and dice he will
'to haiku you can'
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Old 27th May 2002, 15:59   #244
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Restricting yourself
To five, seven, five syllables
Shouldn't mean that you

Sacrifice proper
Grammar! Be sure to still write
full, logical thoughts.
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Old 28th May 2002, 02:43   #245
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Gilligan's Island
does remind me of this quote:
'I hear and obey'
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Old 28th May 2002, 03:26   #246
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Gilligan's Island
made me sit at the tv
and dream of Ginger
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Old 29th May 2002, 04:46   #247
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Hollywood starlet
stranded with the likes of me
I'll take MaryAnn!
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Old 29th May 2002, 08:37   #248
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Mister Howell: He
set up a posh country-
club on the island

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Old 29th May 2002, 08:41   #249
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Ah. Haiku returns.
A simple but elegant
Means of expression.

I have posted less
Due to more meaningless threads.
Perhaps I'll post more.

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Old 29th May 2002, 08:44   #250
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Mister Howell: He
set up a posh country-
club on the island

Is the rumour true?
Is Mister Howell Xerxes'
Long lost grandfather?
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Old 29th May 2002, 08:48   #251
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I always wondered
why I spontaneously
say "lovey" sometimes...



nobody ever
pulls wool over xerxes' eyes...
but cashmere, maybe.

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Old 29th May 2002, 15:05   #252
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Castaways stranded
all from a mere 3 hour tour
Damn, what a fast boat

but all is not lost
Professor can't fix the radio
but can make golf carts

Thirston is thirsty,
"Get me another umbrella
for my tall mai-tai"

There Gilligan hides
just beating his pet monkey
while Ginger showers

No girls for Skipper
With luck, pleasure flows forth from
his 'little buddy'
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Old 29th May 2002, 15:15   #253
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Ginger MaryAnn
yes, but let ME be stranded
with Miss Daisy Duke
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Old 29th May 2002, 16:05   #254
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Stranded I could be,
beach walking, low and behold
a genie bottle

I rub the bottle,
out pops the scantily clad
Barbara Eden!

What else to say but
"I rubbed your bottle baby,
won't you please rub mine!"
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Old 17th October 2002, 14:58   #255
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This is my answer
to the never ending thread
"what do you do", die!

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Old 17th October 2002, 16:36   #256
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thread resurrected
alas, to it i am n00b
/me writes a haiku

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Old 17th October 2002, 16:58   #257
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my love I miss you
I can not live without you
why have you left me?

sad our story is,
it hurts that I lived for you
and you didn't love me

Salaam
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Old 17th October 2002, 17:28   #258
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Life's ills and pleasures
Manifest themselves once more
In simple Haiku
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Old 17th October 2002, 17:31   #259
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And yet again, the
Kind soul called randman graces
Us with his presence.

A return to a
Time when threads had meaning, and
Folks had brains? Let's hope.
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Old 17th October 2002, 17:35   #260
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In search of a life
I come back to these forums
My search a failure.
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Old 17th October 2002, 17:38   #261
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Good to see randman
I wondered if he'd return
Hello my good friend

Things haven't changed much
Still mindless babble abound
But there's always hope
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Old 17th October 2002, 17:39   #262
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Those without a life
should not be called the lifeless,
but called the ......losers
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Old 17th October 2002, 19:38   #263
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The sound of death
engulfing and diminishing
all that lies beyond.

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Old 17th October 2002, 20:18   #264
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[center]very handy is
the
tag, specially
for us haiku fans.

Color or Colour
Don't fight over a letter
Colors are still nice


[edit]
I should have posted
this under the vee bee bee
thread instead of here.

[/edit]

Salaam

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Old 17th October 2002, 20:23   #265
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Captain, call out the
Style brigade! The natives have
Gone drunk with power!

When will it end? A
Blink tag causing a seizure?
Marquee vertigo?

Maybe we will be
Lost in frames... hark! I hear calls
For employing Flash!
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Old 17th October 2002, 20:47   #266
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/me wishes he knew how to write a haiku

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts: for support, not illumination.
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Old 17th October 2002, 21:12   #267
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Quote:
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this is the suckiest thread
I have ever seen
mods you must close this thread now

Majority rules!
Seven pages of haiku
found within this thread
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Old 17th October 2002, 22:10   #268
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Syllables for lines,
with the pattern five seven five,
make the said haiku.

A foolproof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then chip away anything that doesn't look like an elephant.
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Old 19th October 2002, 20:07   #269
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Lame threads like this one
insult the intelligence
of forum members.

Don't be fooled by trolls
dressed as sympathy mongers!
Just shoot them instead
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Old 19th October 2002, 20:41   #270
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Five syllables from the elves,
Seven from the dwarf lords of old;
All destroyed by mortal men

This curse we now hold.
Who can save man from his doom
No one I must asume.

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 20th October 2002, 05:21   #271
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I like traffic lights.
I like traffic lights. Even
When they are amber.
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Old 20th October 2002, 05:28   #272
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it's past one a.m
think i'll go and watch a film
hannibal is on...

until later friends
i go softly into night
to frighten myself

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Old 20th October 2002, 11:02   #273
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ASCII haiku!

5 5 5 5 5
7 7 7 7 7 7 7
5 5 5 5 5
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Old 20th October 2002, 12:36   #274
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I should leave my house.
There's a world out there they say.
Maybe tomorrow.
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Old 20th October 2002, 12:45   #275
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But it is raining
The flat is warm and cosy
The monitor glows

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Old 20th October 2002, 13:03   #276
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The monitor glow
Has left my face looking tanned.
My ass is still white.
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Old 20th October 2002, 13:08   #277
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Randman's dilemma
A solution lies herein
System of mirrors

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Old 20th October 2002, 13:15   #278
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Another way to
solve your problem is to buy
some full spectrum lights.

"Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!"
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Old 20th October 2002, 13:16   #279
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Yes. Mirrors or lights
Or maybe something simpler.
Sunless tanning cream.

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Old 20th October 2002, 14:09   #280
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Nothing so drastic.
For remember there are those
Who love a tan line.

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